19:54:49 < Jer> !logon MasksOfMonstar1
19:54:50 <+BillyTheBot> Log enabled on MasksOfMonstar1.txt.
19:55:07 < Jer> [someone auto log in case Billy craps out]
19:55:12 <%Dirk> [I have been]
19:55:14 <%Eldred_Fireax> [Oberon: my next arc could either be seen as subverting that trend or just going along with it again]
19:55:15 < Camilla> [Shonikado]
19:55:16 <%Dirk> [I always autolog]
19:55:21 < Camilla> [You are great]
19:55:35 <%Oberon> [The stuff with Seer?]
19:55:36 *** Jer is now known as Narrator
19:55:45 <%Oberon> [At least KP knows him and respects him to a mild extent]
19:55:51 <%Dirk> [first Dead Week RP o/]
19:55:53  * Narrator we join our heroes in the bar after a short but surprisingly easy battle with viking ninjas
19:55:54 <%Eldred_Fireax> [Well there's that, but not OSCAA]
19:56:08 <%Eldred_Fireax> [my next Alterra arc]
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19:56:17  * Camilla cracks her fingers
19:56:17 <%Oberon> [Oh]
19:56:19 < Camilla> Feh.
19:56:20 <%Oberon> [Well, whatever]
19:56:28 <%Oberon> [Cross the bridge when we get to it]
19:56:30  * Camilla tosses a few extras out
19:56:32 <%Eldred_Fireax> [riet]
19:56:35  * Dirk looks over a Viking helmet
19:56:38 <%Dirk> do you think it has stat boosts
19:56:45 <@Kojiro> [Viking ninjas don't seem like a good combination. The Viking aspect loses the stealth, the ninja part subverts the strength of the vikings.]
19:56:52 < Camilla> Beyond looking ridiculous? 
19:56:53 <%Oberon> ...
19:56:55 < Camilla> No.
19:56:58 <%Eldred_Fireax> <<So what was the point of THAT>>
19:56:58 <%Dirk> [Kojiro: Precisely why we have Pirate Vikings]
19:57:02 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...I... I don't think it does.
19:57:03  * Camilla Silly Camilla, that isn't a stat
19:57:14 <%Dirk> I don't think an item can give negative charisma
19:57:21  * Dirk looks inside the helmet
19:57:23 <%Dirk> ...
19:57:25 <%Oberon> ....
19:57:28 < Camilla> ...
19:57:28 <%Dirk> you could probably use it as a cup if you wash it out
19:57:31 <%Oberon> I think it's...just a helmet
19:57:34 <%Oberon> .....
19:57:34  * Dirk puts the helmet on top of his hat
19:57:36 <%Eldred_Fireax> [<Dirk> especially since my Charisma is already 1]
19:57:39 <%Dirk> [*d20*]
19:57:43 <%Dirk> [*the helmet eats Dirk's head*]
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19:57:48 <%Eldred_Fireax> [XD8]
19:57:52 <%Dirk> [GO GO AUTOLOGGIN']
19:57:52 < Camilla> Why would you want to.
19:57:53 <%Eldred_Fireax> [oh what the flying]
19:57:56 <%Eldred_Fireax> [wow]
19:58:00 <%Dirk> well it's an item
19:58:02 <%Dirk> I got it
19:58:05 <%Dirk> so I will use it
19:58:08 <%Dirk> that's generally how things go
19:58:10 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...
19:58:14 < Camilla> ...
19:58:18 <%Dirk> ... oooh these horns are sharp
19:58:18  * Eldred_Fireax opens his mouth to say something
19:58:21  * Eldred_Fireax decides against it
19:58:22 <%Oberon> ...
19:58:25 <%Eldred_Fireax> [I swear to god Shonik]
19:58:26  * Dirk pokes one of the horns on the helmet
19:58:30  * Oberon shakes his head
19:58:38  * Camilla refrains herself from retorting
19:58:38 <%Dirk> [Eldred: Man I didn't even think about that]
19:58:43 <@Kojiro> [Dirk: You might have trouble rolling dice without a Billy. People will demand proof.]
19:58:47  * Camilla THIS IS A POINTLESS BATTLE
19:58:48 <%Eldred_Fireax> [...I just realized Dead Week can't happ- yes]
19:58:53 <%Dirk> [<Dirk> Let's see how good it is at stabbing]
19:58:57 <%Dirk> [*Dirk thrusts the helmet at his heart*]
19:59:01 <@Kojiro> [If you say you got a twenty no one will accept it.]
19:59:05 <%Eldred_Fireax> [*1*]
19:59:09 <%Eldred_Fireax> [*the helmet bounces off of Dirk*]
19:59:13 <%Oberon> [http://www.random.org/]
19:59:13 <%Dirk> [Kojiro: Yeah, that's a problem]
19:59:15 <%Eldred_Fireax> [<Dirk> It's a piece of trash]
19:59:25 <%Dirk> [I'll get someone I trust to roll for me on some random dice site]
19:59:31 <%Dirk> [like Penguingod or something]
19:59:33 <%Dirk> [I trust PG]
19:59:35 <%Oberon> [Do you trust me?]
19:59:40 <%Eldred_Fireax> Hmph.
19:59:41 <@Kojiro> [You can trust me.]
19:59:42 <%Dirk> [no KP you will say you got a 20.]
19:59:42 <%Eldred_Fireax> <<So>>
19:59:44 <%Eldred_Fireax> <<What now>>
19:59:46 < Camilla> [Do you trust meeeee?]
19:59:48 <%Oberon> [Oh god]
19:59:53 <%Dirk> [Kojiro: You're the one who suggested making RPs specifically to try killing my chars]
19:59:53 <%Eldred_Fireax> <<Can we fight something that isn't completely retarded?>>
19:59:53 <%Oberon> [I just did a test roll]
19:59:55 <%Oberon> [AND GOT A 20]
20:00:00 <%Dirk> [Oberon: Beautiful.]
20:00:02 <@Kojiro> [Ahahahahaha.]
20:00:02 <%Dirk> [TRUSTIN' PG]
20:00:04 <%Eldred_Fireax> [DON'T LET KP DO IT]
20:00:05  * Penguingod speaking of which
20:00:06 <@Kojiro> [Shonik: That was a joke.]
20:00:17 <%Dirk> [Kojiro: I cannot trust a joking assassin]
20:00:18 *** Penguingod is now known as Jeffula
20:00:23 <@Kojiro> [Result:   4]
20:00:27 <@Kojiro> [I think you can trust me.]
20:00:30 <%Dirk> [I wish TI was here]
20:00:32 <%Dirk> [he had a die script]
20:00:36  * Jeffula walks into the bar
20:00:44 <%Oberon> ....?
20:00:47 <%Eldred_Fireax> <<Oh son of a fuck THAT IS NOT THE RIGHT ANSWER>>
20:00:54 <%Eldred_Fireax> <<I SAID "SOMETHING THAT ISN'T COMPLETELY RETARDED">>
20:01:00  * Dirk looks over at Jeffula
20:01:02 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...
20:01:03  * Eldred_Fireax looks to Jeffula
20:01:05 *** Narrator is now known as NotNarrator
20:01:05 < Camilla> ...
20:01:06 <%Dirk> hey what's your opinion on viking helmet usage
20:01:13 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...Hm.
20:01:17 <@Jeffula> Hey
20:01:24  * Camilla looks over to the ridiculous vampire guy.
20:01:38 <%Eldred_Fireax> <<Seriously what is with this guy>>
20:01:39 <@Jeffula> So, this isn't like, a duel or nothin'
20:01:47 < Camilla> ...
20:01:48 < NotNarrator> [ ps Camilla choose your sword ]
20:01:51 <%Oberon> Um...no?
20:01:55 <%Eldred_Fireax> <<He just sits over there in the bar across the street, being all "I'm so fucking hip it's unreal">>
20:01:57 < Camilla> [I will go with]
20:02:03 < Camilla> [Coledea] 
20:02:03 <@Jeffula> I figure, I give you a warning about something destroying your bar
20:02:03 <%Dirk> [XD Tyrus]
20:02:12 <%Dirk> okay
20:02:15 <%Dirk> thanks for the heads up
20:02:15 < Eldred_Fireax> ...
20:02:16 <@Jeffula> You might stop kicking the shit out of mine every time you feel especially retarded
20:02:31 < Camilla> ...
20:02:36 <%Eldred_Fireax> When was the last time we specifically attacked you, again?
20:02:40 <%Oberon> ....
20:02:56 <@Jeffula> Well I had a fucking train go through my club a couple weeks ago
20:03:02 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...
20:03:05 < Camilla> ...
20:03:05 <%Dirk> ...
20:03:07 < NotNarrator> <Jer> YOU CAN'T PROVE IT WAS ME
20:03:08 <%Oberon> ......
20:03:11 <%Dirk> did you suplex it
20:03:16 <%Dirk> did Eisner suplex it
20:03:24 <%Eldred_Fireax> That... actually serves to prove my point.
20:03:27 <%Oberon> I...don't think there are trains here...
20:03:30 <%Oberon> ...Subways or not
20:03:32 <%Oberon> ...
20:03:37 <%Oberon> (How'd it /get here?/ )
20:03:43 <@Jeffula> Yeah, you got in a fight and somebody TELEPORTED IT HERE
20:03:47 <@Jeffula> INTO THE CLUB
20:03:50 <@Leo> [ http://doublepuma.com/pics/leo/trollcd-greg.png ]
20:03:51 < NotNarrator> [PONY probably spit up BM's train]
20:03:54 <%Eldred_Fireax> The fact that your bar is across the street from the bar that gets attacked on a weekly, if not daily basis, is not our fault.
20:03:54 < Camilla> ....
20:04:03 <%Oberon> ....
20:04:13 <%Eldred_Fireax> If anything it's bad judgment on your part.
20:04:23 <@Jeffula> Yeah well it's because my club is better
20:04:25 <@Jeffula> ANYWAY
20:04:29 <%Dirk> it probably is
20:04:29 <@Kojiro> [Jer: Maybe. Then again it might reappear in BM's arc again.]
20:04:29 <%Eldred_Fireax> [<TrollGreg> I'm so fucking hip it's unreal]
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20:04:32 <@Jeffula> THE WARNING
20:04:35 <%Eldred_Fireax> [Hi Billy]
20:04:38 < NotNarrator> [wasn't Jeffula technically here first]
20:04:46 <@Kojiro> [Leo: Neat.]
20:04:47 <%Dirk> [maybe that's how he knows his club is better]
20:04:49 <%Eldred_Fireax> [...I wouldn't know at all]
20:05:01 < NotNarrator> !logon MasksOfMonstar1
20:05:01 <@Jeffula> I got an invite from Madame Ruby for some big party, and she's gonna announce some big plan for DownTown there
20:05:09 <%Dirk> oh
20:05:10 <+BillyTheBot> Log enabled on MasksOfMonstar1.txt.
20:05:10 <%Dirk> ...
20:05:11 < Camilla> We put up with shit like ambulances and cars crashing through here /weekly/ bub.
20:05:12 <%Dirk> well
20:05:15 <%Oberon> .....
20:05:16 <%Dirk> that sounds like it's gonna suck
20:05:17 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...
20:05:21 <%Dirk> though we beat Madame Ruby on a monthly basis
20:05:21 <@Jeffula> Bub what the hell
20:05:22  * Eldred_Fireax sighs
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20:05:24 <%Dirk> so it doesn't suck THAT much
20:05:26 <%Oberon> ....
20:05:26 <%Dirk> [PFFF]
20:05:26 <%Eldred_Fireax> [...]
20:05:27 < Camilla> ...
20:05:30 < NotNarrator> [...]
20:05:35 <%Eldred_Fireax> [Billy you are a complete and utter tard]
20:05:37 <%Oberon> (A big plan can't mean anything good...)
20:05:42 <@Jeffula> Alright LISTEN
20:05:45 <%Dirk> LISTENING
20:05:47 < NotNarrator> [you mean card]
20:05:55 <%Eldred_Fireax> [maybe I mean both of those]
20:05:59 <@Jeffula> I'm not gonna go to the party because Ruby's a huge bitch
20:06:11 <@Jeffula> I figured I'd just tell you guys about it, yeah?
20:06:13 <%Eldred_Fireax> <<So instead we get to go because she's a huge bitch>>
20:06:18 <%Dirk> So are we party crashers then
20:06:22 <%Dirk> or...
20:06:22 < Keeirby> [bluh bluh huge bitch]
20:06:25 <%Eldred_Fireax> <<Okay, let's go crash a vampire party>>
20:06:25 <%Dirk> ...party INFILTRATORS?
20:06:27 <%Eldred_Fireax> [Hi Keeirby]
20:06:30 <%Oberon> ....
20:06:30 <@Jeffula> You want to figure out how she's about to beat you down, you can go
20:06:38 < Keeirby> [Hi I've been here the entire time]
20:06:41 < Camilla> ...
20:06:43 <%Dirk> We could GO IN and figure out what she's doing and then use that knowledge to stop her preemptively!
20:06:43 <%Oberon> ._.
