--- Log opened Mon Jun 20 22:25:14 2011
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22:26 < FirePhone> low roll
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22:29 *** TerminILL ~SirBobIV@shacops-C97660C8.tas.netspace.net.au has joined #Werewolf
22:29 < Shonikado> yeaaAAAH o/
22:29 <@Arson-> Hmmm
22:29 <@Arson-> We have five people.
22:29 <@Arson-> That's at least enough for one wolf and one seer.
22:30 <@Arson-> Three villagers.
22:30 <@Arson-> But it's a pretty pitiful village.
22:30 < Notflake> moar
22:30 < Shonikado> everyone else is out fighting WWVII
22:30 < Shonikado> we stayed behind to grow the crops
22:35 <@Arson-> Oh wait
22:35 <@Arson-> Six.
22:35 <@Arson-> Cool.
22:35 <@Arson-> Wait
22:35 <@Arson-> Five.
22:35 <@Arson-> Can't count.
22:35 < Notflake> no six
22:35 <@Arson-> Anyway.
22:36 <@Arson-> I'm not playing, Flake, I'm the mod.
22:36 < Notflake> I'm trolling
22:36 < Notflake> :|
22:36 <@Arson-> Okay, I will now pick one werewolf.
22:36 < Notflake> I swear to god if you pick me I will punch you in the dick
22:36 < Kojiro> No bribery, Flake.
22:37 < Shonikado> XD
22:37 < FirePhone> haha
22:37 < Notflake> it took me a moment
22:37 < Notflake> to process that
22:37 < Notflake> I was like "that's not the right word fo-"
22:37 < Notflake> "..."
22:37 < Notflake> "oooh"
22:37 < FirePhone> ITT: Kojiro proves his quick wit once again
22:37 < Kojiro> I'm just being terrible here. Ignore me.
22:38 <@Arson-> All right
22:38 < Shonikado> by the way if the original Masks of Monstar has proven anything, it's that I'm a terrible werewolf
22:38 <@Arson-> Rolls have been assigned.
22:38 < Shonikado> so just keep that in mind if- oh
22:38 < Shonikado> well then
22:38 <@Arson-> Be /secretive./
22:39  * FirePhone flips shonik
22:39  * Shonikado flips Firephone elsewhere
22:39  * FirePhone t('-'t)
22:39 < Shonikado> t_ t
22:40 *** mode/#Werewolf [+s] by Arson-
22:40  * FirePhone :t
22:40 < FirePhone> er
22:40 < TerminILL> otc
22:40 <@Arson-> Okay
22:40  * FirePhone t:
22:40 <@Arson-> We're ready to begin.
22:40 < Shonikado> that's secret, not myoote
22:40 < Kojiro> That was a weird face.
22:40 < Shonikado> why are we secret
22:40 < TerminILL> otc is a person holding a shitty gun
22:40 < FirePhone> Kojiro: chewing face
22:40 < Shonikado> TI: Oh god that's amazing
22:40 < TerminILL> it is entirely separate from OGC
22:41 <@Arson-> It's night time in the village. All the villagers and children are sleeping soundly in their beds, waiting for the morning sun to usher in a new day of hard work and play.
22:41 < Shonikado> [do I need these]
22:41 < Kojiro> [I think we just be quiet during the narration sequences.]
22:41 < Notflake> [maybe]
22:42 <@Arson-> Meanwhile, an evil creature prowls the streets beneath the dim, milky glow of the moon, out for blood! Nose upturned, the beast begins to sniff out its first victim...
22:42 <@Arson-> Heads down, everyone.
22:42  * Notflake head down.
22:42  * FirePhone peeks
22:42  * TerminILL heads on down
22:42  * FirePhone is a naughty boy
22:42  * Shonikado places the garbage bin over his head
22:43  * Kojiro 's head is down.
22:43  * FirePhone also, wouldn't heads down be tails?
22:43  * Kojiro Only if you're the werewolf.
22:43  * Shonikado Depends, are you looking up from under a glass table?
22:43  * Kojiro Are you the werewolf?
22:43  * FirePhone flips a coin
22:43  * TerminILL No, Kojiro. You are the werewolves.
22:43  * Notflake I am the walrus.
22:44  * Shonikado I'm suffocating.
22:44  * FirePhone goo goo g' joob
22:44 <@Arson-> The beast has chosen! Now, the seer dreams of such terrible travesties... But can their visions be trusted?
22:44 <@Arson-> *please hold*
22:44  * Notflake *elevator music*
22:44  * Shonikado I misread travesties as something similar
22:44  * FirePhone holds arson's nose
22:44  * Notflake Tapestries?
22:44  * Shonikado You're so naive it's almost cute
22:44  * FirePhone Transvestites
22:44  * FirePhone did it too
22:45  * Shonikado Firebird on the other hand
22:45  * TerminILL didn't.
22:45  * Notflake that is actually
22:45  * Notflake pretty funny
22:45  * Notflake and ironic
22:45  * FirePhone this banter is more fun than the actual game
22:46  * Kojiro Stop being illiterate, all of you.
22:46  * Shonikado The game hasn't even started, Firebird, how can you compare
22:46  * TerminILL Well, technically it has started.
22:46  * Shonikado Barely.
22:47  * FirePhone is just dyslexic
22:47  * Notflake also /me is the new brackets apparently
22:47  * Notflake I move to start using this format in tcd
22:47  * FirePhone wonders why such a simple thing takes so long
22:47  * Shonikado Tigt uses it
22:48  * Shonikado Honestly I do sometimes too
22:48 <@Arson-> Ah, the cleansing light of day peaks up over the horizon, bathing the fields with its enriching rays...
22:48  * TerminILL /me gets abused sometimes
22:48 <@Arson-> But wait!
22:48  * TerminILL not to be misread
22:48  * Notflake I am so sorry TI
22:48 <@Arson-> Something is amiss this morning!
22:48  * FirePhone misread that TI
22:49  * FirePhone oh god amiss is never good
22:49  * FirePhone !p
22:49 <@Arson-> ... Notflake never seems to make it out to the fields... Upon closer inspection, Notflake is found deep in the cornfields with his bowels entirely removed, rib cage split and throat slashed, various bits of chewed up meat and viscera still littering the scene...
22:49  * TerminILL Eew.
22:49  * Shonikado Someone isn't going to be punching any dicks today
22:49  * Notflake Awesome.
22:50  * FirePhone beautiful
22:50  * Notflake have to do anything
22:50  * Notflake didn't*
22:50 <@Arson-> How do you feel about this, villagers?! Don't you crave vengeance for your fallen brother?!
22:50  * Notflake AVENGE ME
22:50 <@Arson-> You're all out for blood!
22:50  * Shonikado Am I in his will
22:50 <@Arson-> Revenge!
22:50 < FirePhone> I WILL CHOKE A BITCH
22:50 <@Arson-> SOMEONE has to have committed this unforgivable act, and someone has to pay...
22:51 <@Arson-> The villagers argue with one another as to who the killer may be...
22:51 <@Arson-> *commence deliberation*
22:51 < TerminILL> The killer was definitely
22:51 < Shonikado> it can't be hard to figure out who did it
22:51 < TerminILL> Notflake.
22:51 < FirePhone> hahaha
22:51 < Shonikado> there's only five people in this village
22:51 < FirePhone> that pun
22:51 < Kojiro> This is a bitmuch for a suisice.
22:51 < Shonikado> four
22:51 < TerminILL> He just killed himself to throw us all off the trail!
22:51 *** Notflake was kicked from #Werewolf by Arson- [Arson-]
22:51 < Kojiro> 8bit much for a suicide
22:51 < Kojiro> *
22:52 < FirePhone> pff
22:52  * FirePhone okay /me that
22:52  * Shonikado Kojiro I thought you were doing some sort of ridiculous accent
22:52 < Kojiro> You're awfully quick to /me Bah.
22:52 < Kojiro> ...
22:52 <@Arson-> Would anyone like to make any accusations?
22:52  * Kojiro Kill me.
22:52  * Kojiro But not in the game.
22:52  * Shonikado Will do
22:52  * Shonikado Oh.
22:52 < TerminILL> [in other news, re-reading the infamous Mitadake log]
22:52 < Shonikado> Well
22:53 < Kojiro> Hmm...
22:53 < TerminILL> [The White Haired Girl shouts, "THERE IS NO GOD!"]
22:53 < TerminILL> [a good start]
22:53 <@Arson-> I mean, who possibly could've hated Notflake more than...
22:53  * FirePhone That one?
22:53  * Kojiro looks at each and every one of you.
22:53  * Kojiro Even you. Yes, /especially/ you.
22:53  * FirePhone is ALL RAEG
22:53  * TerminILL looks back at Kojiro.
22:54 < Kojiro> Well, let's see.
22:54 <@Arson-> [Flake will be rejoining us for the sake of watching]
22:54 *** Notflake ~Flake@shacops-FEA38187.ri.ri.cox.net has joined #Werewolf
22:54 <@Arson-> [But Notflake must remain /quiet/ ]
22:54 < Notflake> [ok]
22:54 <@Arson-> [Or he'll be booted.]
22:54 < Shonikado> [it]
22:54 < Shonikado> [the v]
22:54 <@Arson-> [This goes for all dead people.]
22:54 < Shonikado> [...anyway]
22:54 < Kojiro> TI immediately tried to turn the topic to a joke, or rather, away from himself, which is suspicious. FirePhone is overacting his anger over this. And Shonikado... Has done nothing, as if he's /trying/ to be ignored.
22:55 < Shonikado> clearly you haven't been listening, then, Kojiro
22:55 < FirePhone> ...
22:55 < Kojiro> Meanwhile I am beyond suspicion or reproach.
22:55 < Shonikado> I've contributed to this conversation
22:55 < FirePhone> It must obviously be YOU
22:55 < Shonikado> by stating how few people there are to choose from regarding who did it
22:55 < FirePhone> KILL HIM!
22:56 < Shonikado> perhaps you were ignoring it because you were too busy trying to figure out how to accuse everyone else
22:56 <@Arson-> Is that a vote against Kojiro's good name I hear, FirePhone?
22:56 < Kojiro> Shonikado: Okay, I missed a lot of stuff, I had to move the computer.
22:56 < Shonikado> to remove any possible blame from yourself
22:56 < Shonikado> SHUSH I won
22:56 < Shonikado> *won't listen to your excuses
22:56 < Shonikado> although, to be fair and accept some things you've said
22:56 < Shonikado> TI's reaction was rather, how to put it
22:56 < FirePhone> ...
22:56 < Shonikado> ridiculous.
22:56 < FirePhone> it seems
22:56 < FirePhone> this is
22:56 < FirePhone> not really in character
22:57 < Shonikado> what character
22:57  * Kojiro Sorry, went out of character, yeah. That was an accident.
22:57 <@Arson-> You don't have to really be in character.
22:57  * Kojiro Or is there a character? I don't know.
22:57 < Kojiro> Alright then.
22:57 <@Arson-> [You CAN if you like.]
22:57 < Shonikado> [I don't like.]
22:57 <@Arson-> [If it'd make it more interesting.]
22:57 < Shonikado> [I will do as I please o xo]
22:57 <@Arson-> [I'm just trying to use narration to make it more pretty in your heads.]
22:57 < Kojiro> Hmm...
22:57 <@Arson-> [Brainmeats need stimulation, you know.]
22:57 < Kojiro> TI, do you have anything to say, meanwhile?
22:58 <@Arson-> So, who's accusing whom?
22:58  * FirePhone as do other meats
22:58  * FirePhone and cheese
22:58 < Shonikado> I personally believe either Kojiro or TerminILL are the culprit, at the moment.
22:58  * FirePhone broccoli
22:58 <@Arson-> Anyone want to make some rash decisions? Point some FINGERS?
22:58  * TerminILL brb'd a bit there
22:58 < Notflake> [die brocolie]
22:58 < TerminILL> Kojiro sounds reasonable
22:58 < Kojiro> Shonikado: If I were the culprit, would I try to get /everyone/ looking at me?
22:58 < TerminILL> [it's just broclie, Flake]
22:59 < Shonikado> The simpleton would agree with you, yes.
22:59 < Notflake> [I haven't read time war's]
22:59 < TerminILL> Kojiro: yeah you would! Because no-one would believe that the culprit would be that stupid
22:59 < Notflake> [in a while]
22:59 < Shonikado> But the issue is, everyone knows that fact
22:59 < TerminILL> [not even the right comic]
22:59 < Kojiro> No, I would focus one one specific person, who would probably be easy to remove (which I've now made myself), like, say, TI is doing.
22:59 < Shonikado> and that'd be exactly what you'd be /hoping/ everyone would think
22:59 < Notflake> [wut]
22:59 < Notflake> [you lie]
22:59 < Shonikado> the real killer would attempt to be a step ahead by doing exactly what everyone expects he /wouldn't/ do
22:59 < FirePhone> ...
23:00 < Kojiro> But you expected this of me apparently.
23:00 < FirePhone> can we just
23:00 < Kojiro> Which means that, as you expected it, it /can't/ be me.
23:00 < FirePhone> kill everyone but me?
23:00 < Shonikado> ...
23:00 < FirePhone> the killer would die
23:00 < TerminILL> [Flake: http://forums.drshnaps.com/viewtopic.php?p=278139#p278139 ]
23:00 <@Arson-> Hmmm...
23:01 <@Arson-> Dunno about you guys, but it kinda seems like FirePhone just drew a /lot/ of attention to himself...
23:01 <@Arson-> Just saiyan...
23:01 < Shonikado> well obviously
23:01 < Kojiro> FirePhone: Unless you were the killer, mind.
23:01 < Shonikado> I mean how do you suggest everyone /die/ and then NOT draw attention to yourself
23:01 < Notflake> [how you manage to remember those two that accurately is beyond me]
23:01  * FirePhone is super saiyan
23:02 < FirePhone> Well that's obviously not true because I certainly didn't do it
23:02 < Kojiro> However, again, the killer /wouldn't/ make such a silly move, and also would not foresee that I would predict that, and so therefore it cannot be FirePhone. He's jsut a jerk.
23:02 < Kojiro> *just
23:02 < Shonikado> He /does/ seem like the jerktype.
23:02 < TerminILL> Then where does the blame lie?
23:02 < Shonikado> Of course, I didn't suspect him to begin with
23:02 < FirePhone> ...
23:02 < Kojiro> And as everyone knows, the most suspicious/jerkish guy is never the real murderer in the mystery stories.
23:02 < FirePhone> I'm no jerk, you jerks
23:02 < TerminILL> Maybe it is in fact Shonikado?
23:03 < Shonikado> Kojiro: You're just baiting me with that statement aren't you
23:03 < Kojiro> So he's out. Meanwhile, Shonikado has objectively proven my innocence, so it is not me.
23:03 <@Arson-> Kojiro: You're kinda beginning to sound like the Sicilian from The Princess Bride.
23:03 < Shonikado> Inconceivable
23:03 <@Arson-> You beat me to it, Shonik.
23:03 < Shonikado> WOOO
23:03 < Kojiro> Well, now I don't have to say that.
23:03 < Kojiro> Anyway.
23:03 < Shonikado> Really though, any time there's something along the lines of
23:04 < Shonikado> "Well we know _____ is innocent because the real killer wouldn't _____"
23:04 < Kojiro> As it is neither myself, nor FirePhone, it must either be Shonikado, or TI.
23:04 < Shonikado> there's /always/ the idea that someone is actually USING that to cover themselves
23:04 < FirePhone> The jester must die
23:04 < Shonikado> meaning absolutely anything that would rule out a killer normally can't be accepted
23:04 < TerminILL> Well obviously I'm going to say it's Shonik, since it isn't me, and I'd never suggest that
23:04 < FirePhone> his jokes aren't funny
23:04 < Kojiro> Shonikado has been aggressively pursuing the mystery and other people, while meanwhile, after his early joke, TI's been hiding off over there.
23:04 < TerminILL> hey now I brb'd
23:04 < Shonikado> I didn't see you leave this table
23:04 < Kojiro> You ran away from your /guilt/, you mean.
23:04 < Shonikado> [are we at a table]
23:05 < Shonikado> [are we on a farm?]
23:05 < Kojiro> [I have no idea.]
23:05 < Notflake> [I'm on a horse.]
23:05 < FirePhone> I'm on a farm aaaaaand
23:05 < Shonikado> [on a horse on its way to the cemetary]
23:05 < Notflake> [Yes.]
23:05 < FirePhone> It'sbgrowing fast aaaaaand
23:05 < TerminILL> That's awful. You're awful
23:05 < Shonikado> so that's two of us with suspicions pointed at TI, then
23:05 < Kojiro> He is awful.
23:06 < Kojiro> Which, again, proves that he is not the killer.
23:06 < Shonikado> what do you have to say for yourself
23:06 < Kojiro> He is too obviously awful.
23:06 < TerminILL> I have to say that since so many people suspect me, that is obviously what the killer /wants/ you to think.
23:06  * FirePhone those two lines were out of this
23:06 <@Arson-> Hmmm
23:07 <@Arson-> Are people starting to look towards TI...?
23:07 < Notflake> [I DUNNO that arson guy has been pretty quiet I think it's him]
23:07 < Shonikado> I've BEEN looking.
23:07 < TerminILL> [I still think the killer was Flake]
23:07 <@Arson-> Is that your final vote, Shonik?
23:07 < Notflake> [not flake, you mean]
23:07 < Shonikado> do I have to push a button to confirm it
23:07 <@Arson-> No.
23:07 < Kojiro> What is this "button" you speak of?
23:07 <@Arson-> But you could miss out on one million dollars if you're wrong.
23:07 < Notflake> [a button probably would have helped.]
23:07 < TerminILL> You'd hate to be wrong, right?
23:07 < Notflake> [at least where shonikado is involved]
23:07 < FirePhone> I am not letting you push my shirt
23:08 < Shonikado> I do hate to be wrong, yes.
23:08 < Shonikado> Which is why I can't /not/ pick TI
23:08 < Shonikado> CONFIRMING VOTE FOR TI NOW
23:08 < Shonikado> o/
23:08 < Kojiro> Which is why you shouldn't change your vote, exactly.
23:08 <@Arson-> All right, that's ONE vote against TI.
23:08 < Kojiro> I vote for TI too, as Shonikado's leadership has spurred me on.
23:08 <@Arson-> Unless TI can manage to -
23:08 <@Arson-> TWO votes for TI!
23:08 <@Arson-> TI, can you deter their suspicions?
23:08 < TerminILL> it's gonna suck to be the first person lynched
23:08 < Shonikado> [say hi to Robert Nikado for me]
23:09 < Kojiro> Although I'll still listen to other arguments. You have to let the accused defend themselves.
23:09 <@Arson-> You can still save yourself, TI, if you can convince them to change their votes!
23:09 < Kojiro> So, guilty one, how are you going to lie to us today?
23:09 < TerminILL> FirePhone's been a jerk, yes, but he's kept himself to himself.
23:09 < TerminILL> Such seclusive behaviour must be that of the killer!
23:09 < Shonikado> Haven't you been doing the same thing?
23:09 < TerminILL> What, being a jerk, or seclusive?
23:09 < TerminILL> I was AFK!
23:09 < Shonikado> NOT AN EXCUSE
23:09 < FirePhone> myself to myself?
23:10 < TerminILL> yes yourself to yourself
23:10 < TerminILL> don't surround yourself with yourself
23:10 < Shonikado> ...
23:10 < TerminILL> move back two squares
23:10 < Shonikado> what
23:10 < Kojiro> FirePhone cannot be it as that would be too obvious. If we continue expecting him then he'll be the next person to die just to prove us wrong.
23:10 < FirePhone> hahahahahaha
23:10 <@Arson-> [For future reference: Do NOT go AFK without telling everyone beforehand during a game of werewolf.]
23:10 < Kojiro> That's how these narratives always go.
23:10 < Notflake> [duly noted]
23:10 < Shonikado> Kojiro, this isn't a narrative
23:10 < Shonikado> this is the /real world/
23:10 < Kojiro> Unless you're parodying mysteries, but we aren't.
23:10 < Notflake> [if I spelled that wrong firephone is gonna smack me with a grammar book]
23:11 < Shonikado> [duly noted is right]
23:11 < Kojiro> Shonikado: Exactly. And would the real world make less sense than a mystery book? I think not.
23:11 < Notflake> [okay just making sure]
23:11 < Kojiro> Therefore, Firephone is not the killer.
23:11 < FirePhone> ...
23:11 < TerminILL> I thought that would make more sense than a mystery book, though.
23:11 < Shonikado> But mystery books do those sorts of things with the intent of making things more interesting and unpredictable
23:11  * FirePhone smacks flake with a grammar book
23:11 < Kojiro> That's what I just said.