20:06:45 <@Jeffula> I'm gonna go to a way cooler party
20:06:48  * Dirk hops up onto a table
20:06:49 <@Jeffula> With blackjack
20:06:51 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...If we crash the party, then that would more likely than not prevent us from finding out the plan
20:06:52 <@Jeffula> And hookers
20:06:57 <%Dirk> IT'S LIKE
20:07:01 < Camilla> Good for you.
20:07:01 <%Dirk> THE WORLD'S GREATEST PREEMPTIVE STRIKE
20:07:03 <%Eldred_Fireax> <<Why aren't we going to THAT party>>
20:07:03 <@Kojiro> [Keeirby: Crisa is/might be TrollHitomi's lusus. Your thoughts?]
20:07:03 <%Dirk> quick, Eldred
20:07:06 <%Dirk> we need disguises
20:07:07 < NotNarrator> [<Bender> I didn't invite you.]
20:07:09 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...
20:07:09 <%Dirk> VAMPIRE MAN
20:07:11 <@Jeffula> Yeah GREAT FOR ME
20:07:14 < Keeirby> [Interesting]
20:07:14 <%Dirk> give me a list of species heading to the party
20:07:16 <%Dirk> we're planning this
20:07:25 <%Oberon> ....
20:07:25  * Dirk whips out a piece of paper and quill pen
20:07:28 < Camilla> ...
20:07:29 <@Kojiro> [Funny thing is that that would make Hitomi's student her custodian.]
20:07:32 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...Um.
20:07:37 <%Dirk> actually, first off
20:07:39 <@Jeffula> Man it's a vampire noble party, friggin' anybody who's anybody
20:07:40 <%Dirk> when's the party date
20:07:40 <@Leo> [Hey Dirk how close are you to finishing the achievement page]
20:07:49 <%Dirk> [Leo: I did everyone's achievements.]
20:07:51 <%Dirk> [then I got to yours]
20:07:55 < NotNarrator> [Break is Vriska]
20:07:55 <%Dirk> [and I just GOT BORED right there]
20:08:07 <%Dirk> [*262 ACHIEVEMENTS THAT IS MORE THAN TWICE WHAT I JUST DID*]
20:08:08 <@Jeffula> Probably karmites, mummies, weres, other vampires, slimes, zombies, skeletons...
20:08:09 <%Dirk> [*BREAKTIME*]
20:08:12 <%Eldred_Fireax> How do you suppose those attending a vampire's party would take a paladin walking in?
20:08:14  * Dirk begins writing down
20:08:15  * Eldred_Fireax crosses his arms.
20:08:22 <%Dirk> Eldred that's where disguises come in
20:08:24 < Camilla> [Would Ell be Tavros then?]
20:08:25 <@Leo> [Well did you pick them up again after that?]
20:08:25 <%Oberon> ...
20:08:29 <%Eldred_Fireax> Dirk
20:08:42 <%Eldred_Fireax> What I mean is, if any of them are sensitive to holy magic by their nature
20:08:44 <%Dirk> there's probably a facepaint for covering that up Eldred
20:08:44 <@Jeffula> Man I don't care. Just set the portal you've got to Ruby's place on Monstar
20:08:44 <@Leo> [Are you saying Break and Ell are /OTP?/ ]
20:08:54 < Camilla> [Rape fanfics]
20:08:59 <%Eldred_Fireax> [Stop]
20:09:00 <@Jeffula> [...]
20:09:03 <%Dirk> okay but THE DATE person
20:09:07 <%Dirk> vampire
20:09:08 <%Dirk> guy
20:09:09 <%Dirk> NPC
20:09:10 <%Dirk> helper
20:09:13 <%Dirk> ...you
20:09:14 < NotNarrator> [what's OTP?]
20:09:18 <%Dirk> [One True Pairing?]
20:09:18 <%Oberon> ....
20:09:19 <%Eldred_Fireax> [one true pairing]
20:09:26 < NotNarrator> [yes]
20:09:30 <@Jeffula> I dunno, I guess so, maybe
20:09:33 <@Jeffula> You figure it out
20:09:34 <%Eldred_Fireax> [Oh lord]
20:09:35 <%Dirk> [jesus Jer I thought you went on the internet]
20:09:36  * Jeffula steps out
20:09:38 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...
20:09:40 <@Jeffula> Not yer fuckin' butler
20:09:40 <%Dirk> ...
20:09:41 <%Eldred_Fireax> Hmph.
20:09:43 <%Dirk> THE DATE
20:09:45 <%Dirk> WHEN IS THE PARTY
20:09:46 <%Dirk> D8
20:09:49 <@Jeffula> I'm the MAN
20:09:51 <@Jeffula> Oh yeah
20:09:53 < Camilla> ...
20:09:55 <@Jeffula> It's tonight
20:09:56 <%Oberon> .....
20:10:03 <%Dirk> okay that's vaguely specific enough
20:10:06 < Camilla> Grah
20:10:08 <%Dirk> ... we don't have much time to prepare ELDRED WHAT TIME IS IT
20:10:12 <@Leo> [Dammit this is all so funny but I need sleep]
20:10:14 <%Eldred_Fireax> It's-
20:10:15 <@Jeffula> I kinda put off telling you for the last two weeks
20:10:17  * NotNarrator it's TONIGHT O'CLOCK
20:10:20  * Eldred_Fireax looks to a clock.
20:10:20 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...
20:10:23 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...The clock says...
20:10:25 <%Oberon> . . .
20:10:26 <%Eldred_Fireax> Tonight o'clock.
20:10:26 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...
20:10:27 <%Dirk> ...
20:10:30 < Camilla> ...
20:10:32 <@Jeffula> Smell ya later, losers!
20:10:35  * Jeffula steps out
20:10:36 <%Dirk> . . .
20:10:36 <%Eldred_Fireax> <<...>>
20:10:38 <%Eldred_Fireax> <<Fuck>>
20:10:39 <%Dirk> not going to bother figuring that one out
20:10:41 <%Eldred_Fireax> <<We need a new clock>
20:10:41 <%Dirk> NO TIME FOR DISGUISES
20:10:43 <%Oberon> ...nnn
20:10:43 <%Eldred_Fireax> [*>>]
20:10:54 <%Dirk> WE'RE ALL GOING AS WEREWOLVES WHO NEED A FULL MOON TO CHANGE
20:10:59 <%Dirk> ELDRED, YOU'RE A PALADIN FOR THE GOD OF DEATH
20:11:01 <%Dirk> LET'S GO
20:11:02 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...
20:11:04 <%Eldred_Fireax> I-
20:11:05 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...
20:11:06  * Dirk leaps off the table, going into a roll
20:11:08  * NotNarrator did Jeffula leave the invite behind so they know where to teleport to?
20:11:10  * Dirk bursts through the closet door
20:11:18  * Dirk immediately begins bringing up Monstar
20:11:20 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...We never got a location
20:11:22 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...
20:11:33 <%Dirk> he said Monstar so we just go there and walk the rest of the way
20:11:34 < Camilla> Idiot.
20:11:35  * Jeffula he told them just to go to Ruby's Place
20:11:43 <%Oberon> ...
20:11:44  * NotNarrator that sounds like a bar
20:11:51 <%Oberon> ...M-maybe her house?
20:11:51 <%Eldred_Fireax> Also, this isn't the uniform for Tareot's order
20:11:52 <%Oberon> ...
20:11:55 <%Dirk> ...
20:12:00 <%Dirk> CAMILLA
20:12:02 <%Dirk> you're a girl
20:12:03 < Camilla> ...
20:12:07 <%Dirk> get Eldred new clothes STAT
20:12:10 < Camilla> What about-
20:12:12 < Camilla> ...
20:12:13 <%Oberon> . . .
20:12:13 <%Eldred_Fireax> [<Camilla> ...and?]
20:12:15 < Camilla> I don't have
20:12:18 <%Eldred_Fireax> [<Dirk> I just figure that out]
20:12:20 <%Eldred_Fireax> [*figured]
20:12:23 < Camilla> Clothes for Eldred.
20:12:25 <%Dirk> ...
20:12:26 <%Dirk> OKAY FINE
20:12:29 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...
20:12:30 <%Dirk> go bring him to, uh
20:12:31 <%Dirk> NOVA
20:12:32 <%Dirk> Nova
20:12:34 < Camilla> Unless he want to wear girl clothes
20:12:38 <%Dirk> go upstairs, get clothes from Nova, and go
20:12:39 < Camilla> Well
20:12:41 <%Dirk> PORTAL OPEN THERE WE GO
20:12:43 <%Dirk> OBERON COME ON
20:12:47 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...Why would Nova have any clothes for me?
20:12:50 < Camilla> This tunic is actually pretty unisex.
20:12:52 <%Dirk> girls have lots of clothes
20:12:56 <%Oberon> . . .
20:12:57 <@Jeffula> [<Dirk> You'd think with the ability to see each other genders would be less confusing. You would be wrong.]
20:12:57  * Eldred_Fireax facepalms
20:13:02 <%Eldred_Fireax> [XD]
20:13:05 <%Dirk> [XD]
20:13:09 <%Oberon> um...maybe we should wait for everyone to be ready...
20:13:16 <%Dirk> IT'S TONIGHT O' CLOCK
20:13:19 <%Dirk> WE DON'T /HAVE/ TIME TO WAIT
20:13:21 < Camilla> But I'm sure Eldred would not want to wear my clothes.
20:13:23 <%Oberon> I mean...I think I'm ready...
20:13:25  * Dirk grabs Oberon by the leg
20:13:28 <%Dirk> well then LET'S GET GOING
20:13:32 <%Dirk> *tug*
20:13:32 <%Dirk> ...
20:13:33 < Camilla> ...
20:13:34 <%Dirk> *tug tug*
20:13:35 <%Dirk> |:<
20:13:35 <%Oberon> ...I don't really need a disg-!
20:13:38  * Oberon TRIPS
20:13:40 <%Dirk> ACK
20:13:44 <@Leo> [bayzee]
20:13:45  * Dirk hops away from Oberon, stumbling a bit
20:13:46 *** Leo ~6bullets@70B0A0D1.7A1244A8.B6C05535.IP has quit [Q:- o 3o]
20:13:48  * Oberon falls on his back and not on Dirk
20:13:49 <%Eldred_Fireax> [see ya-]
20:13:53  * Dirk falls on his own o/
20:13:57 <%Dirk> >_o
20:14:09 <%Dirk> dammit WE HAVE GOTTEN NOWHERE IN THE SPAN OF ONE MINUTE
20:14:10  * Camilla sighs
20:14:12 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...The most I can hope for is that anyone we see doesn't recognize this as a Knight of Alarynn's uniform.
20:14:13 <%Dirk> at this rate we'll never make it
20:14:19 <%Dirk> ... You know what
20:14:20 <%Dirk> Eldred
20:14:22 <%Dirk> you're immune to fire
20:14:24 <%Dirk> char your uniform
20:14:25 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...
20:14:26 <%Dirk> make it more black
20:14:28  * Oberon slowly gets back up
20:14:28 <%Eldred_Fireax> I
20:14:29 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...
20:14:32 <%Eldred_Fireax> What?
20:14:32 < Camilla> ...
20:14:36 <%Oberon> ...
20:14:37 <%Eldred_Fireax> That would make it more...
20:14:39 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...burnt.
20:14:44  * Camilla facepalms
20:14:46 <%Dirk> Well yes but then it'll be more unrecognizable
20:14:48 <%Eldred_Fireax> Look
20:14:49 <%Dirk> I am quite sure you have spares
20:15:00 <%Eldred_Fireax> I think I'd get more attention drawn to myself walking in with singed clothes
20:15:07 <%Dirk> DO YOU WANT ME TO PETRIFY YOUR CLOTHING
20:15:12 < Camilla> You know what
20:15:12 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...
20:15:13 <%Dirk> actually that sounds good should I do that
20:15:14 <%Eldred_Fireax> That would be worse
20:15:16 <%Eldred_Fireax> No
20:15:18 <%Eldred_Fireax> Let's just...
20:15:18 <%Dirk> aw
20:15:20 <%Dirk> are we going then
20:15:22 <%Oberon> ....Petrify?
20:15:24 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...Yes.
20:15:26 <%Dirk> Petrify, yes
20:15:27 <%Dirk> make stone
20:15:27 <%Eldred_Fireax> Let's go.
20:15:28  * Eldred_Fireax sighs
20:15:29 <%Dirk> Break
20:15:32  * Dirk casts his spell on a chair
20:15:34 < Camilla> I have a suit of armor, if you really want to be this ridiculous over it.
20:15:36  * Dirk The chair is now diamonds. I mean stone.
20:15:40 <%Dirk> ta-da
20:15:46 <%Oberon> ....
20:15:47 <%Oberon> .
20:15:49 <%Oberon> -.
20:15:52  * Eldred_Fireax walks for the portal closet
20:15:58  * Dirk heads after Eldred
20:15:59 < Camilla> Though come to think of it, my stuff would be kind of baggy-
20:15:59 *** King_Guacamole_ ~iSeeWhatY@shacops-2177647C.hsd1.pa.comcast.net has joined #the-crossing-daggers
20:16:00 < Camilla> ...