23:11 < Shonikado> in reality, things aren't done for good narrative. They just happen
23:11  * FirePhone Spelling is not grammar
23:11 < Shonikado> there's no definitive /rules/ that say someone can or can't be a murderer
23:12 < Shonikado> again I don't disagree with your conclusion
23:12 < Shonikado> just the path you're taking
23:12 < Notflake> [THEN WHY ARE YOU SMACKING ME WITH A GRAMMAR BOOK]
23:12 < Notflake> [HMM?????]
23:12 < Shonikado> [oh ho hooooowned]
23:12 < TerminILL> Anyway, I'm pretty sure it's FirePhone.
23:12 <@Arson-> [Is that a howl, Shonik?]
23:12 < Kojiro> FirePhone, are you going to take that?
23:13 < Shonikado> [I...guess?]
23:13 <@Arson-> [Lynch Shonik]
23:13 < Kojiro> [Oh no, we're all wrong; it's Shonik who's the wolf.]
23:13 < FirePhone> he's just a jerk
23:13 <@Arson-> [He's the wolf! He howls towards the moon!]
23:13 < Notflake> [Wolfkado]
23:13 < Shonikado> [two games, one outside and one inside brackets]
23:13 < FirePhone> I'm voting for him because he voted for me
23:13 <@Arson-> [Werewolf Turbo.]
23:13 < Notflake> [fuck, it's like chrono cross. in this reality I'm not dead]
23:13 < Shonikado> looks like we've got a majority vote against TI, then
23:14 < Notflake> [now I'm gonna have to fight the time devourer fffffff]
23:14 <@Arson-> So, three votes against TI and one against FirePhone?
23:14 < TerminILL> maaaaaaan
23:14 <@Arson-> So you're all gonna lynch TI?!
23:14 < Shonikado> [Notflake: Is that the final boss]
23:14 < Notflake> [yes]
23:14 < Kojiro> [*suddenly, TI turns into a wolf and mauls us all*]
23:14 < Shonikado> I am if nobody else will
23:14 < Shonikado> I'm man enough to wield this here pitchfork and tie a noose
23:14 < TerminILL> don't do it Shonik
23:14 < Notflake> [think lavos but replace the world with all of spacetime.]
23:14  * Kojiro Yes, we are lynching him. With silver and crosses and garlic and I think I'm getting this mixed up. Someone just get the shotgun.
23:14 < TerminILL> haven't I always been your friend
23:14 < Shonikado> Yes
23:14 < Shonikado> and that's why I have to do this
23:14 < Shonikado> for our sake
23:14 <@Arson-> All right then!
23:14 < Shonikado> TRUE FRIENDSHIP IS INCOMPRHENSIBLE
23:15 < FirePhone> I have no friends
23:15 < TerminILL> CAN'T I JUST FUCK MY WIFE ONE LAST TIME
23:15 < FirePhone> just jerks
23:15 < FirePhone> ...
23:15 < Kojiro> FirePhone: And your not having friends is what saved you.
23:15 < FirePhone> what wife
23:15 <@Arson-> Throughout the rest of the evening, you all spend your time attempting to purify the accused werewolf- a baptism of fire!
23:15 < Shonikado> TI's wife is dead
23:15 < Kojiro> The moral of this story is, friends will get you killed.
23:15 < Shonikado> he killed her, remember? That's how this whole thing started
23:15 < TerminILL> FirePhone: EXACTLY ;-;
23:15 < Shonikado> poor notflake
23:15  * Notflake [was TI's wife]
23:15 < TerminILL> [ouch]
23:16 < Shonikado> wait we're doing this with FIRE?
23:16 < Shonikado> Hot damn
23:16  * FirePhone is suddenly useful
23:16 <@Arson-> TI is tied to a stake in the ground, surrounded by dry wood and oil, and then set ablaze to cure his affliction in an act of mercy.
23:16 < Notflake> [was that pun intentional]
23:16 < TerminILL> ow
23:16 < Shonikado> [half intentional, I will say]
23:17 < Shonikado> [hey Arson do we have music players in this]
23:17  * TerminILL burns! It hurts.
23:17 < Shonikado> [I'd like to play some Porcupine Tree for TI's funeral]
23:17 <@Arson-> That night, the villagers sleep soundly, anticipating a new day, eager to find every face smiling and accounted for...
23:17 < Shonikado> :)
23:17  * Shonikado sleeps.
23:17  * FirePhone hunts
23:17  * Shonikado And will eventually put his head down I imagine
23:18 < Notflake> [cue yakety sax as the werewolf goes on a rampage]
23:18  * FirePhone I MEAN SLEEPS
23:18 <@Arson-> ... The next day, no one has perished! All are accounted for- the werewolf has been vanquished!
23:18  * TerminILL burns. Or likely, smoulders a little.
23:18 < Shonikado> FUCK YEAH
23:18  * TerminILL YOU ARE WINNERS
23:18 <@Arson-> Villagers win.
23:18 <@Arson-> TI was the wolf, Kojiro was the Seer.
23:18 < Shonikado> TRIUMPH'D
23:18 < Shonikado> Kojiro who did you See
23:18 < Notflake> man that's like
23:18 < Notflake> not even fair
23:18 < Shonikado> it was Firebird wasn't it
23:18 < Notflake> kojiro is a logic king
23:19 < TerminILL> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09s-c2JVI40
23:19 <@Arson-> Kojiro guessed right the first time around.
23:19 < Kojiro> TI. I picked him based on infallible logic:
23:19 < Kojiro> He accused me of being the wolf beforehand. That jerk.
23:19 < Shonikado> hah
23:19 < FirePhone> hah
23:19 < Shonikado> anyway so
23:19 < Shonikado> is there going to be an NPC death the first round next time
23:19 < Shonikado> 'cause I think that'd probably work a leetle better
23:19 <@Arson-> Would anyone be interested in a new game?
23:19 < Shonikado> (can the next round be now)
23:19 < Notflake> absolutely as long as I don't FUCKING DIE FIRST ROUND again
23:19 < TerminILL> I rolled a d4, Flake.
23:20 <@Arson-> As the mod, I will be the first to die.
23:20 < Notflake> awesome
23:20 < Shonikado> what a noble sacrifice
23:20 < FirePhone> cool
23:20 < FirePhone> lets gogogo
23:20 < Shonikado> so he's like, the spirit guide governing the world
23:20 <@Arson-> In future games, if someone else would like to be the mod, that's fine.
23:20 <@Arson-> But for now, I'm keeping my position.
23:20 < Notflake> ok
23:20 < Shonikado> you tyrant
23:21 < Kojiro> Actually, that wasn't entirely it; I ruled out Flake and Shonikado, for various not-entirely logical reasons, and obviously I wasn't the wolf. Then I /almost/ tried to check out FirePhone but instead switched to TI.
23:21 <@Arson-> First
23:21 <@Arson-> I'm going to check if anyone else wants to join.
23:21 < Shonikado> I was worried I'd be ruled out for my statement near the start of the game
23:21 < Shonikado> 'cause I was like
23:21 < Notflake> you ruled out me because I'm a fag and shonikado because... he's shonikado
23:21 < Shonikado> "you know I'd be a bad werewolf"
23:21 < Shonikado>   "Rolls have been given out"
23:21 < Shonikado> "oh"
23:21 < Shonikado> ROLES
23:21 < Shonikado> roles.
23:21 < Shonikado> blgh
23:22 < Notflake> also official werewolf game theme song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLJLyneZGKc
23:23 < Kojiro> Notflake: Actually, I decided that, since it seemed like Arson /might/ have been picking people by hand instead of using dice, I used yours and Shonik's statements to eliminate you; I don't know /if/ he used dice or not, though. Then, again, TI's random joke accusation is what put him over Firebird for me, plus just the feeling that he was it.
23:23 < Kojiro> And I was right, because I /am/ a seer.
23:23 <@Arson-> I did not use dice.
23:23 <@Arson-> I picked by hand.
23:23 < Shonikado> Notflake: Perfect
23:23 < Kojiro> Okay then, my hunch was right.
23:23 < Notflake> told you kojiro is the fucking king of logic
23:23 <@Arson-> I'll try to find music for this game.
23:23 < Kojiro> That I wound up as the seer lent to that suspicion, really.
23:24 < Notflake> placeholder is guile theme
23:24 < Shonikado> honestly Kojiro didn't do TOO much convincing for me but that's just mindset for this game coming into play
23:24 < Kojiro> It wasn't /perfect/, but it did lead me to the right conclusion. So, yeah. I knew it was TI from the start and tried to guide it there without it looking like "he knows who it is".
23:24 < Shonikado> TI: I swear to god there's a piece of Guile's theme that reminds me of VVVVVV
23:24 < FirePhone> fullmoon by sonata arctica
23:24 < TerminILL> Shonik: I have no idea
23:24 < TerminILL> it mostly reminds me of SNES music
23:24 < Kojiro> Also I felt like screwing around a bit.
23:25 < Shonikado> OKAY SERIOUSLY THOUGH
23:25 < Shonikado> where does the game take place
23:25 < Shonikado> like, in a village square
23:25 < Shonikado> are we villagers
23:25 < Shonikado> I meany
23:25 < Shonikado> yes we are but
23:25 < Shonikado> I
23:25 < Kojiro> So, yeah. Pretty much all that nonsense was mad seerage.
23:25 < Notflake> see rage
23:26 < FirePhone> okay let's get this party started
23:26 < Notflake> yes pls
23:26 < Kojiro> Be right back, actually. Getting ice cream.
23:26 < Notflake> fff
23:26 < Notflake> ok
23:26 < FirePhone> ...
23:26 < Notflake> in that case
23:26 < Notflake> getting dr peppah
23:26 <@Arson-> While Kojiro's away, I'll keep looking for music.
23:26  * FirePhone hungry
23:26 < Shonikado> gonna get some stuff
23:26 < Notflake> Arson-: in all seriousness gloaming wildwoods
23:26 < FirePhone> Arson: fullmoon by sonata arctica
23:26 < TerminILL> why am I looking back through the comic gallery
23:27 < FirePhone> why aren't I looking back through the comic gallery
23:28 < Notflake> TerminILL: because sprite saga
23:28 <@Arson-> Here's this game's track.