20:16:02 <%Dirk> [sup KG]
20:16:02 *** King_Guacamole_ is now known as King_Guacamole
20:16:04 <%Eldred_Fireax> [Oberon is so stunned he speaks in Morse Code]
20:16:10 *** mode/#the-crossing-daggers [+v King_Guacamole] by ChanServ
20:16:10  * Oberon slowly heads to the portal closet
20:16:12 <+King_Guacamole> [Hey Shonik]
20:16:13 <%Eldred_Fireax> [<Oberon> dot dot dash dot dash dot]
20:16:16 <%Dirk> [Eldred: You still haven't translated that page have you :D]
20:16:17 <%Eldred_Fireax> [that may not spell anything]
20:16:21  * Camilla pinches the skin between her eyebrows
20:16:23  * Camilla follows
20:16:31 <%Eldred_Fireax> [Dirk I TRIED BUT THERE IS NOTHING TO SIGNIFY WHEN A LETTER ENDS]
20:16:37 <%Dirk> [YOU AREN'T TRYING HARD ENOUGH]
20:16:38 <%Dirk> [:D]
20:16:40 <%Eldred_Fireax> [THAT MAKES IT APPROXIMATELY SEVENTY TIMES MORE DIFFICULT]
20:16:55 <@Kojiro> [Approximately?]
20:16:57 <%Eldred_Fireax> [I CAN'T EXACTLY BRUTE FORCE THAT SHIT]
20:17:02 <%Eldred_Fireax> [also hi KG]
20:17:04 <@Kojiro> [You must be exact in your confusion, Eldred.]
20:17:38  * Eldred_Fireax pulls up a search for Monstar, looking for Madame Ruby's home
20:17:48  * Jeffula the group walk into a town set in the dead of night, with twisted and dark architecture dominating the scene! A large castle looms in the background, with a full yellow moon shining behind it. Welcome to Monstar
20:17:55  * Dirk Actually Eldred's doing that first
20:17:57 <%Oberon> ....
20:18:05 < Camilla> ...
20:18:09  * Oberon shivers a little
20:18:16 <%Oberon> (...This entire place feels haunted)
20:18:19  * Eldred_Fireax opens a portal and enters when he finds the location and there we are
20:18:25  * Eldred_Fireax looks to the castle.
20:18:25  * Jeffula there are monsters all around: small and large, odd and wicked, thre are all sorts. Many seem to be excited, headed for the castle with smiles and commotion hidden by masks
20:18:31 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...
20:18:31 *** BillyTheBot ~BillyThe@7AE749F6.EF0EDD31.17A7D794.IP has joined #the-crossing-daggers
20:18:33 *** mode/#the-crossing-daggers [+v BillyTheBot] by ChanServ
20:18:33  * Eldred_Fireax looks around.
20:18:36 <%Eldred_Fireax> [Wow]
20:18:37 <%Dirk> [sup BillyTheCard]
20:18:42 <%Eldred_Fireax> [I give him a minute]
20:18:57 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...Masks? Is this a masked ball?
20:18:58 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...
20:19:03 <%Dirk> ...
20:19:08 <%Dirk> Give me a moment.
20:19:08 <%Oberon> ....
20:19:10  * Dirk runs back into the bar
20:19:19 <%Eldred_Fireax> It would've helped if he told us that much.
20:19:23 < Camilla> ...
20:19:35 < Camilla> Where the hell is he going now ....
20:19:45 <@Jeffula> "Nothing lovelier than a masquerade, eh?"
20:19:52 <%Dirk> FIRE BREAK BLIZZARD KNIFE FIREFOX BREAK
20:19:53  * Eldred_Fireax was that directed to us?
20:20:09  * Jeffula yes
20:20:18  * Jeffula someone seems to be standing behind you
20:20:18 <%Eldred_Fireax> ?
20:20:20  * Dirk runs back to the group, now wearing a stone mask with what may be blood dropping around the sides, two hollow holes for eyes and glass sticking out like spikes
20:20:25  * Eldred_Fireax turns to the voice
20:20:37 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...
20:20:40  * Eldred_Fireax looks to Dirk
20:20:40 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...
20:20:43  * Oberon turns to the voice as well
20:20:48  * Eldred_Fireax looks back to whoever spoke
20:20:51  * Jeffula a man in purple, red hair adorning his head, stands behind the group with a large bag upon his back
20:20:54 < Camilla> ...
20:20:54 *** Jeffula is now known as MaskSalesman
20:20:55  * Eldred_Fireax Best not to question Dirk.
20:21:01 <%Oberon> ...
20:21:10 <%Eldred_Fireax> [<Dirk> Come on, I took arts and crafts classes]
20:21:11 <@MaskSalesman> I couldn't help but notice your heads were unadorned!
20:21:12  * Oberon looks disturbed by his smile
20:21:22 <@Kojiro> [Buy Majora's Mask.]
20:21:25 <%Dirk> [I WANT TO]
20:21:31 < Camilla> [SO DO I]
20:21:36 <%Dirk> [I CALL IT IF IT IS THERE]
20:21:44 < Camilla> [YOU HAVE A MASK]
20:21:47 <%Dirk> [Dirk wearing Majora's Mask has been a mental image several times over]
20:21:48 < Camilla> [ALREADY]
20:21:48 <@MaskSalesman> I've had such great sales, I only have four left. How coincidental!
20:21:50 <%Eldred_Fireax> We were... somewhat uninformed on exactly /what/ kind of party this would be
20:21:54 <%Eldred_Fireax> Hm?
20:21:59 <%Dirk> I am fine I came prepared
20:22:00 <%Oberon> ...?
20:22:03  * Dirk A piece of glass falls off Dirk's mask.
20:22:04 <%Dirk> ...
20:22:06 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...
20:22:09 <%Dirk> more prepared than Eldred.
20:22:12 <%Eldred_Fireax> You're not wearing that, Dirk.
20:22:17 <%Dirk> oh come onnn it's TOTALLY FINE
20:22:20 <%Dirk> *glass falling*
20:22:21 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...Is that blood?
20:22:22 <@MaskSalesman> Eugh. That mask is so bad it's making me nauseous
20:22:23 < Camilla> [Wait for it, these'll be the magically mystery tour masks] 
20:22:24 <%Dirk> no that's firefox
20:22:27 <@Kojiro> [<Dirk> Prepareder. I'm comparatively prepared.]
20:22:30 <%Dirk> [XD]
20:22:33 <%Eldred_Fireax> [XD]
20:22:35 < Camilla> [<Camilla> Maybe I'm a walrus]
20:22:36 <%Dirk> ...
20:22:38 <%Dirk> okay FINE
20:22:40 <@MaskSalesman> You want a /real/ mask
20:22:41  * Dirk takes the mask off
20:22:51  * Dirk puts it in his cloak it could be used later for a frisbee
20:22:56  * MaskSalesman sweeps his hand out, having four masks revolve in the air after his hand
20:23:01 <%Dirk> ... Ooooh
20:23:02 <%Eldred_Fireax> [Son of Frisbee Face]
20:23:06 <%Dirk> [XD]
20:23:12 <@Kojiro> [Stone Mask.]
20:23:13 <%Oberon> ......
20:23:18 < Camilla> ...
20:23:22  * Eldred_Fireax looks to the masks
20:23:27  * Eldred_Fireax What do we have here...
20:23:28  * Camilla looks at these masks
20:23:32  * Dirk >Examine Masks
20:23:36  * Camilla what /do/ we have
20:23:36  * MaskSalesman a werewolf, a phantom of the opera, a skeleton, and Batman
20:23:43  * Camilla takes batman
20:23:45 < Camilla> Huh
20:23:51 <%Oberon> ...
20:23:53  * Eldred_Fireax takes the phantom of the opera mask
20:23:59  * Oberon looks at the skeleton mask
20:24:03  * Oberon and takes ir
20:24:07  * Oberon it
20:24:08 <%Oberon> ...?
20:24:18  * Dirk takes the BestMask
20:24:23 <%Eldred_Fireax> Well, thank you.
20:24:29  * Dirk Which I am quite sure you know as the werewolf mask
20:24:35  * Dirk Look at that craftsmanship
20:24:36 <@Kojiro> [*no one pays*]
20:24:41 <@MaskSalesman> Nothing's for free in this world, boy
20:24:41  * Dirk looks it over.
20:24:44  * Eldred_Fireax puts the mask on, then takes out some coins
20:24:45  * Camilla tries it on
20:24:46 <%Eldred_Fireax> Of course.
20:24:48  * Camilla grumbles
20:24:53 <%Dirk> [*Camilla turns into Batman]
20:24:57  * MaskSalesman takes the coins
20:24:57 < Camilla> |I look ridiculous|
20:25:03 <@MaskSalesman> it's been such a pleasure
20:25:04 <%Dirk> [man Camilla had FIRST PICK]
20:25:06  * Camilla pays with some coins
20:25:11  * Eldred_Fireax nods. "Again, thank you."
20:25:15  * MaskSalesman steps back, and fades away
20:25:19 <%Oberon> ...
20:25:20 <%Dirk> [if it were me I'd have grabbed either the skeleton or the phantom opera mask]
20:25:21 < Camilla> [IT WAS BETTER THEN THE OTHERS]
20:25:30 <%Dirk> [PHANTOM OPERA MASK IS FUCKIN' AMAZING]
20:25:31  * Oberon looks at his mask, the skeleton one
20:25:31 <@Kojiro> [I'd have taken Eldred's mask.]
20:25:38  * Oberon tries to fit it over his face
20:25:40 <%Eldred_Fireax> [I think I came out the winner here]
20:25:45  * Oberon clearly this nose is in the way
20:25:48 <%Dirk> [by far I got the worst because I decided to let everyone else pick]
20:25:50 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...
20:25:51 <@MaskSalesman> [Phantom of the Order]
20:25:53  * Eldred_Fireax looks to Oberon
20:25:53 <%Dirk> [XD PG]
20:25:55 <%Oberon> *bonk*
20:25:55 <%Eldred_Fireax> [Hah]
20:25:56 < Camilla> [She thought they all looked ridiculous 
20:25:57  * MaskSalesman the skeleton mask FITS WELL ENOUGH
20:25:58 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...
20:26:00 < Camilla> ...
20:26:03 <%Dirk> [so she took the most ridiculous one?]
20:26:16 <%Eldred_Fireax> Well... it seems to fit well enough.
20:26:20 < Camilla> You know, I'd never think that'd fit you well with your type of head.
20:26:25 < Camilla> Oddly enough, it does.
20:26:35  * Dirk flips the mask upside-down
20:26:37  * Dirk puts it on
20:26:47 <%Dirk> It's like a summoner horn now
20:26:52 <%Dirk> except really a nose
20:26:56 <%Oberon> ....
20:27:00 <%Eldred_Fireax> [<Dirk> I'm the upside down wolf man]
20:27:05 <@Kojiro> [*Dirk casts Break on the mask]
20:27:08 <%Dirk> [*Dirk walks around on his hands]
20:27:12 < Camilla> ...
20:27:23 <%Eldred_Fireax> Given the different kinds of monsters here, they'd have to have masks that'd fit them.
20:27:25 <%Eldred_Fireax> Anyway.
20:27:35 <%Dirk> maybe they're shapeshifting masks
20:27:38 <%Oberon> ...He seemed like a human back there
20:27:41 <%Oberon> ...I think.
20:27:43  * Eldred_Fireax starts to walk for the mansion
20:27:48 <%Oberon> His smile was....really creepy...
20:27:48  * MaskSalesman people are entering the castle in lesser numbers now, the party seems to have been started at least somewhat
20:27:52  * Oberon follows Eldred
20:27:59  * Dirk heads after Eldred, mask still upside-down
20:28:02 <%Dirk> Blizzard
20:28:04 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...I wouldn't dwell on it too much.
20:28:10  * Dirk And with a knife frozen onto the tip of the nose
20:28:22  * Oberon looks to Dirk
20:28:24 <%Oberon> ...um
20:28:30 <%Oberon> I think yours is on...incorrectly
20:28:43 <%Dirk> I know but I think it looks neat this way
20:28:47 <%Dirk> especially with the knife do you see the knife
20:28:48 <%Eldred_Fireax> [<Dirk> See, I'm the kind of werewolf with an upside-down face that shoots knives out of its mouth when it howls]
20:28:50 <%Oberon> .........
20:28:55 < Camilla> ....
20:29:00 <%Eldred_Fireax> [<Werewolf> I think that might be racist]
20:29:05  * Oberon opens his mouth to say something
20:29:07 <%Oberon> ....
20:29:09  * Oberon shuts it
20:29:09 < Camilla> You look retarded.
20:29:12 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...
20:29:17  * Oberon shakes his head, rubbing his eyes
20:29:19  * Eldred_Fireax shakes his head
20:29:20 <%Dirk> Well /I/ think I'm a trendsetter
20:29:21 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...Anyway.
20:29:26 <%Dirk> Watch as I invent the Forehead slot
20:29:30  * Eldred_Fireax enters the castle!
20:29:31 <%Oberon> .........
20:29:46 <%Eldred_Fireax> [in a cruel twist of fate, Dirk is killed when he permanently equips a knife in the forehead slot]
20:29:51 <%Dirk> [XD]
20:29:57 <%Dirk> [hm]
20:29:58 <%Dirk> [test roll]
20:30:00 <%Dirk> [ 1d1 ]
20:30:01 <+BillyTheBot> Dirk, (1d1) 1.
20:30:06 <%Dirk> [good to know you're still with us Billy]
20:30:19 <%Eldred_Fireax> [Oh god I thought you were about to roll to see if he died because of the mask]
20:30:23  * MaskSalesman the group walks up the stairs, entering a large much better lit ballroom. Here, there are many monsters, frolicking and making merry! There are chairs and tables where they drink blood and liquor heartily, a buffet table you'd rather not pay attention to, and a dance floor where monsters of all sizes waltz. At the back of the room, sits an empty 'throne'
20:30:26 <%Eldred_Fireax> [<Dirk> Time to get arts and craftsy]
20:30:28 <%Eldred_Fireax> [*20*]
20:30:31 <@Kojiro> [*Shonik rolls 20b1*]
20:30:33 <%Eldred_Fireax> [<Dirk> Should this knife be in my eye]
20:30:33 <%Dirk> [XD]
20:30:35 <@Kojiro> [*20*]
20:30:48  * Oberon looks at the buffet table
20:30:56  * Eldred_Fireax looks around.
20:30:57  * Oberon there has to be something worth paying attention to
20:31:00 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...
20:31:03 < Camilla> |God, they all look like idiots on the dancefloor|
20:31:07  * Dirk looks around for a spot to get some blood to drink
20:31:11 < Camilla> |And I don't even dance|
20:31:12 <@Kojiro> [The b was deliberate, by the way. I don't want to risk that 20 that would have come from it being taken seriously.]
20:31:21 <%Dirk> [Kojiro: Hah]
20:31:26  * Eldred_Fireax Not interested in liquor, can't really drink blood, definitely not hitting up the buffet table...
20:31:40 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...
20:31:49 <%Dirk> Eldred do you see the drinks table anywhere
20:31:51 <%Eldred_Fireax> (Where do you think we could find anyone privy to this plan?)
20:31:53 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...
20:32:10 <%Oberon> ....
20:32:19  * Eldred_Fireax is not sure if he wants to tell Dirk where /liquor/ is
20:32:28  * Eldred_Fireax doesn't know if Dirk would get drunk and is not ready to risk that
20:32:34 <%Eldred_Fireax> Um
20:32:35 <%Dirk> [*Dirk drinks liquor]
20:32:40 <%Dirk> [*Dirk is inflicted with Berserk!]
20:32:45 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...I'm not sure.
20:32:45 <%Dirk> [*FUTILE MAGUS PUNCH*]
20:32:46 < Camilla> [Damn it, Camilla looks cool in Batman colors]
20:32:49 <%Eldred_Fireax> [*20*]
20:32:50 < Camilla> ...
20:32:52 <%Dirk> dammit
20:32:55  * Kojiro *1d20*
20:32:56 <%Eldred_Fireax> [*Dirk dies in a drunk driving accident*]
20:33:04  * Kojiro [*20*]
20:33:05 <%Dirk> [*The Chocobo survives]
20:33:09 <%Eldred_Fireax> [XD]
20:33:11  * Kojiro [*Dirk explodes*]
20:33:12 <%Eldred_Fireax> Anyway.
20:33:20 <%Dirk> hm
20:33:24  * Dirk heads off to the buffet table
20:33:28 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...
20:33:30  * Dirk GIMME SOME EXAMPLE ITMS
20:33:32  * Eldred_Fireax follows Dirk
20:33:32 <%Dirk> [*ITEMS]
20:33:38  * Eldred_Fireax is making sure Dirk doesn't do something stupid.
20:33:41  * Eldred_Fireax Like get himself killed.
20:33:53  * Eldred_Fireax I bet you can see what I did there.
20:33:56 <%Dirk> [*Forks. Knives. Candles. It's a DEATHTRAP over here*]
20:33:58  * MaskSalesman spaghetti with eyeballs
20:34:01  * Camilla follows
20:34:09 <%Oberon> ....
20:34:12  * Dirk inventories some in a bottle.
20:34:12 <%Eldred_Fireax> <<What>>
20:34:13  * Dirk What else?
20:34:16 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...
20:34:24 <%Eldred_Fireax> <<Okay we get it, you're monsters>>
20:34:26  * MaskSalesman mozarella sticks
20:34:31 <%Eldred_Fireax> [XD]
20:34:33 <%Dirk> *bottle, inventory*
20:34:39  * MaskSalesman Lady Fingers
20:34:40 <%Eldred_Fireax> <<Are you going to stick eyeballs and blood and whatnot in everything here?>>
20:34:44  * Dirk does this for absolutely anything that looks remotely Mix-able
20:34:48 <%Eldred_Fireax> Dirk
20:34:49  * Dirk /does/ think he is a Chemist after all.
20:34:50 <%Eldred_Fireax> What are you doing?
20:34:54 <%Dirk> I am collecting ingredients
20:35:00 < NotNarrator> [hey guys, anyone remember what happened to Clubs Deuce at the end of the Intermission?]
20:35:11 <%Oberon> [I think he blew up]
20:35:12 <@Kojiro> [He exploded.]
20:35:12 <%Eldred_Fireax> [he died, everyone died.]
20:35:16  * MaskSalesman a large bell rings, and the mosters turn towards the throne. A mist seems to be swirling in front of it
20:35:17 <%Dirk> last time I did this I got on my way to making a SuperMagus potion
20:35:21 <%Oberon> !
20:35:26 <%Eldred_Fireax> [*Dirk mixes Lady Fingers and Eyeball Spaghetti]
20:35:26 <%Eldred_Fireax> ?
20:35:27 <%Dirk> which I am still working on by the way
20:35:30  * Eldred_Fireax looks to the throne
20:35:31  * Oberon jumps a little when the bell rings
20:35:37 <%Eldred_Fireax> [*Dirk makes Essence of Poke In The Eye]
20:35:38 <@MaskSalesman> "OHOHOHOHO"
20:35:40  * Dirk keeps collecting because nobody is taking yet
20:35:41 <%Eldred_Fireax> [<Dirk> Huh, I wonder what this does]
20:35:42  * Dirk But there is laughing.
20:35:44 <%Eldred_Fireax> [*Dirk opens the bottle]
20:35:48 <%Eldred_Fireax> [<Dirk> OW MY EYE]
20:35:48 <@Kojiro> [Sort of. Except Slick's apparently in a different universe from the one everyone's dead in, so he might be still alive in /his/ universe.]
20:35:48  * MaskSalesman http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-fQo1i46UA
20:35:50 <%Dirk> [XD]
20:36:01 <@Kojiro> [*in a different universe that everyone's dead in]
20:36:05 <%Eldred_Fireax> [huh.]
20:36:08 <@Kojiro> [Which is different from the one he was originally in.]
20:36:09  * MaskSalesman the mist collects, and then BURSTS with the wondrous tyrant of red standing with a smile!
20:36:11 <%Eldred_Fireax> [...]
20:36:13 *** MaskSalesman is now known as MadameRuby
20:36:19 <%Eldred_Fireax> [...This is confusing now]
20:36:28 < Camilla> ...
20:36:36 <%Dirk> [Eldred: ?]
20:36:45 <%Eldred_Fireax> [What Kojiro's talking about]
20:36:46 <%Oberon> ...
20:36:49 <@MadameRuby> Welcome everyone, to my wondrous monster mash!
20:36:51 <@Kojiro> [ http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003237 ]
20:36:52 <%Eldred_Fireax> [more timelines oAo]
20:36:57 < Camilla> [ http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/9941/batmanflavoredcamilla.png OKAY DONE]
20:37:02 < Camilla> [And it looks neat]
20:37:03 <@Kojiro> ["The massive release of temporal distortion from the vault transports you to a highly unfavorable timeline. Looks like the entire mansion was leveled, except for the vault and its enclosure. Everyone's dead except for you and you know who."]
20:37:17 <%Eldred_Fireax> (Hmph)
20:37:22 <%Eldred_Fireax> [oh lord]
20:37:30 <@MadameRuby> I know we all know why we're here.
20:37:31 <%Dirk> [Camilla: You know what they say]
20:37:31 <%Eldred_Fireax> [apparently Mibbit is reading this chat or the youtube video]
20:37:34 <%Dirk> [everything goes well with black.]
20:37:43 <%Eldred_Fireax> [I just got an ad for some shitty online "vampires vs werewolves" MMO]
20:37:43 <@Kojiro> [Basically, although he can talk to Karkat and whatnot, he's not necessarily in his original dimension. So, CD, DD, HB, and everyone else might still be able to talk to them. Also, they can talk to them /before/ they died.]
20:37:49 <%Eldred_Fireax> [online MMO REDUNDANCY MASTER]
20:37:53 <@MadameRuby> My little game with the humans of the lone stone is about to reach a new round!
20:37:57 <%Oberon> ......
20:38:01 < Camilla> ...
20:38:04 <@MadameRuby> But I couldn't do this all by myself.
20:38:07 <%Eldred_Fireax> <<...Humans of the lone stone>>
20:38:09 <%Oberon> |lone stone?|
20:38:10 <%Dirk> *so many ingredients*
20:38:16 <%Eldred_Fireax> <<Is she talking about us?>>
20:38:17 <%Eldred_Fireax> <<...>>
20:38:24 < Camilla> ...
20:38:27 <%Oberon> |...The rock DownTown's on?|
20:38:27 <@MadameRuby> Please, give a hand for the other players in this horror game
20:38:32 <%Eldred_Fireax> <<Great now she's throwing out some poetic bullshit>>
20:38:43  * MadameRuby waves her hand out, and her outstretched hand points to the bargoers
20:38:49 <@MadameRuby> Our lovely Crossing Daggers!
20:38:52 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...
20:38:53 <%Oberon> !!
20:38:55 < Camilla> ...
20:38:57 <@MadameRuby> *APPLAUSE*
20:39:00 <%Oberon> |shiiiiiiiiiiiii|
20:39:01 <%Eldred_Fireax> <<...>>
20:39:05 <@Kojiro> [You guys /suck/ at disguises, really.]
20:39:08 <%Eldred_Fireax> <<That fucking rat bastard WHAT THE FUCK>>
20:39:08 <%Dirk> *ingredients*
20:39:10 <%Oberon> [http://www.fishingfury.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/hypnotized-shark.jpg]
20:39:18 <%Oberon> [shark balancing]
20:39:22  * Camilla places her hand on Coledea's hilt
20:39:24 <%Eldred_Fireax> [oh lord]
20:39:25 <%Oberon> [This needs to be a sport]
20:39:26  * Camilla waits
20:39:32  * Eldred_Fireax glances around
20:39:34 <@MadameRuby> Well now, I think they're ready to play already!
20:39:41 <%Eldred_Fireax> |...To be fair, we didn't really /disguise/ ourselves|
20:39:45 <%Oberon> |...p-p-play?|
20:39:48  * MadameRuby Eldred sees an entire building of beasts and creatures looking at the heroes
20:39:51 <%Eldred_Fireax> <<Yeah and she just immediately picked us out of the crowd?>>
20:39:52  * Oberon looks around, frantic
20:39:56  * Dirk disguised himself heavily. Look at that mask. Upside-down. With a knife on its snout.
20:40:00 <%Eldred_Fireax> |...Well, we're the only /non-monsters/ here|
20:40:02 <%Eldred_Fireax> <<...>>
20:40:12 <@MadameRuby> Unfortunately, they're unaware the game already began when they arrived
20:40:12 <%Eldred_Fireax> <<And she knew we were here?>>
20:40:17 <%Eldred_Fireax> <<SEE>>
20:40:21 <%Eldred_Fireax> <<WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT>>
20:40:27 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...Hmph.
20:40:30 <%Oberon> ..........
20:40:36 < Camilla> ....
20:40:38 <%Oberon> *shiver*
20:40:39  * MadameRuby snaps her fingers and a red mist flies out of her sleeve, swirlin around... DIRK
20:40:40  * Dirk will be able to alchemize so many useless items after this
20:40:49 < Camilla> God damn it, that vampire tricked us.
20:40:52 <%Eldred_Fireax> <<ATTENTION BRAIN HEROES: NEXT TIME A PUSSY VAMPIRE WALKS IN AND TELLS US TO GO TO A MONSTER PARTY>>
20:40:55 <%Eldred_Fireax> <<TELL HIM TO FUCK OFF>>
20:40:59  * Camilla facepalms
20:41:01 < Camilla> Gah.
20:41:05 <%Eldred_Fireax> !
20:41:09  * Dirk actually was the one to suggest going I think - at least before Jeffula did
20:41:13  * MadameRuby Dirk finds the mask turning right-side up, then CHANGING
20:41:24  * Eldred_Fireax 's hand reaches for the hilt of his sword, while he whispers a prayer under his breath
20:41:25  * Dirk 's knife falls into a plate of spaghetti
20:41:27 <%Dirk> ...
20:41:29 <%Eldred_Fireax> [XD]
20:41:30 <%Dirk> >:|
20:41:35 <%Oberon> ....!?