23:28 < Shonikado> oh god Firebird is this supposed to have lyrics
23:28 <@Arson-> http://endlessvideo.com/watch?v=CLXhNwKVw1o
23:28 < Notflake> also ELETROFI
23:28 < TerminILL> I'm not actually looking at most of the comics
23:28 < Shonikado> ohay rezdant evul
23:28 < TerminILL> although I did peer into a couple of my old ones
23:28 *** Arson- changed the topic of #Werewolf to: http://endlessvideo.com/watch?v=CLXhNwKVw1o
23:28 < TerminILL> eugh
23:28 < TerminILL> http://forums.drshnaps.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=6581
23:29 < FirePhone> shonik: what
23:29 < TerminILL> "Is there an actual comic in this topic somewhere?"
23:29 < TerminILL> 'Yes, but you need beer googles to view them.'
23:29 < Shonikado> "EDIT: thanx to Shonik for fixing the title."
23:29 < Shonikado> TI: You're welcome
23:29 <@Arson-> Also...
23:29 <@Arson-> FirePhone, Kojiro, Notflake, Shonikado, TerminILL: http://endlessvideo.com/watch?v=CLXhNwKVw1o
23:29 <@Arson-> Just to make sure everyone's got it.
23:29 < TerminILL> Shonik: ah, to be young, naive, and petty again
23:29 < Notflake> ya
23:29 < Kojiro> Back.
23:29 < FirePhone> cannot do on phone
23:30 <@Arson-> It's the second floor theme from the first Resident Evil, FirePhone.
23:30 < Notflake> I may be lying though and still be playing guile theme tho
23:30 < Notflake> maybe
23:30 < FirePhone> i settle for nonstop touhou
23:30 < Notflake> let that lying not be taken into account for the game tho
23:30 < FirePhone> never played RE1
23:30 <@Arson-> FirePhone: You poor child.
23:30 < Shonikado> tho tho tho
23:30 <@Arson-> Anyway...
23:31 <@Arson-> If everyone's here...
23:31 <@Arson-> We can begin the new game.
23:31 < FirePhone> I don't really care too much for linear shooters
23:31 < Shonikado> I liked RE4
23:31 < FirePhone> terminill
23:31 <@Arson-> I shall now decide on a single wolf, and a single seer.
23:31 < TerminILL> FirePhone
23:31 < FirePhone> get yo butt in here dawg
23:31 < FirePhone> hi
23:31 < TerminILL> I am always here
23:31 < Notflake> are you calling him a wolf
23:32 < Notflake> is that an accusation
23:32 < TerminILL> I am a wolf pack
23:32 < TerminILL> of one
23:32 < FirePhone> yes jt is
23:32 < Shonikado> here I am
23:32 < TerminILL> and I can't even remember what I'm quoting, it was a stupid movie that is all I remember
23:32 < Kojiro> He was the wolf last time. He (probably) can't be it again.
23:32  * FirePhone rocks shonik
23:32 < Shonikado> hurricane and furry mane sound similar if you think about it
23:32 < Shonikado> Kojiro: That's what they /want/ you to think
23:32 < Notflake> sonud logic is ound
23:32 < Notflake> god what are you
23:32 < Notflake> keyboard
23:32 < Notflake> why
23:33 < Shonikado> what happened
23:33 < Notflake> I just fucked up the same word twice in two different ways
23:33 < Notflake> in the same sentence.
23:33 < FirePhone> flake: microsoft?
23:33 < TerminILL> lol microsoft keyboards
23:33 < Notflake> more like
23:33 < Notflake> laptop
23:33 < Notflake> tiny fucking keys
23:33  * TerminILL only uses generic nobrand keyboards
23:33 < Shonikado> the keyboard for the XP is so terrible
23:33 < Shonikado> they are like
23:33  * TerminILL for great justice
23:33 < Shonikado> giant evil keys
23:33  * FirePhone is guilty of having a microsoft keyboard
23:33 < Shonikado> the mac keys are so nice and small it's like typing on a flat surface
23:33 < TerminILL> I liked my old one better
23:33  * FirePhone it is delicious
23:33 < TerminILL> mac keys are funky
23:33 < TerminILL> thye're like laptop keys but worse
23:34 < Notflake> mac keys make my fingernails hurt
23:34  * FirePhone it has buttons for everything
23:34 < Notflake> DON'T ASK ME TO EXPLAIN WHY they just do
23:34 < TerminILL> The Black Haired Boy says, " You don't seem to understand... You /are/ worth it, Tohno. "
23:34 < TerminILL> I forgot I had that tab open
23:34 < Shonikado> TI: welp
23:34 < Shonikado> I will admit I don't remember much about that night
23:34 < Shonikado> aside from screaming and running around at the end
23:34 < Notflake> too drunk?
23:34 < FirePhone> pff
23:34 < TerminILL> Shonik: that is probably for the best
23:34 <@Arson-> We're ready to start!
23:35 < Notflake> is this the part where we put head down :X
23:35 < FirePhone> he didn't really scream and run around
23:35 < TerminILL> but don't worry, no matter how crazy you got your partner still wins the fruitcake award
23:35  * Shonikado readies the garbage can
23:35 < Shonikado> TI: I still don't know if it's a girl or a boy
23:35 < TerminILL> The Gray Haired Boy says, " I am worth no more than anyone else, but I am worth less as well because I am damaged and my expiry date is coming up very soon. "
23:35 < TerminILL> The Gray Haired Boy wants to be touched, desperately, but doesn't know how to ask. 
23:35 < FirePhone> Okay, let's go
23:35 < Shonikado> expiry pffff
23:36 < Kojiro> "expiry date"
23:36 < Shonikado> ... do worthless and "worth less" mean the same thing?
23:36 < Notflake> no
23:36 < TerminILL> nope
23:36 < Shonikado> then why are
23:36 < Notflake> worthless means without worth
23:36 < Shonikado> why are they so similar
23:36 < Shonikado> this is ridiculous
23:36 < Notflake> worth less means valued less
23:36  * FirePhone smacks that guy with a grammar book
23:36 < Kojiro> "Worthless" is "without worth". "Worth less" is literally that, worth less than something else.
23:37 < Shonikado> how can a space change SO MUCH oAo
23:37 <@Arson-> In the dead of night, all the villagers sleep soundly in their beds, recovering from a long day of work- plowing fields, tending to cattle, and so forth. All sleep soundly, entirely unaware of what evils lurk the streets at night... A beast has arrived to claim the life of a villager; to hunt, kill, and /feed./
23:37 < Shonikado> [o hello]
23:37 < Notflake> [because english is full of fuck]
23:37 < TerminILL> [The Black Haired Boy says, " To hell with the math, and to hell with your parents! No parent should harm their child and math is not made for describing people! "]
23:37 < TerminILL> [The Black Haired Boy says, " Math is for numbers, and people are living, breathing things with feelings and hopes and desires! No equation can tell you how much you're worth! "]
23:37 < Shonikado> [I was having an Angus moment]
23:37 < TerminILL> [(Watcher) <Theblkguy> these dudes r to complicated in there talks]
23:37 < TerminILL> [(Watcher) <Theblkguy> there trying to solve lifes problems ]
23:38  * FirePhone lacking something can be written as "less <the item>"
23:38 <@Arson-> Only the poor victim knows the wolf's true identity... From the afterlife, he watches sadly over his counterparts from the heavens, hoping that they have the wisdom needed to seek out and destroy his murderer!
23:38  * FirePhone So. less worth > worthless
23:38 < Kojiro> [I like how, when it got too stupid, I just wandered off and wound a girl writing everyone's names in the Death Note.]
23:38  * Notflake doesn't the wolf know his own victim too
23:38  * Notflake o-o
23:38 < Shonikado> [Kojiro: What a scene to walk into]
23:38 < TerminILL> [(Watcher) <Theblkguy> gray is gay]
23:38 < TerminILL> [(Watcher) <Theblkguy> and black is deep lol]
23:38 < Kojiro> [*found]
23:39 *** FirePhone is now known as Momiji
23:39 < Shonikado> [Firebird what are you doing]
23:39 < TerminILL> [I FLUNKED MATH]
23:39 < Kojiro> [That's the wolf, right there.]
23:39 < TerminILL> [still the greatest moment ever]
23:39 < Notflake> [case closed]
23:39  * Momiji :D
23:40  * Momiji Yeah, the math was great
23:40 < Shonikado> [god that was such a hard line to say]
23:40  * Momiji Great move there shonik
23:40 < Shonikado> [do you realize how demoralizing it is to play a character who /sucks/ at math]
23:40 <@Arson-> By the dim light of dawn, the villagers find poor Arson's body- only identifiable by his clothing- lying in the street, head split open by the nasal cavities, cracked open and violently wrenched apart in a messy and nauseating display. What's left of his limbs have been gnawed to stumps.
23:40 < TerminILL> [and then the whole thing DERAILS INTO AIDS CONSPIRACY]
23:40 < Shonikado> [TI: The best way to end a story]
23:40 < TerminILL> Ouch.
23:40 < TerminILL> [Shonik: that isn't even the end]
23:41 < Notflake> jegus
23:41 <@Arson-> Arson, having been a benevolent and beloved member of the community, is well-missed...
23:41 < Notflake> That is quite messy
23:41 < Momiji> eep!
23:41 <@Arson-> The villagers seek vengeance!
23:41 < Shonikado> [wait we all have unique clothing? Fuck yes]
23:41 < Notflake> And nauseating.
23:41  * Momiji looks away
23:41 <@Arson-> [You may begin your lynching.]
23:42 <@Arson-> [Well, wait]
23:42 <@Arson-> [Not yet, gimme a moment]
23:42 < Notflake> [herp]
23:42 < Shonikado> [I have moments to spare]
23:42 < Momiji> w-what could have done this?
23:42 < TerminILL> [and then after AIDS conspiracy discussion is over, gray gets death noted]
23:42 < TerminILL> A MONSTER
23:42 < Shonikado> [in fact I am going to use ten of my moment-seconds real quick]
23:42 < Notflake> well we knew that part
23:42 < Momiji> YIPE!
23:42  * Momiji is startled by the shout
23:42 < TerminILL> [(Watcher) <RolandKJones> His illness got him sooner than any of us could have known.]
23:43 < Shonikado> [chocolate acquired]
23:43  * Momiji jumps
23:43 < TerminILL> [Kojiro is this round's winner]
23:43 < Shonikado> [TI: Hah]
23:43 < Kojiro> Hmm...
23:43  * Momiji Kojiro wins everything
23:43 <@Arson-> [All right]
23:43 <@Arson-> [You can now begin lynching.]
23:44 < TerminILL> But not just any monster, I am sure!
23:44 < TerminILL> A monster
23:44 < TerminILL> who walks
23:44 < TerminILL> among us
23:44 < Momiji> ...
23:44  * Momiji shudders
23:44 < Notflake> probably.
23:44 < Shonikado> Among the five of us? That's not a lot to hide in
23:44 < Notflake> May or may not be a werewolf
23:44 < Shonikado> what about werewolves
23:44 < Shonikado> [do we know about werewolves]
23:44 < Shonikado> [I swear I asked this earlier]
23:44 < Notflake> [why do you think I said may or may not]
23:45 <@Arson-> Clearly, the wounds inflicted upon the body demonstrate inhuman strength.
23:45  * Momiji fetals
23:45 <@Arson-> As well as inhuman appetites.
23:45  * Kojiro picks Momiji up by her tail.
23:45 < Shonikado> [wait WHAT IS MOMIJI]
23:45  * Notflake it has a tail?
23:45 < Shonikado> [SO CONFUSE]
23:45 < Notflake> [^]
23:45 < Momiji> unyu~
23:46  * Momiji Touhou
23:46 < TerminILL> [stop that at once]
23:46 < Notflake> [firebird you are an ENORMOUS HOMOSEXUAL]
23:46 < Kojiro> [ http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Momiji_Inubashiri ]
23:46  * Momiji Wolf tengu
23:46 < Notflake> [and now back to our regularly scheduled game]
23:46 <@Arson-> I'm not seeing any accusations here.
23:46 < Shonikado> [WHAT IS GOING ONNNN]
23:46 <@Arson-> You're pissing off Arson's spirit.
23:46 < TerminILL> Maybe it wassssssss
23:46 < Kojiro> Maybe it was this thing.
23:46 < Notflake> Hmm
23:46 < TerminILL> me? Perhaps!
23:46 < Shonikado> ... What IS that thing?
23:46 < TerminILL> Or maybe someone else!
23:46 < Kojiro> It looks like it's part wolf.
23:46 < Momiji> eeeeee!
23:46 < Shonikado> also I take my statement from before back
23:46 < Notflake> It could be.
23:46 < Shonikado> Arson's dead, only four people now
23:46  * Kojiro shakes Momiji, still holding her/it in the air by the tail.
23:46 < Shonikado> and... that.
23:47 < TerminILL> Maybe it's you, Shonik?
23:47  * Momiji swings around, still fetal
23:47 < TerminILL> Or Kojiro? You, perhaps?
23:47 < Kojiro> It is speaking some weird animal-language.
23:47 < TerminILL> Or is it even
23:47  * Momiji was only using the name and the female bit but OKAY
23:47 < Shonikado> ...
23:47  * TerminILL leans in close to Notflake
23:47 < Notflake> It's speaking?
23:47 < TerminILL> you?
23:47  * Shonikado YOUR FAULT NOT OURS
23:47 < Notflake> It's probably not me.
23:47 < Momiji> s-stop...
23:47 < Kojiro> Oh, also.
23:47 < TerminILL> Probably! But it is possible!
23:47 < Notflake> oh now it's speaking.
23:48 < Shonikado> [wait how big is it]
23:48  * Kojiro throws Momiji at TerminILL.
23:48 < Momiji> it hurts...
23:48 < Shonikado> [the momiji thing]
23:48 < TerminILL> Ack!
23:48 < Kojiro> No accusing me of being the murdererOh hey it can talk.
23:48 < Notflake> Why not
23:48  * TerminILL is Momiji'd
23:48 < TerminILL> I don't actually think he did it, mind.
23:48  * Momiji is at terminill velocity
23:48 < Notflake> [ffffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF]
23:48  * TerminILL will kill you for that someday
23:48 < Shonikado> [*achievement unlocked*]
23:49  * Kojiro Me for throwing it at you, or it for that terrible pun?
23:49  * Shonikado Probably the pun
23:49  * Shonikado SPEAKING OF KILLING
23:49 < TerminILL> [fun fact: we covered terminal velocity at school today and all I could think was that]
23:49 < Kojiro> [<TerminILL> Yes.]
23:49  * TerminILL Punner.
23:49  * Momiji scrambles off TI
23:50 < Kojiro> Well, I say it's her, or it, or whatever, until we get a better reason to think of someone else.
23:50 < Notflake> Hmm
23:50 < Shonikado> I'm fine with accepting it as a placeholder
23:50 < TerminILL> I beg to differ! I think it's Shonik!
23:50 < Notflake> And why's that
23:50 < Momiji> wh-why are you pushing blame on me?
23:50 < Shonikado> though considering it's for /lynching/, a bit of discussion would probably be welcomed first
23:50 < Shonikado> Because you're a TINY FOX THING I THINK?
23:50 < Shonikado> anyway
23:50 < Kojiro> A wolf, actually.
23:50 < Shonikado> really now
23:50 < Shonikado> anyway
23:50  * Momiji It's a wolf
23:51 < Kojiro> And this was obviously inflicted by something not unlike a werewolf.
23:51 < TerminILL> Eager to take a placeholder? Surely he accepts this only to remove blame from himself.
23:51 < Momiji> y-yeah
23:51 < Notflake> It would be very easy to blame the wolf-like thing, yes
23:51 < TerminILL> Once the blame is focused elsewhere, his dance of deception begins!
23:51 <@Arson-> Are you all deciding on Momiji?
23:51 < Notflake> I have not decided
23:51 < Momiji> I...
23:51 < Shonikado> if I recall correctly, you accused me before I even said that
23:52 < Shonikado> does that mean you've got some other evidence orrr
23:52 < Momiji> I don't want to kill one of us...
23:52 < TerminILL> Well yeah, I just think you're a pretty dodgy guy.
23:52 < Momiji> It couldn't have been any of us
23:52 <@Arson-> Exactly, Momjii, you want to kill /all/ of them, you little shit.
23:52 < Shonikado> [XD]
23:52 < Notflake> [hah]
23:52 < Shonikado> [I cannot stop laughing at that line it is just so beautiful and sudden]
23:52 < Kojiro> It's almost like Arson's still here with us.
23:52 < TerminILL> How could it not have been us? What would it be?
23:52 < Shonikado> well, he is, just dead
23:53 < TerminILL> Who will step forth and take the blame for this horrible misdeed?
23:53  * Arson- now has maggots beginning to infest his head wounds.
23:53 < Notflake> not the werewolf, clearly
23:53 < Notflake> ...
23:53 < Notflake> okay that's just fucking gross
23:53 < Kojiro> I nominate Shonikado for corpse duty.
23:53 < Momiji> ...
23:53 < Notflake> agreed
23:53 < Shonikado> what
23:53 < Shonikado> I am not touching it
23:53 < Momiji> what werewolf?
23:54 < Shonikado> if someone's going to deal with mmmaggots it should be a soldier
23:54 <@Arson-> The villagers are out for BLOOD!
23:54 <@Arson-> THAT FUCKING BEAST FROM HELL!
23:54 < Shonikado> and the closest thing we've got to that is you, Kojiro
23:54 <@Arson-> JUSTICE MUST BE SERVED!
23:54 < Shonikado> you bury it
23:54  * Momiji 's stomach growls
23:54 < Momiji> .......
23:54 <@Arson-> It could make off with YOU tonight!
23:54 < Notflake> [fun fact I have been thinking about TF2 this ENTIRE TIME]
23:54 <@Arson-> Or your children!
23:54 < Notflake> [specifically meet the spy]
23:54 < Momiji> I didn't have dinner...
23:54 < Shonikado> [pfft]
23:54 <@Arson-> Do you really want that for yourselves...?
23:54 < TerminILL> Maybe that was because you were out for blood, eh?
23:54 < Shonikado> [now I'm thinking of Arson singing the mob song from Beauty and the Beast]
23:55  * Momiji can't have children
23:55 <@Arson-> Some satanic beast making off with your kin to sacrifice to some pagan devil?!
23:55  * Momiji is in lesbians with Aya
23:55  * Momiji ayayayayayaya
23:55 < Notflake> [he probably is singing it right now]
23:55 < Notflake> [irl]
23:55 < Shonikado> [pfff]
23:55  * Kojiro That is not canon and also Aya is ZUN's whore.
23:55 < Notflake> [I'm not even kidding]
23:55  * Kojiro Do not try to deceive me.
23:55  * Kojiro I know /everything/.
23:55  * Kojiro Except not.
23:56 <@Arson-> Needless to say, you are all pissed.
23:56  * Momiji Aya is /my/ whore
23:56  * TerminILL you and your toohoos
23:56 <@Arson-> Rationality may not be a factor here.
23:56 < Kojiro> Needless to say, I am pissed.
23:56 < Shonikado> I am /exceedingly/ pissed at the moment!
23:56 < Notflake> I am pissed yes
23:56 < Shonikado> I mean really if you were told to move a dead body you'd be pissed too
23:56 <@Arson-> If it's needless to say, then don't say it you dopes.
23:56 < TerminILL> I am pretty pissed too! Although more in the alcoholic sense
23:56 < Momiji> I just... don't want to die...
23:56 < Notflake> if for no other reason than that maggots are now infesting the corpse
23:57 < TerminILL> I am pissed in the angry sense as well, but less so.
23:57 < Shonikado> are maggots even NATIVE to where we live
23:57 < Notflake> flies are everywhere.
23:57 < Shonikado> that's a yes, then
23:57 <@Arson-> You guys suck at this game.
23:57 < Notflake> unless we're in antarctica?
23:57 < Shonikado> [on the contrary, I feel like we're amazing]
23:57 < Notflake> [^]
23:57 < TerminILL> There's no traffic in Antarctica.
23:57 < Momiji> I...
23:57 < Kojiro> We have fields, we can't be in Antarctica.
23:57 < Notflake> true.
23:57 < Momiji> I need some food...
23:58 <@Arson-> If you don't lynch someone soon, I'm cutting to night and one of you will be dead.
23:58 < Shonikado> eat the maggots
23:58 < Notflake> then there are definitely flies here
23:58 < Shonikado> we don't need them
23:58  * Momiji gets a salad
23:58 < Shonikado> WHERE DID YOU GET THAT SALAD
23:58 < Notflake> I feel the overwhelming sudden need to lynch someone
23:58 < Kojiro> Anyway, Shonikado, I nominate you as the killer because you tried to make me clean up a maggoty corpse. That's one vote.
23:58 < TerminILL> Are we going to do something about this horrible injustice which has occurred just here in our very village?