20:41:43  * MadameRuby as his entire body is changed into that of... a TRUE WEREWOLF
20:41:49  * Dirk Oh wh
20:41:51  * Oberon tries to take his mask off upon seeing this
20:41:52 <%Eldred_Fireax> [I swear to god if Camilla turns into /actual/ Batman]
20:41:54  * Dirk OKAY
20:41:56 < Camilla> [YES]
20:41:57  * Dirk WE'VE GONE OVER THIS PG
20:42:06 <%Eldred_Fireax> [<Camilla> I'm the goddamn Batman]
20:42:09  * MadameRuby Dirk is now a WOLF NEUCLIDEAN
20:42:09 <%Eldred_Fireax> [!logoff]
20:42:14  * Dirk ... Aw.
20:42:21  * Dirk I wanted to establish the transition phase in canon ;-;
20:42:24  * Eldred_Fireax reaches to take off his mask as well
20:42:31 < Camilla> [Fear my batsword]
20:42:36  * Dirk At any rate Dirk's hat probably extends out to cover his snout in shadow as well
20:42:41  * Oberon is trying to RIP it off
20:42:46 <@MadameRuby> Welcome to the curses of the Monstar Masks!
20:42:57 <@MadameRuby> You've entered Round 1. Let's see how you fare...
20:42:58 <%Eldred_Fireax> <<...>>
20:43:01  * Oberon are we able to?
20:43:02 <@MadameRuby> OHOHOHOHO
20:43:02 <%Eldred_Fireax> <<You are all FUCKING RETARDS>>
20:43:08  * MadameRuby you can take your masks off
20:43:12 *** MadameRuby is now known as Monsters
20:43:12  * Dirk is too busy re-obtaining his knife to be properly bothered
20:43:13 < Camilla> ...
20:43:14  * Oberon took his off
20:43:19 <%Dirk> there we go
20:43:22 <%Dirk> ...
20:43:24  * Monsters start stepping for the group
20:43:26  * Eldred_Fireax takes his mask off, then, tossing it aside
20:43:26 <%Dirk> hm
20:43:34  * Oberon drops his on the ground
20:43:36 <%Dirk> I feel the sudden urge to howl
20:43:37 <%Oberon> ......
20:43:38  * Camilla does the same
20:43:42  * Monsters oh wow there's a LOT of them
20:43:43  * Eldred_Fireax draws his sword, which begins to glow with holy energy
20:43:45  * Oberon starts backing up
20:43:54  * NotNarrator Dirk's behavior should be a lot more /feral/ now
20:43:55  * Camilla [DAMN I WANTED TO BE BATMAN]
20:43:58 <%Dirk> ...
20:44:01 <%Dirk> I think I want to maul someone
20:44:03 <%Dirk> WHO'S HERE
20:44:04  * Camilla rips out her sword
20:44:05  * Dirk looks around for a monster
20:44:16  * Dirk ANYBODY LOOK PARTICULARLY NICE FOR SLAUGHTERING
20:44:16  * Monsters Dirk sees a zombie
20:44:23 <%Dirk> you look like a good target
20:44:24  * Monsters and a skeleton
20:44:26 <%Eldred_Fireax> <<Great, the tiny mage with no self-preservation instinct wants to maul someone>>
20:44:26 <%Dirk> RAWRGH
20:44:26  * Monsters and a karmite
20:44:28  * Monsters and a slime
20:44:30  * Dirk leaps for the zombie
20:44:34 <%Eldred_Fireax> !
20:44:41  * Monsters and a weredog
20:44:45 <@Monsters> "GRAUGH"
20:44:48  * Dirk Zombie first it has soft flesh
20:45:00  * Dirk Do I have sharp teeth and/or clawed gloves
20:45:13  * Eldred_Fireax follows Dirk, slashing at the skeleton with his holy-imbued sword if it's on the way over
20:45:42  * NotNarrator yes
20:45:47 <%Oberon> [SORRY ROOMMATE WENT INTO SNOOPING MODE]
20:45:51  * Monsters Eldred SLICES a skeleton, but five... six... seven monsters and more keep coming at the group
20:45:52 <%Dirk> *ZOMBIE BITING*
20:45:54 <%Eldred_Fireax> !
20:45:59  * Oberon backed into a wall
20:46:02 <%Oberon> !
20:46:04  * Camilla simply waits, we don't have much going at us- nevermind
20:46:10  * Monsters they begin to SWARM the heroes, a wereshark kicking Dirk off the zombie
20:46:13  * Oberon panics, and then sends out a stream of fire!
20:46:19  * Eldred_Fireax slashes at nearby monsters, while sweeping his hand out to shoot flames at others
20:46:23 <@Monsters> "ARRRRGH"
20:46:26  * Camilla runs forward, slashing at this group of monsters.
20:46:27  * Oberon swings his head left and right, trying to repel anyone getting close
20:46:28 <%Dirk> GRAH
20:46:34 <%Dirk> I HATE SHARKS
20:46:38 *** NotNarrator is now known as Narrator
20:46:41 <%Dirk> I will show you my hate in the form of biting your face off
20:46:42  * Monsters the heroes send monsters flying and burning and falling, but they just keep coming!
20:46:42 <%Dirk> *LEAP*
20:46:52  * Camilla if the hit connects, they're knocked back by quite a few feet
20:46:57  * Monsters the wereshark opens ITS mouth showing two rows of teeth
20:46:58  * Narrator no matter how well you fight, eventually you just become literally BURIED in monsters
20:47:00  * Oberon keeps the flame going strong
20:47:06 <%Eldred_Fireax> !!
20:47:09 <%Eldred_Fireax> <<Oh FUCK THIS SHIT>>
20:47:12 < Camilla> GRAH
20:47:13  * Narrator and then suddenly ...
20:47:17 <%Oberon> *DOGPILE*
20:47:24  * Narrator the monsters find there's no more TCD people to fight
20:47:25 <%Dirk> GRHARGHBLARG
20:47:31  * Eldred_Fireax Oh lord what
20:47:32  * Dirk is suddenly not there to fight
20:47:34  * Narrator they disappeared without a trace
20:47:36  * Dirk Or something?
20:47:41  * Camilla oh jeez
20:47:44 <%Eldred_Fireax> [*Monsters fall, everyone dies]
20:47:50 <%Dirk> [I am absolutely loving imagining NeuclideanWolfDirk]
20:47:58 <%Eldred_Fireax> [<Shonikado> Everyone gets to celebrate Dead Week]
20:47:59 <@Monsters> "STOP, NO, STOP DOGPILING"
20:47:59 <%Dirk> [because despite being a wolf he is still FULLY CLOTHED]
20:48:03 <%Dirk> [XD Eldred]
20:48:06 <@Monsters> "THEY'RE NOT HERE STOP JUMPING ME"
20:48:14 *** Monsters is now known as MadameRuby
20:48:15 <%Oberon> ["Johnson, did you see them?"]
20:48:16 <@MadameRuby> Hmm?
20:48:23 <@MadameRuby> Well, what a lovely counterplay
20:48:25 <+King_Guacamole> [ STOP HUMPING ME]
20:48:30 <%Eldred_Fireax> [DO YOU KNOW HOW I MISREAD THAT]
20:48:31 <%Eldred_Fireax> [YEAH]
20:48:33 <%Eldred_Fireax> [HI KG]
20:48:34 <+King_Guacamole> [<Wolfman> I CAN'T QUIT YOOOOU]
20:48:35 <%Oberon> [Dirk can't expose any of his body without someone PASSING OUT]
20:48:39  * Narrator MEANWHILE
20:48:42 <%Dirk> [Oberon: Yeup :D]
20:48:42 < Camilla> [STOP HUMMING ME]
20:48:53 <%Dirk> [even the claws need covering]
20:48:54  * Narrator the bargoers suddenly find themselves not-being-attacked-by-monsters
20:48:59 *** MadameRuby is now known as Penguingod
20:49:02 <%Dirk> -GHBLARG
20:49:03 <%Dirk> ...
20:49:05 <%Dirk> wait
20:49:06 <%Oberon> [So I just imagine there's a snout coming out of his face ever so slightly
20:49:07 < Camilla> [Streaker is the best class for nuecledians] 
20:49:07 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...
20:49:08 <%Eldred_Fireax> ??
20:49:09  * Narrator you are in a dark forest
20:49:12 < Camilla> ...
20:49:13 <%Oberon> .....???
20:49:14  * Eldred_Fireax looks around
20:49:15  * Oberon looks up
20:49:17 <%Dirk> [Oberon: I imagined the snout's pretty long but the hat just sticks out to cover it]
20:49:18 <%Oberon> Wh...
20:49:19  * Camilla looks around
20:49:20 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...Did someone teleport us out?
20:49:25 <%Oberon> ......Are we dead? ._.
20:49:29  * Eldred_Fireax holds his sword ready just in case
20:49:37  * Camilla has her sword out
20:49:47 <%Dirk> [like, a snout-shaped protrusion in the brim]
20:49:51  * Narrator Dirk finds himself changing back
20:49:52 *** Kiruin Mibbit@shacops-75D98E8C.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net has joined #the-crossing-daggers
20:49:54  * Narrator however
20:49:56 <%Dirk> @_@
20:50:02 <%Dirk> [sup Kiruin]
20:50:07  * Narrator when his Neuclidean form returns, the mask is no longer there
20:50:10 <%Eldred_Fireax> [Hey Kiruin]
20:50:15 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...?
20:50:19 < Camilla> ....
20:50:23 < Kiruin> [Heya Rpers]
20:50:31 <%Oberon> .......
20:50:46  * Oberon stands up, looking around, still panicky
20:50:47  * Camilla 's eyes dart around to and fro, examining the forest.
20:50:52 < Narrator> "Man you guys are idiots"
20:50:58 <%Oberon> !
20:51:01 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...
20:51:04 < Camilla> . . .
20:51:05  * Eldred_Fireax looks to the voice.
20:51:10 <%Dirk> AM NOT
20:51:11  * Camilla looks as well
20:51:12  * Narrator Camilla spots a man in a black cape, wearing a mask from the party. A skeleton mask.
20:51:12  * Dirk sits up
20:51:33  * Camilla snarls
20:51:47  * Narrator for everyone's sake I'm going to say Dirk's clothes return to normal
20:51:49 <%Oberon> ....?
20:51:51 <%Eldred_Fireax> <<...what? He's right you know>>
20:51:54 <%Dirk> Camilla why are you snarling
20:52:01  * Dirk I imagine they change back with him yeah
20:52:03 < Camilla> ...
20:52:12  * Oberon His clothes changed in the first place?
20:52:14 <%Eldred_Fireax> Who are you?
20:52:17  * Camilla goes back to plain "I am not amused face"
20:52:29  * Dirk Well he *turned into a wolfneuc* didn't he
20:52:33 <%Eldred_Fireax> [Oberon: to make sure he doesn't have any parts of his body exposed]
20:52:40  * Narrator the man takes off his mask. He has green flesh and lots of stitches in his skin like he was ripped apart and sewn back together again.
20:52:46 <%Oberon> ...!!
20:52:49 < Camilla> ...
20:52:49 <%Dirk> ...
20:52:52 <%Oberon> [I just imagined]
20:52:58 <%Oberon> [*claw through glove*]
20:53:00 <%Dirk> You look like you got screwed over hard at some point in your life
20:53:01 <%Oberon> [<Dirk> oh my]
20:53:06 <%Dirk> [Oberon: *EVERYONE IS KO'D(]
20:53:07 <%Oberon> [*KO ALL AROUND*]
20:53:07 <%Dirk> [**]
20:53:11 *** Narrator is now known as FleshConstruct
20:53:12 <%Eldred_Fireax> [XD]
20:53:20 <%Oberon> [FINGER OF DEATH]
20:53:22  * Eldred_Fireax flinches slightly
20:53:28 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...
20:53:29 <%Dirk> [THAT ENTIRELY WOULD HAVE HAPPENED]
20:53:29 < FleshConstruct> I probably blown my cover saving you like that.
20:53:31 <%Dirk> [therefore]
20:53:33 <%Dirk> [clawed gloves.]
20:53:38 <%Dirk> ...
20:53:40 <%Dirk> is your cover important
20:53:42 < Camilla> ...
20:53:42 <%Dirk> who are you
20:53:44 <%Eldred_Fireax> Which begs the question of why you saved us.
20:53:45 <%Eldred_Fireax> And, again
20:53:46 <%Oberon> .....c-c-cover?
20:53:47 <%Dirk> also that
20:53:47 <%Eldred_Fireax> Who are you?
20:53:59 < FleshConstruct> I'm an agent of ... no, it's not safe to talk about it here, someone could hear us.
20:54:11 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...
20:54:12 <%Dirk> Okay but you are definitely an agent
20:54:14 < Camilla> I can only assume you brought us here to help you in some way.
20:54:16 < FleshConstruct> We need to hurry to my Master's castle so we can undo what Ruby has done to you.
20:54:20 <%Dirk> ...
20:54:22 <%Dirk> What'd she do
20:54:22 < Camilla> ...
20:54:24 < Camilla> What.
20:54:34 <%Eldred_Fireax> The cursed masks.
20:54:36  * Dirk NEVER NOTICED he was a werewolf for your reference.
20:54:40 <%Dirk> ...
20:54:43 <%Dirk> oh hey where's my mask
20:54:45 < FleshConstruct> Just the one mask was cursed.
20:54:46 <%Dirk> oh dammit did it get stolen
20:54:47 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...