23:58 < Kojiro> Also he keeps trying to distract us from said maggoty corpse, and its being made into a corpse.
23:58 < TerminILL> Shonikado certainly seems shifty. But who doesn't?
23:58 < Notflake> Hmm
23:59 < Momiji> I vote for Kojiro for throwing me!
23:59 < TerminILL> Honestly, I don't want to think about the maggoty corpse either.
23:59 < Kojiro> Also if I accuse the wolf girl then I'll be accused of sexism and/or racism.
23:59  * Momiji pouts
23:59 <@Arson-> One vote for Shonik, one for Kojiro.
23:59  * Momiji this is a cute pout
23:59 < Kojiro> Okay, well, we know she's a bitch, at least.
23:59 < Kojiro> Anyway, let's kill Shonik.
23:59 < Shonikado> If you're going to be that way AND not clean up the corpse yourself
23:59 < Shonikado> I say we lynch /you/, Kojiro
--- Day changed Tue Jun 21 2011
00:00 <@Arson-> Two votes Kojiro, one vote Shonik.
00:00 < TerminILL> Perhaps it is Kojiro? His cold, cruel persona and wit are certainly that of a killer.
00:00 < TerminILL> But is he the killer we're looking for?
00:00 < Shonikado> ... What, there's multiple?
00:00 <@Arson-> [But is it that of a wild, untamed beast?]
00:00 < Shonikado> oh come on if a /third/ of this village is murders that's ridiculous
00:00 < Momiji> ...
00:00 < TerminILL> Do you doubt Kojiro is a murderer, Shonik?
00:00 < Kojiro> If I'm a cold, cruel murderer, I wouldn't leave something like that.
00:00  * Kojiro poitns to Arson's mutilated, maggot-eaten body.
00:00 < Kojiro> [*points]
00:00 < Notflake> that's not cold and cruel?
00:00 < Shonikado> I only doubt him being a /different/ murderer
00:01 < Notflake> :|
00:01 < Kojiro> My defense is that, if I wanted to kill him, I would have done it from a long distance, and far from here.
00:01 < Momiji> m-maybe you did it to make us thin out the opposition?
00:01 < TerminILL> Could it be the wolf-girl? Certainly her racial attributes attract suspicion. But could something that innocent defile something in this way?
00:01 < Kojiro> Yes.
00:01 < Kojiro> Animals are innocent, and they do terrible things all the time.
00:01 < Kojiro> Also, babies and children. They're innocent, and they're right bastards.
00:02  * Momiji Shonik are you logging this?
00:02 < TerminILL> Could it be Notflake? He's said very little regarding his suspicions. Perhaps he is too busy dealing with his sense of guilt?
00:02 < Shonikado> [I have no choice in logging, I autolog]
00:02 < Notflake> I am trying to make sure we don't have any more needless deaths
00:02  * Momiji Please upload the log sometime for me
00:02 < Shonikado> Hey notflake, what was that you said about were*wolves* earlier
00:02 < Notflake> this should be very carefully considerd
00:02 < Notflake> considered* even
00:02  * Momiji This is great comedy
00:03 < Notflake> why did you put stress on the wolves part
00:03 < TerminILL> Could it be me? It's a wonder someone in my state of mind hasn't been supected yet - hell, I'd suspect me!
00:03 < Momiji> ...
00:03 < Notflake> I suspect everyone. doesn't mean I'm ready to condemn them though
00:03 < Shonikado> what, have you really not noticed the little animal thing
00:03 < TerminILL> I've been off my face and ranting like a nutter the whole time!
00:03 < Notflake> yes what does that have to do with me?
00:03 < Shonikado> I'm just saying
00:03 < Shonikado> you mentioned werewolves
00:03 < Shonikado> and there's a wolf-thing here
00:04 < Shonikado> and I'm thinking
00:04 < Shonikado> you know
00:04 < Shonikado> what if
00:04  * Momiji salads
00:04 < Momiji> t:
00:04 < Shonikado> SERIOUSLY WHERE DID YOU GET THE FUCKING SALAD
00:04 < Notflake> what.
00:04 < Notflake> I don't
00:04 < Notflake> ...
00:04 < TerminILL> [<Shonik> BURN THE WITCH]
00:04 <@Arson-> Still two votes Kojiro and one vote Shonik.
00:04 < Shonikado> I'm saying, if you were totally serious about it being a werewolf attack
00:04 <@Arson-> We have three votes to go.
00:04 < Shonikado> and there's this weird wolf thing here
00:04 < Shonikado> then maybe
00:04 < Shonikado> it was it
00:04 <@Arson-> Two, make that.
00:05  * Kojiro Shonikado was one of the guys who voted for me actually.
00:05 < TerminILL> I personally will accuse myself of the murder, for no-one is quite as suspicious as I! Who knows what twisted things go on inside my mind?
00:05 <@Arson-> TI and Notflake still have votes to cast
00:05 < Notflake> well
00:05  * Kojiro /me Oh.
00:05 < Shonikado> [did TI seriously just]
00:05 < Shonikado> [pfff]
00:05  * Kojiro What are the votes at now then?
00:05 < Momiji> ...
00:06  * Momiji stares at TI
00:06 < Notflake> My vote goes to the wolf thing because other than to kojiro it really hasn't made any other accusations
00:06 <@Arson-> Well, if TI really voted for himself, two Kojiro, one Shonik, one TI.
00:06 < Momiji> t:
00:06 < Kojiro> I also vote for the wold thing, then.
00:06 < Kojiro> Instead of Shonikado.
00:06  * TerminILL is dead serious. Well, as serious as he can be. He is also likely inebriated to borderline liver failure.
00:06 <@Arson-> And now one Momiji.
00:06 < Kojiro> [*wolf]
00:06 < Shonikado> I change my vote to the wolf now that Kojiro's changed his
00:06 < Momiji> I d-don't think any of us could have done it!
00:06  * Arson- hm, votes changed.
00:07 < TerminILL> Contrariwise, I think all of us are prime suspects!
00:07 < Shonikado> [that's one Kojiro, three Momiji, one TI]
00:07 < Notflake> You did vote for kojiro though
00:07  * Arson- That's three for Momiji, one for TI, one Kojiro, yes.
00:07 < Momiji> He threw me!
00:07 < Momiji> I was angry!
00:07 < Shonikado> WERE YOU ANGRY WHEN YOU KILLED ARSON
00:07 < Momiji> it hurt...
00:07 < Notflake> Angry enough-
00:07  * Arson- is that a confession, Momiji?!
00:07 < Shonikado> seriously though that salad
00:07 < TerminILL> [incidentally I am ignoring the Official Soundtrack and listening to LCD Soundsystem]
00:07 < Notflake> took the words from my mouth
00:07 < TerminILL> [this is of no importance]
00:08 < Notflake> [I have been ignoring it forever]
00:08 < Notflake> [because guile theme]
00:08 < Momiji> ...wait
00:08 < Shonikado> [TI: I'm forgoing the OST for the mob song but I feel like I'm still totally okay]
00:08 < Momiji> WAIT
00:08  * Arson- can Momiji defend himself?
00:08  * Arson- or herself?
00:08  * Arson- itself?
00:08 < Momiji> How did he pick me up?
00:08  * Shonikado Wolfself.
00:08 < Kojiro> By your tail.
00:08 < Shonikado> ... well you're tiny, I think.
00:08 < Shonikado> I assumed you were tiny.
00:08 < Momiji> let alone /throw/ me
00:08 < Shonikado> maybe you're light
00:08  * Momiji is human size
00:08  * Arson- because if Momiji can't manage to convince anyone to change their votes... It's the stake for 'em.
00:08 < TerminILL> And I believed /I/ was the mad one!
00:08 < Notflake> hmm
00:09 < Shonikado> SERIOUSLY WHO HERE HAS THE SALAD FARM
00:09  * TerminILL uses copious exclamation points. And question marks.
00:09  * TerminILL At least they haven't moved into the multiples.
00:09 < Momiji> He has the strength to do...that!
00:09 < Shonikado> yes and you're a wolfthing
00:09 < Shonikado> look at your ears
00:09 < Notflake> and tail.
00:09 < TerminILL> Kojiro may be strong, but does that mean he is the killer?
00:09 < Kojiro> Actually it would take a lot more force to break a skull than to lift a person.
00:09 < Kojiro> I mean, some kids can lift their parents, provided that neither party is obese.
00:09 < Notflake> speaking from experience?
00:09 < Momiji> ...
00:10 < Kojiro> Those kids can't crack their parents' skulls, though.
00:10 < Momiji> but /throw/ them?
00:10  * Arson- is that another vote for Kojiro I hear, Notflake?
00:10 < TerminILL> The suspicion placed upon you is perfectly reasonable, my dear wolfy-thing, there's no denying that.
00:10  * Notflake I DON'T KNOW
00:10 < Kojiro> I am not a kid.
00:10 < Momiji>  /throw/?
00:10 < Kojiro> Therefore I can do more than one.
00:10 < Momiji> My name is Momiji
00:11  * Arson- at this point, Momiji is allowed one final statement to try and defend herself, at which point people have an opportunity to change their vote.
00:11 < Shonikado> can we just kill the wolf and get on with our lives
00:11 < Momiji> I... I...
00:11  * Momiji begins to cry
00:11 < Shonikado> [<Momiji> I FLUNKED MATH]
00:11 < Shonikado> [or crying]
00:11 < TerminILL> I certainly can't discourage you all. My own vote stands.
00:11 < Momiji> I liked Arson!
00:11 < Notflake> was he delicious?
00:11 < Shonikado> Liked what about him
00:11 < Shonikado> his personality o-
00:11 < Shonikado> -dammit
00:12 < Momiji> He was so nice, though I am like a wolf!
00:12 < Shonikado> although honestly notflake your line was better than mine
00:12 < Notflake> now we're even for a couple lines up
00:12 < Momiji> waaaaah!
00:12 < Shonikado> that we are
00:12  * Arson- all right
00:12 < Kojiro> Well, if it isn't her, we can kill take TI's vote for himself as an admission of guilt and kill him next.
00:13 < Shonikado> Sounds like a plan
00:13  * Arson- is anyone convinced enough to change their votes from Momiji to someone else?
00:13 < TerminILL> Sound logic indeed.
00:13 < Notflake> indeed
00:13  * Kojiro Nope.
00:13  * Momiji this idea is terrible
00:13  * Shonikado Neeeope.
00:13  * Notflake it probably is.
00:13 < Shonikado> [Note to self: Do not play as wolf girls in a game of werewolf]
00:13  * Arson- all right then, Momiji it is.