20:54:54 < Camilla> ....
20:54:59  * Eldred_Fireax sighs
20:55:08 <%Eldred_Fireax> Let's be off, then.
20:55:10 < FleshConstruct> Follow me, my master can explain everything to you.
20:55:11 < Camilla> Let's go then.
20:55:15 <%Dirk> [I soar to new levels of oblivious with Dirk]
20:55:23  * FleshConstruct begins leading you through the forest.
20:55:28  * Dirk follows.
20:55:31  * FleshConstruct you can hear owls
20:55:37  * FleshConstruct and wereowls
20:55:41  * Eldred_Fireax follows
20:55:47  * Eldred_Fireax glances around, watchful for any ambushes.
20:55:50  * Camilla humanowls?
20:56:10 < FleshConstruct> "Hoot, man, hoot!"
20:56:17 < FleshConstruct> "Hoot hoot that girl's got nice hooters."
20:56:18  * Kojiro Maybe some owlbears as well.
20:56:30 < Camilla> ...
20:56:31 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...
20:56:36  * Penguingod a man in an owl costume
20:56:41 <%Eldred_Fireax> [XD]
20:56:42 <%Oberon> [STOP PACING AND LOOK AT MY COMPUTER EVERY FIVE SECONDS]
20:56:49 <%Oberon> [LOOKING]
20:57:20  * Camilla crosses her arm, covering herself kinda
20:57:24  * Camilla grumbles
20:57:30  * FleshConstruct you walk through a part of the forest which is kind of on a hill, and you can see a town downhill from us, but we seem to be going around the town rather than into it
20:57:34  * Eldred_Fireax continues walking
20:57:40  * Eldred_Fireax glances to the town
20:57:41 <%Dirk> so
20:57:42 <%Dirk> ...
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20:57:52  * FleshConstruct leads you past the town towards a castle which is silhouetted by the moon
20:58:02  * Dirk Full moon?
20:58:17 <@Kojiro> [ http://www.wigucomics.com/fun/index.php?comic=59 ]
20:58:25  * FleshConstruct luckily for Dirk it is only /almost/ full at the moment
20:58:30 < Camilla> ...
20:58:41 <%Dirk> Oh cool
20:58:50 <%Dirk> for a moment I was worried our cover as werewolves would have been blown
20:59:00 <%Dirk> 'cause if it was a full moon people would wonder why we didn't change
20:59:14 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...
20:59:19 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...Right.
20:59:22 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...
20:59:28 <%Eldred_Fireax> You do realize our cover was already blown, right?
20:59:44 < Camilla> ...
20:59:52  * FleshConstruct walks up the castle gate. A pair of gargoyles nod at the man leading you and open the gate for you
21:00:03 <%Dirk> oh
21:00:04 <%Dirk> right
21:00:04 <%Dirk> well
21:00:07 <%Dirk> it would have been blown faster.
21:00:09  * FleshConstruct walks through the courtyard to the main entrance
21:00:18 < Camilla> [ http://images.4chan.org/vp/src/1282622004900.jpg Psycho Bellsprout?]
21:00:21  * Oberon has totally been following because the powers that be is being stalked by a roommate who finds every keystroke interesting and worthy of staring at the computer screen for five seconds every 30 seconds]
21:00:50 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...
21:00:54 <%Eldred_Fireax> <<...>>
21:00:55 <%Dirk> [The Q key is the trigger. Nobody uses the Q key.]
21:00:58 <%Eldred_Fireax> <<He's actually right>>
21:00:58 < Camilla> ...
21:01:01  * Oberon I will kick him in the nuts if he keeps doing that
21:01:02  * FleshConstruct the inside of the castle is surprisingly cheerful for a castle on Monstar, although there seems to be a lot of gold and red which is kind of gaudy
21:01:10 <%Oberon> ........
21:01:15  * Eldred_Fireax looks around after entering
21:01:17 < Camilla> ....
21:01:18  * FleshConstruct points at a door
21:01:20 <%Dirk> well this definitely sticks out
21:01:21 < Camilla> Ritzy.
21:01:22  * Oberon shields his eyes from all the brightness
21:01:27  * Camilla says that flatly.
21:01:28 <%Dirk> is this a hideout or a building your base is under
21:01:29  * Oberon shining gold
21:01:31 < FleshConstruct> Go in there and have a seat, I'll tell the master you're here
21:01:47 <%Dirk> [there are only two colors that bother Oberon]
21:01:52 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...Alright.
21:01:58 <%Dirk> [gaudy gold and Ceip pink]
21:02:00 < FleshConstruct> What? No, my master owns this province.
21:02:05  * Eldred_Fireax heads through the door
21:02:15  * Oberon follows
21:02:24 < Camilla> |If we get tricked again, I am just going to start beheading these monsters|
21:02:27  * Camilla follows
21:02:35 <%Dirk> [*Camilla mistakes Dirk for a monster]
21:02:37 <%Dirk> [*20]
21:02:59  * FleshConstruct the door leads to a rather nice lounge area with plush red couches and a cozy fireplace
21:03:22 <%Oberon> ....
21:03:28 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...
21:03:29  * FleshConstruct there is a table between the couches with black flowers blooming in a vase
21:03:29 < Camilla> ...
21:03:36 <%Eldred_Fireax> Uh...huh.
21:03:49  * Eldred_Fireax sits down on a couch near the fireplace
21:04:13  * Camilla sits on this same couch
21:04:25  * Oberon takes a seat on the floor right in front of the fireplace
21:04:40  * FleshConstruct Eldred_Fireax gets a creepy feeling about this place, but it's not from the decor or anything, it's something he can't quite place his finger on ...
21:04:41  * Oberon lets his tail go into the fire
21:04:48  * Eldred_Fireax frowns
21:04:56 <%Dirk> [*The walls are lined with the skulls of genasi.]
21:05:10 < Camilla> ...
21:05:13 <%Eldred_Fireax> Hmph...
21:05:16 < Camilla> Something wrong?
21:05:21 < FleshConstruct> "Oh my goodness is it really true?!"
21:05:29 <%Oberon> ??
21:05:36  * FleshConstruct a man enters the room and suddenly Eldred knows where the feeling was coming from
21:05:41 *** FleshConstruct is now known as CountJesus
21:05:48 <%Dirk> [what]
21:05:50 <%Oberon> .....
21:05:51 <%Eldred_Fireax> Something seems off about this pla-oh for the love of Alarynn
21:05:59 < CountJesus> Eldred! You really did come back to see me!
21:06:05 <%Oberon> ...
21:06:12 <%Oberon> [Is this really Jesus]
21:06:15 <%Dirk> [w h a t   o A o ?]
21:06:16 < Camilla> ....
21:06:16 <@Kojiro> [Hay-soos, not Jee-zuz.]
21:06:22 <@Kojiro> [He's a gay vampire.]
21:06:30 <%Oberon> [Oh dear]
21:06:31 < Camilla> (Who is this)
21:06:31 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...
21:06:34 <%Eldred_Fireax> I... well
21:06:35 <%Eldred_Fireax> It was not
21:06:36 <%Eldred_Fireax> expected
21:06:41  * CountJesus takes Eldred_Fireax's hand and gives it a kiss
21:06:42 < Camilla> (And why does he know you)
21:06:45 < Camilla> ...
21:06:46 <%Dirk> ...
21:06:49 < CountJesus> I'm so happy I could just ... well
21:06:53 < Camilla> ...
21:06:53 <%Dirk> oh I didn't know you were like that Eldred
21:06:59 <%Oberon> . . .
21:07:01 <%Dirk> you know you would probably like Jamie
21:07:32 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...
21:07:35 < Camilla> ...
21:07:36 < CountJesus> Now, what is it I can do for you?
21:07:39  * Eldred_Fireax is rendered speechless
21:07:42 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...
21:07:44 < Camilla> So ....
21:07:45 <%Eldred_Fireax> <<...>>
21:07:47 <%Oberon> .......
21:07:48 <%Dirk> [*Eldred is rendered by 3DSMax without a mouth]
21:07:49 <%Eldred_Fireax> <<pffffAHAHAHAHAH>>
21:07:50 < CountJesus> Oh dear perhaps you should introduce your friends first.
21:07:50 < Camilla> You're the guy who can ....
21:07:51 <%Dirk> [<Arson> OH bother]
21:07:55 < Camilla> Apparently help us?
21:07:57 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...R
21:07:58 <%Eldred_Fireax> Right
21:07:59 <%Eldred_Fireax> Um
21:08:05 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...This is... Camilla, Oberon, and Dirk.
21:08:09  * Eldred_Fireax motions to each in turn.
21:08:14 < Camilla> Hello.
21:08:19 <%Dirk> I'm Dirk, level 87 Magus Maguun Caesai
21:08:22 <%Dirk> also Chemist
21:08:24 <%Dirk> I need to add that
21:08:26 <%Oberon> ...
21:08:28  * Oberon nods
21:08:29 < CountJesus> Hello. Yes, hello.
21:08:30 <%Dirk> Magus Maguun Caesai Chemist, there we go
21:08:30 <%Eldred_Fireax> Everyone, this is... Count Jesus.
21:08:32 <%Eldred_Fireax> <<HAHAHAHAHA>>
21:08:37 < Camilla> ...
21:08:41 <%Oberon> ....
21:08:50  * CountJesus whispers to Eldred behind his hand "(None of them are ... /with/ you are they?)"
21:08:51 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...
21:08:56 <%Dirk> Haysoos? I am not entirely sure how you spell that but okay
21:08:56 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...
21:09:01 <%Eldred_Fireax> (...no.)
21:09:15 < CountJesus> Glee!
21:09:22  * Eldred_Fireax realizes he should've said yes. Damn you, Lawful Good.
21:09:24 <%Oberon> ......
21:09:33 <@Penguingod> [<Tyrus> <<So are you gonna kiss now>>]
21:09:34 < Camilla> ...
21:09:40 <%Eldred_Fireax> <<Oh good>>
21:09:42 < CountJesus> Now what is the problem exactly?
21:09:45 <@Penguingod> [<Eldred> |We share the same body|]
21:09:49 <%Eldred_Fireax> <<So is this the part where you guys make out or something>>
21:09:52 < CountJesus> You had a run in with Ruby I heard
21:09:55 <@Penguingod> [<Tyrus> <<WAIT REDO, REDO>>]
21:09:55 <%Eldred_Fireax> |We share a body, you know.|
21:09:58 < Camilla> We did.
21:10:00 <%Dirk> is she the one who does the ohohoho
21:10:02 <%Eldred_Fireax> <<Right, just tell the guy why we're here>>
21:10:05 < Camilla> ...
21:10:06 <@Kojiro> [<Eldred> Yes. The dragon's with me.]
21:10:07 < Camilla> Yes.
21:10:10 <%Oberon> [<<RED ALERT, RED ALERT>>]
21:10:11 < CountJesus> Oh yes.
21:10:11 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...We did.
21:10:13 <%Eldred_Fireax> [XD]
21:10:14 < Camilla> [Pffft]
21:10:20 <%Oberon> ...
21:10:41 <%Dirk> right then
21:10:43 <%Dirk> I think we did
21:10:43 <%Eldred_Fireax> It would seem we've been set up as "guests" of a party.
21:10:59 < CountJesus> Mmm hmm? How did that happen?
21:11:23 < Camilla> ...
21:11:25 < Camilla> Augh
21:11:27 < Camilla> Well
21:11:37 < Camilla> A vampire tricked us
21:11:42 < Camilla> Into going there
21:11:55 < Camilla> Seeing what Madame Ruby was planning next
21:12:00 < CountJesus> Well you should know better than to trust a vampire about another vampire.
21:12:05 <%Oberon> ......
21:12:11 < CountJesus> Except myself of course. Hee hee <3
21:12:17 < Camilla> ...
21:12:20 <%Eldred_Fireax> I wasn't aware that he was in allegiance with her
21:12:21 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...
21:12:36 < Camilla> I wasn't expecting to be teleported.
21:12:38 <%Eldred_Fireax> <<Right because he wouldn't have any motives to get you guys killed>>
21:12:45 <%Eldred_Fireax> <<THE GUYS WHO KEEP WRECKING HIS SHITTY GOTH BAR>>
21:12:53 < Camilla> We kick Ruby's ass every other Sunday it seems. 
21:13:01 <%Dirk> once a month
21:13:04 <%Eldred_Fireax> Fighting her alone.
21:13:05  * Penguingod she's showed up like THREE TIMES
21:13:06 <%Dirk> it's not once a week that's too frequent
21:13:13 <%Eldred_Fireax> Also, she hasn't shown up /that/ often.
21:13:16 < Camilla> Whatever. 
21:13:18 <%Dirk> therefore I say once a month
21:13:23 <%Dirk> Camilla have you ever done it personally?
21:13:32 < Camilla> The point is, we've handled it before. 
21:13:33 < CountJesus> And then what happened?
21:13:39 < Camilla> ...
21:13:43 <%Dirk> well then we stopped her and went back in time and everything was normal
21:13:43 <%Oberon> ....
21:14:00 < CountJesus> Oh my, what?
21:14:02 <%Eldred_Fireax> Dirk was afflicted with a curse.
21:14:11 < CountJesus> Oh really.
21:14:17 <%Eldred_Fireax> He's... apparently a werewolf now.
21:14:24 < CountJesus> Was he bitten?
21:14:35 <%Eldred_Fireax> No, it was because of a mask.
21:14:40 <%Dirk> I'm a what
21:14:44 <%Oberon> ....
21:14:51 < Camilla> A werewolf
21:14:54 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...
21:14:54 <%Dirk> what
21:14:56 <%Eldred_Fireax> That shouldn't surprise me.
21:14:56 <%Dirk> ...
21:14:58 < Camilla> Part Wolf, part man
21:15:00 <%Dirk> Oh you pfft
21:15:02 < Camilla> Technically
21:15:04 <%Dirk> that was our COVER
21:15:07 <%Dirk> :|
21:15:12 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...Dirk
21:15:19  * Penguingod Dirk's wolf form is really more wolf than man
21:15:24  * Dirk I imagined so
21:15:25 < Camilla> You' be a WereNuecledian. 
21:15:25 <%Oberon> That...wasn't supposed to happen
21:15:30 <%Eldred_Fireax> This isn't about the cover. You're a werewolf.
21:15:31 < CountJesus> A mask
21:15:33 < CountJesus> Hmm
21:15:43 <%Eldred_Fireax> <<Doesn't that mean he'd change into a Neuclidean?>>
21:15:49  * CountJesus walks over to Dirk
21:15:51 <%Dirk> ...
21:15:53 <%Eldred_Fireax> <<...The hell's a Neuclidean>>
21:15:56  * CountJesus picks him up
21:15:57 <%Eldred_Fireax> |I think it's what Dirk is.|
21:15:58 < CountJesus> hmm
21:15:59 <%Dirk> no I'm a Neuclidean
21:16:01 < Camilla> [Neuclidean, right]
21:16:07 <%Dirk> I said we were pretending to be werewolves
21:16:07 <%Dirk> is
21:16:08 <%Dirk> ...
21:16:11 <%Dirk> why are you picking me up
21:16:11 < Camilla> [I always spell it wrong]
21:16:13 <%Dirk> this is so confusing
21:16:16  * CountJesus pulls out a magnifying glass with a green lense
21:16:23 <%Dirk> ...
21:16:23  * CountJesus examines Dirk closely
21:16:24 <%Eldred_Fireax> <<So is that like a word for "spastic retarded eldritch midget?">>
21:16:25 <%Dirk> don't hurt me
21:16:35 <%Eldred_Fireax> |I... no.|
21:16:44 < CountJesus> ...
21:16:51 < CountJesus> Well you definitely have one of my masks.
21:16:55 <%Dirk> ...
21:17:02 <%Eldred_Fireax> They're /your/ masks?
21:17:02 <%Dirk> I don't have a mask it was stolen
21:17:08 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...
21:17:11 < CountJesus> No, it's part of your body now.
21:17:12 <%Oberon> ....
21:17:13 <%Dirk> ...
21:17:13 <%Dirk> oh.
21:17:14 < Camilla> ...
21:17:14 <%Dirk> ...
21:17:17 <%Dirk> should we fix that
21:17:18 < CountJesus> It's /inside/ of you
21:17:23 <%Dirk> okay yes let's fix that
21:17:24 <@Penguingod> [Examining Dirk closely might be a bad idea]
21:17:27 < Camilla> Wonderful
21:17:33 < Camilla> How do we get it out of him
21:17:34 <@Kojiro> [Someone get Hitomi.]
21:17:35 <%Dirk> [I imagine the magnifying glass is only showing what he's looking for]
21:17:37 <@Penguingod> [Then again maybe vampires are immune to cosmic horrors]
21:17:42 < CountJesus> Well
21:17:47 <%Dirk> [Dirk isn't a cosmic horror]
21:17:50 <%Dirk> [he's an impossibility]
21:17:58 <@Penguingod> [True]
21:18:13 <%Dirk> [he probably isn't immune but I doubt his magnifying glass is showing Dirk's uncovered skin]
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21:18:32 < CountJesus> There is a way to break it
21:18:41 <%Dirk> okay well let's break it while it ISN'T inside me
21:18:43 <%Eldred_Fireax> What is it?
21:18:45 <%Dirk> anyone got a knife
21:18:46 < Camilla> How so?
21:18:47 <%Dirk> oh wait I do
21:18:59 < CountJesus> It will require a bit of /questing/ though, I'm afraid
21:19:03 <%Dirk> okay so where exactly is iQUESTING
21:19:04 <%Dirk> QUESTING
21:19:06 <%Dirk> QUESTIIIIIING
21:19:07 <%Eldred_Fireax> Dirk, you aren't going to use a knife to-
21:19:08 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...
21:19:09 <%Oberon> .....
21:19:11 <%Eldred_Fireax> (Thank you.)
21:19:20 <%Dirk> I WANNA GO ON A QUEST LET'S GO ON A QUEST WHAT DO WE DO X8
21:19:22 <@Kojiro> [Shonikado /really/ wants an excuse to roll.]
21:19:30 <%Eldred_Fireax> [He does]
21:19:33 < Camilla> |Am I willing to do all of this for /Dirk/ |
21:19:34 <%Dirk> [I was going to have him ask where the mask was inside before cutting]
21:19:35 < Camilla> |....|
21:19:36 < CountJesus> Well I think first I should explain about the masks
21:19:41  * CountJesus hands Dirk to Oberon
21:19:41 <%Dirk> [if you gave him a spot to cut though I would have rolled.]
21:19:47 <%Oberon> ......
21:19:48 <%Dirk> [assuming it wasn't "arm" or something]
21:19:50 < Camilla> |Damned heroic duties| 
21:19:59  * Oberon wonders why he is holding him
21:20:05 <%Eldred_Fireax> Please do.
21:20:06  * CountJesus then walks over to the corner of the room and pulls a cord that was just kind of hanging there
21:20:07 <%Dirk> [<Eldred> Man this reminds me of the time I cut off an arm for shonikados]
21:20:11 <%Dirk> [<Camilla> ELDRED THERE IS A LINE]
21:20:29  * CountJesus a bookshelf on the wall slides to the left, revealing another shelf behind it
21:20:37 < Camilla> ...
21:20:43  * Eldred_Fireax looks to the bookshelf
21:20:43  * Oberon sets Dirk down
21:20:46  * CountJesus the shelf is made up of a 4x4 grid of squares
21:20:50 <%Dirk> ...
21:20:51 <%Dirk> ooooh
21:20:51 <%Eldred_Fireax> <<Is that his secret gay porn collection>>
21:20:53 <%Eldred_Fireax> |...|
21:20:54 <%Dirk> are we playing Minichess
21:20:59 <%Eldred_Fireax> |Really.|
21:21:09 < CountJesus> See I used to have an entire collection of these masks
21:21:14 <%Dirk> oh
21:21:15 <%Dirk> well
21:21:16 < CountJesus> There is 16 in all
21:21:19 <%Dirk> I have one
21:21:21 <%Eldred_Fireax> <<Well I don't know, what does a gay vampire do in his spare time>>
21:21:25 <%Dirk> Which ones are there?
21:21:31 <%Eldred_Fireax> |...Why are you so interested in this?|
21:21:32 < Camilla> And they've been stolen by monsters, I assume.
21:21:44 < CountJesus> About fifty years or so ago the entire collection was stolen, and I haven't gone through the trouble of trying to recollect them
21:21:44 <%Eldred_Fireax> <<I'm not INTERESTED>>
21:21:52 <%Dirk> well I say it's TIME TO RECOLLECT
21:21:54 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...You want us to find the rest?
21:21:59 <%Dirk> tell us what they look like and we'll get started
21:22:05 <%Oberon> ....
21:22:09 < Camilla> ...
21:22:15 < CountJesus> Each mask imbues you with a special ability of the races of Monstar
21:22:20 < CountJesus> when worn
21:22:23 <%Dirk> right right can you list those
21:22:49 < Camilla> ...
21:23:08 < CountJesus> They don't become permanently affixed to you like in Dirky's case
21:23:22 < Camilla> Uhuh.
21:23:22 < CountJesus> Unless someone activates a special curse, which Ruby must have done
21:23:29 <%Dirk> okay well
21:23:31 <%Dirk> can we fix that curse
21:23:35 <%Dirk> I don't like the idea of being full of masks
21:23:38 <%Dirk> I prefer organs
21:23:39 <%Oberon> .....
21:23:39 <%Dirk> ...or
21:23:41 <%Dirk> whatever I am
21:23:41 <%Dirk> ...
21:23:43 < CountJesus> In which case the only way to remove the mask is to bring all the masks back together
21:23:45 <%Dirk> full...of...
21:23:45 <%Dirk> ...
21:23:48 <%Dirk> right then
21:23:49 <%Eldred_Fireax> [<Dirk> And definitely not owls]
21:23:52 <%Dirk> LET'S QUEST
21:23:56 <%Dirk> [dibs on owl mask]
21:23:58 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...Hm.
21:24:02 <%Dirk> hey I have a question
21:24:05 <%Eldred_Fireax> [<Dirk> Hoo hoo]
21:24:06 <+King_Guacamole> [rghrgl they're building a mall /in Ground Zero/ ]
21:24:06 <%Dirk> if we find a mask
21:24:08 <%Dirk> can we use it
21:24:09 <%Eldred_Fireax> [<Rock> JESUS FUCKING CHRIST]
21:24:16 <%Eldred_Fireax> [...wait what]
21:24:22 < Camilla> [Yeah, that's pretty damn stupid] 
21:24:24 <%Eldred_Fireax> <<And why did someone go and make a bunch of masks that do this anyway?>>
21:24:25 < CountJesus> Yes, sure.
21:24:29 <%Dirk> OKAY
21:24:29 <%Eldred_Fireax> <<Is it like>>
21:24:31 <%Dirk> so what masks are there
21:24:32 <%Eldred_Fireax> <<For a prank or something>>
21:24:38 <%Dirk> we kinda need to know which masks to look for
21:24:40 < CountJesus> In fact you may need to use them in order to find them all, I'd bet.
21:24:44 <%Dirk> ooooh
21:24:45 < Camilla> [If anything, you'd think they'd build a memorial. Or just LET IT BE] 
21:24:50 < Camilla> [But no] 
21:24:59  * Dirk does NOT question that statement
21:25:09  * Dirk would not. It's a perfectly logical statement
21:25:16  * CountJesus lists off all the masks but for the sake of making things more interesting later we are going to keep the list hidden from the players
21:25:20 < Camilla> [I was just in New York too]
21:25:26 <@Penguingod> [Wait they're building a mall, really? After the whole mosque debacle?]
21:25:27  * Dirk Figured
21:25:33 <%Oberon> ...
21:25:35 <%Dirk> Okay, so
21:25:37 <+King_Guacamole> [PG: Yes, not just above but IN THE GROUND too]
21:25:38 <%Eldred_Fireax> [MALLS ARE PATRIOTIC APPARENTLY]
21:25:39 <%Oberon> Um.
21:25:39 <%Dirk> let me see if I got this right
21:25:44 <%Oberon> ...Just wondering
21:25:45 <+King_Guacamole> [Like in the WRECKAGE]
21:25:47 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...
21:25:55 <%Dirk> we're looking for {{{mask1}}}, {{{mask2}}}, {{{mask3}}}...
21:25:56 <%Dirk> ...
21:25:57 <%Dirk> hold on
21:25:59 <%Oberon> What uh...triggers Dirk's....transformation
21:26:12 <%Oberon> I mean...I would guess full moon...but we were inside...
21:26:13 < CountJesus> Oh let's see there's a few things
21:26:18 <%Eldred_Fireax> I'm assuming it's the normal conditions for a werewolf
21:26:20 < CountJesus> Full moons of course
21:26:24 < Camilla> Right.
21:26:26 <%Dirk> for(i=0;i<16;i++){ say("mask"+(i+1)+", "); }
21:26:27 <%Dirk> right
21:26:33 <%Dirk> wait no we already have one
21:26:45 <%Eldred_Fireax> [I imagine Dirk pronouncing every character there]
21:26:48 < CountJesus> Certain towns have protective auras which allow monsters to remain in monster form at all times
21:26:55 < CountJesus> if you enter these areas he'll transform
21:26:59 < Camilla> ...
21:27:05 <%Eldred_Fireax> [<Dirk> for left parenthesis i equals zero semicolon i less than 16 semicolon-]
21:27:07 <%Eldred_Fireax> [*Camilla smacks Dirk]
21:27:12 <%Oberon> ....
21:27:15 < CountJesus> He might also transform if he smells blood; and succumb to bloodlust
21:27:16  * Dirk does not question why these auras exist
21:27:18 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...Hm-
21:27:19 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...
21:27:23 <%Dirk> ...
21:27:24 <%Dirk> Okay cool
21:27:24 < Camilla> Well
21:27:25 <%Eldred_Fireax> Great.