00:14  * Momiji IT WAS JUST A NAME AND A JOKE FOR KOJIRO TO CATCH BUT FINE TOO LATE
00:14  * Shonikado YOU BROUGHT THIS UPON YOURSELF
00:14  * TerminILL got lynched for being AFK last round. There is no fairness in this world.
00:15  * Momiji does not resist, as she is quite WEAK
00:15  * Kojiro You got lynched because I seer'd you out.
00:15  * Kojiro TI did, I mean.
00:15  * TerminILL Or did you?
00:15  * Kojiro Yep.
00:15  * Arson- the angry mob of villagers gather up their torches and pitchforks, ready for blood, and chase Momiji down- once captured, Momiji is tied to a fence post and stoned for hours until death.
00:15  * TerminILL mneheh, stoned.
00:15  * Notflake knowing arson that meant she had a hookah
00:15 < Shonikado> do we get to take a break halfway through
00:15  * Momiji there is no chase
00:16  * Arson- hookahs aren't used for pot.
00:16  * Momiji Five rocks and she's dead
00:16  * Notflake that's not what you told me ):
00:16  * Arson- they're used for flavored tobacco- in fact, marijuana ruins hookahs.
00:16  * Momiji She is FRAIL
00:16  * Shonikado STOP RUINING OUR FUN
00:16  * Arson- I've never done pot, but I wouldn't mind trying.
00:16  * Notflake agreed
00:16  * Arson- bongs are for pot, hookahs are for shisha.
00:16  * Momiji will NEVER LET YOU LIVE IT DOWN
00:16  * Arson- ANYWAY
00:16  * TerminILL "safer than alcohol" in the same way that unicycles are safer than cars
00:17  * Momiji is dead, game continues
00:17  * Kojiro The only way to travel is by jetpack.
00:17  * Arson- the villagers, tired and distraught, go to bed with heavy hearts early that night, hopeful that their choice was the right one...
00:17  * TerminILL sleeps
00:17  * Momiji was the only girl in town GOOD LUCK GETTING HEIRS
00:17  * Notflake does not hunt
00:17  * Notflake which would mean sleep
00:17  * Arson- would they awaken to a bright, new day, or to a red stain on their hands after the murder of an innocent...?
00:18  * Shonikado I DON'T EVEN LIKE GIRLS, MOMIJI
00:18  * Notflake TOO BAD I'M A FAGGOT HAHA- wait what
00:18  * TerminILL IS ANYONE IN THIS GODDAMN ROOM STRAIGHT
00:18  * Kojiro Yo.
00:18  * Notflake nope.avi
00:18  * Momiji is
00:18  * Kojiro You're a man pretending to be a wolf-woman.
00:18  * Notflake alternatively arson and I can turn this into the new g4y corner
00:19  * Momiji It is for a game, your logic is flawed
00:19  * TerminILL Moving right along.
00:19  * Shonikado When you put it that way Kojiro it sounds kind of scary
00:20  * Notflake thay silence by the way is the sound of the wolf brutally murdering someone again HOORAY GOOD JOB HEROES
00:20  * Notflake that*
00:20  * TerminILL I told you you should have lynched me.
00:21  * Momiji suspected nobody
00:21  * Notflake is indecisive and also can't spell so
00:21  * Arson- the light of day peaks up over the horizon, illuminating the crops, the houses...
00:21  * Arson- ... And the blood.
00:21  * Notflake see I read crops as corpse anyway
00:21  * Momiji nice
00:21  * TerminILL staggers out of his house with an awful hangover
00:21 < TerminILL> oyyy
00:21  * Notflake how do you know you're not dead
00:21  * Shonikado ZOMBIE ALERT
00:22  * TerminILL GOOD QUESTION
00:22  * Notflake could be a dead hangover
00:22  * Momiji BRILLIANT MOVE
00:22  * Shonikado Wasted in the afterlife
00:22  * Arson- another corpse is found beside the town well- poor Notflake is dead, in similar fashion to the last murder... Face split open, skull completely open to reveal the contents inside, dismembered and gnawed upon, guts spilling out into his lap.
00:22  * Notflake hooray
00:22 < TerminILL> oh fuck
00:22  * Arson- the villagers have lynched an innocent- and the wolf has struck again.
00:23 < TerminILL> Guys, we killed an innocent wolf-girl
00:23 < TerminILL> and there's a dead person here
00:23 < Notflake> [also I will probably fall asleep soon so]
00:23 < Kojiro> This wouldn't have happened if we listened to me.
00:23 < Shonikado> [good timing]
00:23  * TerminILL struggles not to vomit on the body
00:23 < TerminILL> Didn't we listen to you?
00:23 < Notflake> [pff you think it was timing]
00:23 < Kojiro> I said to kill Shonikado.
00:23 < Shonikado> I thought you said to kill the wolf girl
00:24 < TerminILL> Killing Shonik sounds like a fine course of action, really.
00:24 < Shonikado> wait before we even get too into this
00:24 < Shonikado> did we move Arson's body
00:24  * Notflake nope.avi
00:24 < Kojiro> I didn't, at least.
00:24 < Shonikado> ...fck
00:24  * Notflake of course not you're DEAD
00:24 < Shonikado> it's probably got MORE maggots
00:24  * Notflake you guys left a couple of dead fags in the field, you're terrible.
00:24  * Momiji didn't move it
00:25  * Arson- four little piggies left.
00:25 < Shonikado> at any rate, yesterday's decision was that if it wasn't the wolf, it was going to be TI, right
00:25  * Momiji And a lesbian wolfgirl OKAY MOVING ON
00:25  * Arson- well, three, at any rate...
00:25 < TerminILL> most of what I said yesterday was
00:25 < TerminILL> pretty drunken
00:25 < TerminILL> anything based on that is null
00:25 < Shonikado> well that'd explain /why/ you did it, doesn't it?
00:25 < TerminILL> did what
00:25  * Arson- Kojiro, Shonik, and TI are left to decide amongst themselves who the wolf is, and who to kill.
00:25 < Shonikado> killed Arson
00:25 < Shonikado> we talked about it yesterday, if it wasn't her it was you
00:26 < Shonikado> it was a her, right
00:26 < TerminILL> pretty sure it was a her
00:26 < Shonikado> right, her then
00:26 < TerminILL> anyway, what about /you/
00:26  * Momiji has boobs
00:26  * Shonikado I thought you were too young for that
00:26  * Momiji had?
00:26  * Arson- keep in mind- this is the last turn. If you fuck up and don't kill the wolf, it's one villager left alone against the beast... And there's no chance of survival then.
00:26  * Shonikado Have. Dead boobs.
00:26  * TerminILL MOVING RIGHT ALONG
00:27  * Notflake alternatively, implants
00:27 < Shonikado> why the hell would I kill Arson? I'm a farmer. I think.
00:27  * Notflake in which case they were never alive
00:27 < TerminILL> I think it was /you/ Shonik.
00:27 < Shonikado> And moreover I'm not an alcoholic one
00:27 < TerminILL> You don't even know what your profession is. You're clearly nuts.
00:27 < Shonikado> do you?
00:27 < Shonikado> What are you, a salad farmer?
00:27 < TerminILL> Yes.
00:27 < Kojiro> Hm.
00:27 < Shonikado> ...
00:27 < Shonikado> Okay, can we call a five minute timeout
00:27 < TerminILL> I farm the salad.
00:27 < Shonikado> I need to see the salad
00:27 < Shonikado> this has been bugging me since yesterday
00:28  * Momiji hahaha
00:28 < TerminILL> [Shonik stop listening to LSD]
00:28 < Shonikado> [YOU'RE WELCOME]
00:28 < Kojiro> So, we've got Shonikado, who accused me yesterday, but also accused other people randomly, and TI, who is so drunk that if we burn him he'll probably explode all over us.
00:28  * Momiji t:
00:28 < TerminILL> hey now I have
00:28 < Shonikado> I accuse you because you accused /me/!
00:28 < TerminILL> most of that out of my system
00:28 < TerminILL> Well that's hardly fair now
00:28 < Kojiro> Based on this, I go back to my original stance of murdering Shonikado.
00:28  * Momiji Great line there
00:28 < Shonikado> and now you're doing it again
00:29 < TerminILL> Kojiro accused you, /clearly/ he's the killer!
00:29 < Kojiro> And now you're probably going to accuse me again in response.
00:29 < Kojiro> Murderer.
00:29 < TerminILL> You may as well confess, Shonik.
00:29 < Shonikado> well fuck you, apparently you're an extra murderer anyway according to something someone said yesterday from god I don't even remember
00:29 < Shonikado> Kojiro, I vote to lynch /you/ again
00:29 < Shonikado> seriously though, salad farm
00:29 < Shonikado> need to fxcking see this
00:29 < TerminILL> Kojiro, let's lynch Shonik.
00:30 < Kojiro> I support this.
00:30 < Shonikado> WAIT
00:30 < Shonikado> QUICK QUESTION
00:30 < Shonikado> before any lynching
00:30 < Shonikado> well
00:30 < Shonikado> about the lynching.
00:30 < TerminILL> Make it quick.
00:30 < Kojiro> You cannot be lynched by salad.
00:30 < Shonikado> if I remove my vote for Kojiro can I suggest lynch me-
00:30 < Shonikado> -OH COME ON
00:30  * Momiji XD
00:30 < Shonikado> why can't that be the lynch method
00:30 < Shonikado> seriously everyone wins
00:30 < Kojiro> Because shut up.
00:30 < Shonikado> you get to kill an innocent and I get to see the salad
00:31 < TerminILL> I don't have any lethal salad though
00:31 < Shonikado> I'm sure you can suffocate with it
00:31 < TerminILL> [other fun phrases: lethal bacon]
00:31 < Kojiro> We'll bury you in the salad fields after you're dead.
00:31  * Arson- is that officially two votes for a majority against Shonik...?
00:31 < Shonikado> Fuck that I need to see it while I'm still alive
00:31  * Kojiro I think so.
00:31  * Shonikado That is, yes
00:31 < TerminILL> Let's bury him alive, then.
00:31 < Shonikado> I am okay with that
00:31 < Shonikado> as long as I get to see the damn salad plants
00:31  * Momiji Alternatively they chase him through the salad fields
00:31  * Arson- buried alive it is.
00:31 < Kojiro> But what if he digs himself out, with his wolf-strength?
00:31 < Shonikado> Okay how 'bout
00:31 < TerminILL> Then we shoot him.