21:27:26 <%Dirk> I have a berserk button
21:27:31 <%Dirk> Hold on
21:27:34  * Dirk takes out his knife
21:27:36  * Dirk takes out a bottle
21:27:40 <%Dirk> Eldred I am entrusting this to you
21:27:41  * CountJesus takes the knife
21:27:44 <%Dirk> or not
21:27:44 < Camilla> We'll have to keep an eye out for that
21:27:45 < CountJesus> no
21:27:46 <%Dirk> that's my knife
21:28:04 <%Dirk> give me my knife
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21:28:19 < CountJesus> I happen to know where a few of the masks are I just haven't had the time to go after them
21:28:24 < Camilla> Then again, Dirk is probably physical frail enough to fight off, even as a wolf.
21:28:34 <%Oberon> ....
21:28:40  * CountJesus takes the flower face off the table, and then flips it over to reveal a map
21:28:41 <%Oberon> ...I could just pick him up
21:28:50  * Dirk DO Dirk's stats change around as a wolf? Would he be unable to use magic
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21:29:02  * CountJesus unable to use magic yes
21:29:08 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...
21:29:10 <%Dirk> [god this is like Twilight Princess and Majora's Mask all in one]
21:29:18 <%Dirk> [someone get the time-traveling instrument]
21:29:20 <%Eldred_Fireax> [Hah]
21:29:22  * Eldred_Fireax looks to the map
21:29:25 < CountJesus> [and some Kirby Super Star too, yes]
21:29:31 <%Dirk> [if we can hit OoT we'll be set]
21:29:32  * Camilla Good, no firewolves
21:29:35 <%Dirk> [KSS is also good]
21:29:38  * CountJesus points out some locations
21:29:43 < Camilla> Uhuh.
21:29:46 < CountJesus> There is a couple here in this swamp
21:29:47  * Dirk Okay so if he can't use magic does that mean he's physically strong
21:29:56 <%Dirk> Okay! To this swamp eventually
21:30:03 <%Dirk> seriously though my knife
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21:30:27 < CountJesus> There are a couple in this tower ... but you won't be able to penetrate it yet you'll need to collect some specific masks first
21:30:28 <%Oberon> [I can't last much longer, crashing]
21:30:34  * CountJesus points to another spot
21:30:35 <%Oberon> [How much longer will this segment be?]
21:30:40 <%Oberon> ....
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21:30:50 <%Dirk> You know we should
21:30:58 < Camilla> ...
21:30:59 < CountJesus> I am certain there is one or two here in the castle of Dr. Stein 
21:31:01 <%Dirk> probably go back to the bar at some point and warn the rest of the bar about Ruby eventually doing something in DownTown
21:31:07 <%Dirk> [SO MANY STEINS]
21:31:12 < Camilla> [Good thing I wasn't Nova]
21:31:13  * Eldred_Fireax mentally notes all of this
21:31:14 < Camilla> [Hehehe]
21:31:25  * CountJesus points at a forest
21:31:29 <%Dirk> [and each one of them gives me the mental noise of a screw being tightened]
21:31:34 <%Dirk> [curse you Soul Eater]
21:31:35 < CountJesus> And there is a ... particularly strong one here
21:31:46 <%Eldred_Fireax> Hrm. Alright.
21:31:57 <%Oberon> ...nnn
21:32:07 < Camilla> Okay.
21:32:09 <%Dirk> Haysoos do you have a portal-makey-thing in here
21:32:29 < CountJesus> I have something of the sort yes
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21:32:32  * Eldred_Fireax nods. "Could you take us to any of these locations-"
21:32:34 <%Eldred_Fireax> Ah, thank you.
21:32:35 <@Penguingod> [I wonder if the Lunar Mall counts as a full moon]
21:32:38 <%Dirk> can we borrow it real quick
21:32:47 <%Eldred_Fireax> [all the time, always]
21:32:48 <%Dirk> [I dunno!]
21:32:51 < CountJesus> Which location are you returning to?
21:32:57 < CountJesus> er
21:32:58 <@Penguingod> [That might give me an idea]
21:32:59 <%Dirk> DownTown, temporarily
21:33:00 < CountJesus> Heading to, pardon
21:33:04 < CountJesus> Oh, you can't do that
21:33:07 <%Dirk> Why not?
21:33:22 < CountJesus> If you leave Monstar the curse will have ... really bad effects on you
21:33:29 <%Dirk> Oh okay then
21:33:31 <%Dirk> Eldred you go
21:33:32 < Camilla> ...
21:33:34 <%Eldred_Fireax> The swamp, I'd say-
21:33:35 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...
21:33:36 <%Dirk> I'll stay here for my safety
21:33:37 <%Eldred_Fireax> For what, Dirk?
21:33:51 <%Dirk> to warn the bar that Madame Ruby is up to something while we're busy, you know
21:33:55 <%Oberon> ....
21:33:57 <%Dirk> running around and collecting masks
21:34:31 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...Right.
21:35:02 < CountJesus> [okay yeah you never officially see anything happen to Clubs]
21:35:14 < Camilla> ...
21:35:14  * Eldred_Fireax looks to CountJesus. "Would that be possible?"
21:35:25 < CountJesus> Sure
21:35:35  * CountJesus walks over to a large mirror on the wall
21:35:49  * CountJesus touches it and the image changes to in front of the bar
21:36:12  * Eldred_Fireax stands up, heading for the mirror
21:36:13 <%Eldred_Fireax> Thank you.
21:36:18 < CountJesus> I'll be counting the minutes that you are away ~<3
21:36:28  * Oberon is still sitting in practically the fire
21:36:29 < Camilla> ...
21:36:29 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...Right then.
21:36:33 <%Dirk> ...
21:36:34  * Camilla follows
21:36:37 <%Dirk> anyway
21:36:38  * Eldred_Fireax tries to step through the mirror
21:36:44  * Dirk looks at CountJesus. He's a vampire, yes?
21:36:47  * CountJesus Eldred_Fireax succeeds
21:36:48 <@Kojiro> [*Eldred walks into a mirror.]
21:36:50  * CountJesus is a vampire yes
21:36:53 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...I should only be there long enough to warn someone, Camilla
21:37:00  * Dirk Before we go any further
21:37:02 <%Dirk> can I have my knife back
21:37:03 < Camilla> ...
21:37:04 < Camilla> Right.
21:37:26  * CountJesus Eldred finds the bar is empty save for Neimi
21:37:26 < Camilla> |Damn it I don't want to stay here with /that/ guy|
21:37:32  * Camilla sits down, waiting
21:37:35 <%Eldred_Fireax> <Neimi> Hello.
21:37:36 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...
21:37:39 <%Eldred_Fireax> <<Great.>>
21:37:51 <%Eldred_Fireax> <<We get to use the retard Mirei as the messenger.>>
21:37:59  * CountJesus glances at Camilla kind of boredly
21:38:03 <%Dirk> ...
21:38:04  * CountJesus is /not interested/
21:38:05 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...Hello Neimi.
21:38:05 < Camilla> ...
21:38:10  * Dirk pokes CountJesus
21:38:13 <%Dirk> knife
21:38:14  * Eldred_Fireax walks behind the bar, looking for a piece of paper and something to write with
21:38:16 <%Dirk> my knife
21:38:18 <%Eldred_Fireax> <Neimi> What are you doing?
21:38:22  * Camilla raise her eyebrow slightly, is /not amuse/
21:38:24 < CountJesus> Are you going to stab people with it?
21:38:29 <%Dirk> no
21:38:39 < CountJesus> Are you going to cut people with it?
21:38:39 <%Eldred_Fireax> I need to warn the others here that a vampire may be preparing to attack the bar.
21:38:44 <%Eldred_Fireax> <Neimi> I can warn people.
21:38:45 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...
21:38:52 <%Eldred_Fireax> I...
21:38:54  * Oberon slides into the fireplace some more, until his whole body is practically in it
21:38:54 <%Dirk> [<Neimi> Lemonade, there is a vampire.]
21:38:59 <%Eldred_Fireax> [XD]
21:39:00 <%Dirk> [<Neimi> well my job is done]
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21:39:05 <%Eldred_Fireax> [amazing]
21:39:11 <%Dirk> no I am not
21:39:13 <%Dirk> I am going to put it away
21:39:16 <%Dirk> in my cloak
21:39:24 < CountJesus> ...
21:39:24 <%Dirk> where I will keep it until I need to stab an enemy with it
21:39:24  * Eldred_Fireax finds a piece of paper and a pen and quickly writes a note regarding Madame Ruby preparing to attack the bar.
21:39:33  * CountJesus gives Dirk his knife
21:39:42  * Eldred_Fireax sets it on the counter. "Neimi, make sure that someone else sees this note."
21:39:43  * Dirk puts it away in his cloak.
21:39:45 <%Eldred_Fireax> <Neimi> Okay.
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21:39:53  * Eldred_Fireax Neimi hops down from the rafters and sits in front of the note, staring intently at it.
21:39:54 <%Oberon> [Can we pause this when we warp to the first mask]
21:39:54 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...
21:39:56 <%Eldred_Fireax> Ne-
21:39:59 < Unikado> [*Eldred uses Blue ink]
21:40:03 <%Eldred_Fireax> <Neimi> I'm seeing this note.
21:40:05 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...
21:40:07 < CountJesus> [ Oberon we'll be stopping then ]
21:40:07 <%Eldred_Fireax> Okay.
21:40:12 <%Oberon> [I shouldn't stay up much longer; classes start tomorrow]
21:40:16 <%Eldred_Fireax> Thank you.
21:40:17 <%Oberon> [alright, good]
21:40:21  * Eldred_Fireax heads through the portal
21:40:25 <%Dirk> Okay so
21:40:27 <%Dirk> you're vampire
21:40:31 <%Dirk> you have blood stashes, right
21:40:33  * Eldred_Fireax Neimi sits there, still staring at the note
21:40:35 <%Dirk> 'cause I'd like several bottles of blood
21:40:38 <%Eldred_Fireax> <Neimi> You are not getting out of my sight.
21:41:07 < CountJesus> Maybe I'll reward you with some later.
21:41:08  * Eldred_Fireax is now back in CountJesus's waiting room
21:41:11 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...Well then.
21:41:14 <%Eldred_Fireax> That's settled.
21:41:22 <%Eldred_Fireax> Hopefully.
21:41:22 < CountJesus> So where are you off to first?
21:41:22 <%Dirk> no I mean I need some now so I have something to trigger the wolfiness if it's needed
21:41:28 <%Eldred_Fireax> The swamp, probably.
21:41:30 <%Dirk> otherwise I'm going to have to cut myself for it
21:41:35  * Eldred_Fireax looks to Camilla. "What do you think?"
21:41:46 < Camilla> That sounds good.
21:41:59 <%Eldred_Fireax> Is there anything we should know about the swamp before we leave?
21:42:03 <%Oberon> I um....I guess if it's the easiest to start with...
21:42:10 <%Dirk> actually hold on
21:42:14  * Dirk begins looking through his cloak
21:42:16 < CountJesus> Hmm
21:42:23 < CountJesus> Watch out for karmites?
21:42:27 <%Dirk> probably got a bottle from the party
21:42:34 < Camilla> Got it.
21:42:38 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...Right. Thank you.
21:42:56 <%Dirk> AHA
21:43:06  * CountJesus changes the mirror to show a mossy forest
21:43:08  * Dirk takes out a corked bottle of blood
21:43:17 <%Oberon> [agh, fuck]
21:43:19  * Dirk attaches it to the spot where his purple gem is, letting it hang in the neck-area
21:43:19 < Camilla> [ http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/9917/camillaisjustpeachy.png I just love recoloring that]
21:43:20  * CountJesus that's barbecue sauce
21:43:26 <%Dirk> ...
21:43:27 <%Dirk> oh hold on
21:43:28 <%Oberon> [I know people are not allowed to smoke in the buildings but]
21:43:28  * Dirk takes it off
21:43:30  * Dirk begins looking through again
21:43:34 < Camilla> [Though I admit]
21:43:42 < Camilla> [That's tacky]
21:43:42 <%Oberon> [If you're going to smoke outside don't do it RIGHT NEXT TO PEOPLE'S OPEN WINDOWS]
21:43:43  * CountJesus Dirk does not have any
21:43:46 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...Dirk. We're about to leave.
21:43:47 <%Dirk> ...bother, I've got too many items in here, I can't find it
21:43:58  * Dirk does. I refuse to NOT let him have it but I am fine with not letting him find any
21:44:01 <%Oberon> ....
21:44:06  * Dirk initially looked for the drink table after all
21:44:09  * Oberon scoots out of the fireplace
21:44:35 <%Eldred_Fireax> ...Dirk.
21:44:36 < CountJesus> Farewell. Don't be too long now ~<3
21:44:39  * Camilla gets up and stretches slightly.
21:44:42 <%Dirk> RIGHT
21:44:44  * Dirk heads after Eldred
21:44:49  * Oberon slowly heads over to the mirror
21:44:50  * Eldred_Fireax is still standing by the mirror portal
21:45:03 <%Eldred_Fireax> We'll... try to be back as soon as possible.
21:45:12  * Eldred_Fireax walks through the mirror.
21:45:19  * Oberon follows Eldred
21:45:46  * Camilla follows through
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21:46:52 <%Eldred_Fireax> [I like how Billy shows up to catch the ending]
21:46:54 <%Dirk> [hah]
21:46:59  * CountJesus and now you are in that mossy forest area
21:47:03 < CountJesus> !logoff