00:31 < Shonikado> that
00:32 < Shonikado> that works.
00:32 < Shonikado> you know what
00:32 < Shonikado> I just realized I'm about to die
00:32 < Shonikado> can I start objecting now.
00:32 < TerminILL> No.
00:32 < Shonikado> fuck
00:32  * Arson- you can try to convince them, Shonik.
00:32 < Shonikado> okay look
00:32  * Arson- one last statement as to why you think it shouldn't be you.
00:32 < Shonikado> TI, you were drunk, you've made that clear
00:33 < Shonikado> honestly you did /sound/ drunk
00:33 < TerminILL> I was pretty out of it.
00:33 < Shonikado> so you're innocent, and you probably know that as well, unless you're still drunk
00:33 < Shonikado> so that leaves Kojiro and I
00:33 < TerminILL> I am pretty innocent. And pretty sure you did it.
00:33 < Shonikado> I know I'm innocent but that doesn't matter because you don't, so it brings us to things that we know about the two of us
00:33 < TerminILL> Get to your point.
00:34  * Arson- is Shonik about to play the bro card?
00:34 < Kojiro> What we know is that you supported killing TI when we saw the new body.
00:34 < Shonikado> and what we know about Kojiro is that, as stated yesterday, he's a pretty shady and possibly murderous type
00:34 < Shonikado> YOU were the one who said that we'd kill TI next if it wasn't the wolf girl!
00:34 < TerminILL> Yes, but as he stated, he wouldn't have done it this way.
00:34 < Kojiro> I said that yesterday.
00:34 < Kojiro> WE're talking about today.
00:34 < Kojiro> [*We're]
00:34 < TerminILL> Man, yesterday /I/ said that killing me was a good idea.
00:34 < TerminILL> There has been some reversal since.
00:35 < Kojiro> See? We cannot judge people based on what happened yesterday.
00:35 < Shonikado> Right then, so
00:35 < Shonikado> please restate your defenses from yesterday
00:35 < Kojiro> So you're going to die.
00:35 < Shonikado> since they're no longer valid
00:35 < Kojiro> He's stalling, let's kill him now.
00:35 < Shonikado> And you're rushing.
00:35 < TerminILL> Go for it.
00:35  * Kojiro !vote Shonikado
00:35 < Shonikado> seriously how can you take "I would do it differently" as a defense?
00:36 < Momiji> !vote TI
00:36 < Shonikado> If he was GOING to kill, he'd take the "how" into account, right?
00:36 < Shonikado> And he'd do it completely differently to throw it off his own trail.
00:36  * Arson- Kojiro promptly puts the last nail in Shonik's coffin.
00:36  * Shonikado Did TI confirm his vote oh come onnn
00:36  * TerminILL wants to lynch Shonik.
00:36  * Kojiro I think that's what the "Go for it" was.
00:36  * Shonikado doesn't!
00:36  * Shonikado is going to flee into the salad fields now.
00:36  * Arson- for his alleged crimes against humanity, Shonikado is promptly shot in the back of the head, execution style, and is buried.
00:37  * Shonikado WHAT
00:37  * Shonikado BUT THE SALAD
00:37  * Shonikado FFFFF
00:37  * Kojiro And not in the salad.
00:37  * Shonikado FUUUUUUUUUU
00:37  * Arson- Shonikado never did see the salad...
00:37 < Shonikado> [there is no salad field in hell ; -;]
00:37 < Notflake> [nope]
00:37  * Arson- except in heaven, because that's where he went since he WASN'T THE WEREWOLF YOU LOSE VILLAGERS
00:37  * Arson- no, kidding.
00:37  * Arson- actually, Shonik was the wolf, villagers win.
00:37  * TerminILL is a winner
00:38  * Shonikado won to an extent thanks to Firebird
00:38  * TerminILL Momiji and Notflake do not win. You lose, game over.
00:38  * Kojiro See, this is what happens when you don't trust my first instincts. Innocent moeblobs die.
00:38  * Momiji is forever innocent
00:38 <@Arson-> We need a larger group.
00:38 < Shonikado> [your first instinct was Momiji I swear to god]
00:38 <@Arson-> Like, ten people.
00:38 < Shonikado> [D:]
00:38 < Notflake> [what about your SECOND AND THIRD AND FOURTH etc instincts]
00:38 <@Arson-> So we can have two wolves.
00:38 < Kojiro> Shonikado: My first /vote/ was you.
00:38 < Notflake> I don't trust anyone because I'm tired
00:38 < Shonikado> you're silly D:
00:38 < Notflake> but I don't wanna sleep
00:38 < Notflake> zzz
00:38 < Kojiro> I just picked Momiji up by her nonexistent tail.
00:38 <@Arson-> Think we can start inviting people from DrShnaps?
00:38 < Shonikado> but yeah, larger group would be better
00:38 < TerminILL> I knew Shonik was the killer because seer
00:38 < Shonikado> Arson: THat could work
00:39 < Shonikado> TI: Oh you dick that's why you were undrunk
00:39 < Shonikado> MAN AND I WAS LIKE
00:39 < Momiji> Yeah, Kojiro kinda made me die
00:39 < Shonikado> "Okay I can totally put Kojiro into question"
00:39 < TerminILL> I knew it from the very start
00:39 < Kojiro> TerminILL: Who did you spy on first?
00:39 < Shonikado> "I can win this!"
00:39 < Momiji> because
00:39 < TerminILL> Kojiro: Shonik
00:39 < Shonikado> fucking helllllgh
00:39 < TerminILL> I am a winner forever
00:39 < Momiji> *just a name*
00:39 <@Arson-> Shonik: you should've known TI was the Seer.
00:39 < Kojiro> Momiji: You changed your name /to the wolf person/.
00:39 <@Arson-> And killed him.
00:39 < Notflake> I half wanted to vote kojiro just so he wouldn't win
00:39 < Shonikado> Momiji: What did you learn? (Don't do that.)
00:39 < Momiji> *suddenly a problem*
00:39 < TerminILL> but too drunk to save an innocent wolfgirl
00:39 < Kojiro> In a game about wolves killing people.
00:39 < Shonikado> god I love this game
00:40 < Shonikado> Notflake: Sorry for killing you by the way
00:40 <@Arson-> It's best IRL.
00:40 < TerminILL> There were a few votes for Shonik, too. I could have got him lynched first round, I'm sure.
00:40 < Shonikado> I though it would be the smart option
00:40 <@Arson-> Where you can watch people /sweat./
00:40 < Notflake> actually it wasn't because I thought it was kojiro anyway
00:40 < Notflake> SO
00:40 < TerminILL> Playing a ridiculous drunken madman was pretty fun though
00:40 < Shonikado> honestly when the round started
00:40 < Shonikado> I was like
00:40 < Shonikado> "Shit I am totally acting suspicious"
00:40 < Shonikado> it's SO HARD to lie
00:40 < Kojiro> Also, I had no leads at that point, beyond my hunch that it was Shonikado; I was not expecting my hunched to be right twice in a row though.
00:40 < Shonikado> even on the chatroom
00:41 < Kojiro> *hunches
00:41 < Momiji> I started out before the round wanting to play meek
00:41 < Notflake> you're suspicious when you're clueless
00:41 <@Arson-> Werewolf is a good game.
00:41 < Shonikado> honestly I thought it was more my pausing
00:41 < Momiji> I then saw the touhou channel and thought of Momiji
00:41 < Notflake> ALSO CAN WE ADAPT A TF2 VERSION OF THIS
00:41 <@Arson-> Its awesomeness scales with bigger villages, too.
00:41 < Shonikado> I wasn't acting as naturally in the beginning
00:41 < Notflake> PRETTY PLEASE
00:41 < Momiji> and then this
00:41 <@Arson-> Also, for future reference...
00:41 < Shonikado> Notflake: HOW
00:42 < Notflake> spies
00:42 < Notflake> sappin mah sentries
00:42 <@Arson-> ALL CHARACTERS ARE HUMAN except for the wolves.
00:42 < Shonikado> ooooh
00:42 < Notflake> i dunno
00:42 < Shonikado> you mean, like
00:42 < Shonikado> not played in TF2, but
00:42 < Shonikado> TF2 themed
00:42 < Notflake> yeah
00:42 < Shonikado> I'd be up for that.
00:42 < Momiji> Okay
00:42 < Shonikado> as long as, like
00:42 <@Arson-> Villagers  = Engineers.
00:42 < Momiji> In the future
00:42 <@Arson-> Seer = Pyro
00:42 < Shonikado> the game doesn't get derailed with people trying to play their classes or something
00:42 <@Arson-> Wolf = Spy
00:42 < TerminILL> need a dispenser here
00:43 < TerminILL> dispenser here
00:43 < Notflake> alternatively, seer = heavy
00:43 < Kojiro> Who's the Spy? Is it the Heavy? The Demoman? The Scout? The Spy?
00:43 < Momiji> I will /nick Momiji when playing
00:43 < TerminILL> need a dispenser here
00:43 < Kojiro> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJWAN6bdnvI
00:43 < TerminILL> dispenser
00:43 < Momiji> spy is credit to team
00:43 < Shonikado> Kojiro: God some of those videos were AMAZING
00:43 < Shonikado> this is one of them
00:44 < TerminILL> we will all be sandvich farmers, clearly
00:44 < Momiji> haha
00:44 < Shonikado> I wanna play again o - o
00:44 < Momiji> It's almost 4 here
00:44 < Shonikado> that's why it's so doubtful ; -;
00:44 < Momiji> I was planning on sleeping at 1:30
00:44 < Shonikado> we need to find some british people and play with them.
00:44 < Momiji> Thanks guys
00:45 < Notflake> alternatively everyone is a diglett and the wolf is heavy
00:45 < Notflake> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkNzH1PgR-E
00:45 <@Arson-> Shonikado: I'd be up for a game if we had the people.
00:45 < Momiji> flake: still golden
00:46 < Momiji> goodnight guys
00:47 < Momiji> Shonik
00:47 <@Arson-> Night, Firephone
00:47 < Shonikado> night Momiji
00:47 < Momiji> logs plzthx
00:47 < Shonikado> maybe :X
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00:49 *** Notflake ~Flake@shacops-FEA38187.ri.ri.cox.net has quit [Q:- ok bye]
00:50 <@Arson-> Hm
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03:14 *** TerminILL ~SirBobIV@shacops-C97660C8.tas.netspace.net.au has quit [Q:- Error: user removed from input]
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