23:36:39 <@Narrator> [awrighty]
23:36:44 < Blip> [Oh dammit]
23:36:47 < Blip> [Give me a minute]
23:36:47 <@Narrator> [?]
23:36:52 <@Narrator> [okay then]
23:36:57 *** Blip is now known as Penguingod
23:46:58 *** Penguingod is now known as Blip
23:47:02 <@Narrator> [alright then]
23:47:05 <@Narrator> [let's get this fired up]
23:47:14 <@Narrator> !logon FXCategoryBlip
23:47:30  * Narrator Blip lands on his face, back, feet, head, I don't even know - but he lands on the floor or ground of wherever he is
23:47:56 < Blip> Gak!
23:48:28  * Narrator Blip finds himself next to an elegant chair that looks extremely comfortable, placed in front of a very long table covered in a white cloth and several extremely delicious-looking dishes. In front of the chair is a little paper labeled "Your Seat"
23:48:33  * Narrator As for the general surroundings, it seems that the table and everything else are located on a cliff overlooking the sea, the sun beginning to set in the horizon. Behind Blip is a gate leading to god knows what, the gate itself covered in vines with rosebuds on them
23:48:40  * Narrator Oh, and there's romantic jazz playing. That is probably important
23:48:52 < Blip> ?
23:48:59 < Blip> Huh
23:49:01 < Blip> Nice?
23:49:15 < Blip> Not really that useful without Nova
23:49:25  * Blip sits
23:49:43  * Narrator A hand comes out from behind a chair seated at the opposite end of the table, holding a wine glass - a gloved hand
23:49:55  * Narrator Whoever's sitting behind it begins speaking
23:50:06 <@Narrator> "Bienvenue, mon cher. J'ai pre'pare' les meilleurs plats de notre plaisir a' manger ce soir, et j'espe're que..."
23:50:15  * Narrator The chair turns around, revealing a malivari
23:50:19  * Narrator http://img542.imageshack.us/img542/1637/picture18k.png
23:50:25 *** You're now known as AMalivari
23:50:28 <@AMalivari> ...vous l'appre'cierez autant que-
23:50:37  * AMalivari suddenly stops speaking, staring at Blip
23:50:46 <@AMalivari> MERDE QUE VOU- ffffdammit YOU'RE A GUY
23:50:53  * AMalivari throws his wineglass down
23:51:10 < Blip> ...
23:51:15 < Blip> What the hell are you doing?
23:51:17  * AMalivari hops off his chair, mumbling, pacing next to it
23:51:31 <@AMalivari> Well I'm sorry but I was planning on a /woman/ here
23:51:38 <@AMalivari> god dammit I'm not doing this for a GUY
23:51:40 <@AMalivari> not /gay/
23:51:45 <@AMalivari> god I hate you
23:51:50 <@AMalivari> I thought your bar was FULL OF WOMEN
23:51:55 < Blip> Not today!
23:51:56 <@AMalivari> WHAT WERE THE CHANCES OF GETTING A GUY HERE
23:51:59 < Blip> Which kinda sucked
23:52:00 <@AMalivari> God... God dammit
23:52:08 <@AMalivari> fuck this so much
23:52:11 < Blip> Man I can't even find /my/ girlfriend
23:52:12  * AMalivari reaches under the table
23:52:17  * AMalivari pulls out a stereo
23:52:20  * AMalivari turns off the romantic jazz
23:52:24 <@AMalivari> Yeah well that's nice
23:52:28  * AMalivari tosses the stereo off the cliff
23:52:34 < Blip> So what now?
23:52:38  * Blip watches the stereo
23:52:41 <@AMalivari> just because I am /Romance/ does not mean I am /desperate/
23:52:44 *** You're now known as Romance
23:52:52  * Romance heads down the cliffside, apparently there's a path leading down it
23:52:59 <@Romance> fuck this so much
23:53:02  * Blip walks behind Romance
23:53:06 < Blip> So what's with the book?
23:53:19 < Blip> It some sort of Malivari dating service or something?
23:53:27 <@Romance> What?
23:53:28 <@Romance> NO
23:53:29 <@Romance> /No/
23:53:34 <@Romance> that's stupid and I hate you for thinking that
23:53:48  * Romance arrives outside what looks like a tunnel - the opening is heart shaped, and there looks like there's a river inside it
23:53:49 < Blip> E-Match.kado?
23:53:56  * Romance ... With a boat with two swans on it
23:54:00  * Romance hops into it
23:54:06  * Blip hops on
23:54:07 <@Romance> ...
23:54:08 <@Romance> No
23:54:11 < Blip> ?
23:54:11 <@Romance> no no no you get out
23:54:13 <@Romance> Walk along the side
23:54:19  * Romance points to the side - there's a pathway for walking along it, out of the river
23:54:20 < Blip>  /Fine/
23:54:26  * Blip hops to the pathway
23:54:32 < Blip> I can just run on the water
23:54:32 <@Romance> I am not going in the tunnel of love with a man just like I am not doing the romantic dinner with a man
23:54:37 <@Romance> yeah well fuck you
23:54:51  * Romance The ride begins going, with Romance alone in it
23:54:53 < Blip> I could go for dinner...
23:54:58  * Blip walks
23:55:04 <@Romance> You can HAVE DINNER LATER or something I don't even know
23:55:16 <@Romance> man, why could you get stuck with Horror or Biography
23:55:43  * Romance Pink lights light up along the ceiling, illuminating the cave in a romantic manner
23:55:51 < Blip> Horror sounds cool
23:55:57 <@Romance> You'd probably like him
23:56:03 <@Romance> I think he was planning some tower thing
23:56:08 < Blip> Sweet
23:56:16 <@Romance> But no you get stuck with me
23:56:19 <@Romance> I get stuck with you
23:56:20 < Blip> Haunted tower
23:56:23 <@Romance> and CAN THIS THING GO ANY FASTER
23:56:36 <@Romance> the quicker we get to the stone bridge the faster
23:56:47 < Blip> So you just wanted to use this whole thing as a matchmaking scheme?
23:56:47 <@Romance> the
23:56:48 <@Romance> better
23:56:50 <@Romance> ...
23:56:52 < Blip> Who did you think you'd get?
23:56:58 <@Romance> Well what the hell did you expect I am /Romance/
23:57:00  * Romance waves a rose around
23:57:03 <@Romance> and for your information
23:57:09 <@Romance> I was hoping for-
23:57:16  * Romance A light falls off from the ceiling, landing in Romance's boat
23:57:17 <@Romance> GAH
23:57:21 <@Romance> dammit I blame you for that
23:57:24  * Romance shoves it into the river
23:57:36 < Blip> Huh.
23:57:41 < Blip> I didn't do jack
23:57:50  * Romance Blip can see a light at the end of the tunnel, leading to the outside
23:58:00 <@Romance> Yeah well you're probably making bad luck or something
23:58:06 <@Romance> I don't even know I just hate you
23:58:15 <@Romance> I had probably a fifty fifty chance at worst
23:58:20 < Blip> I have great luck! Your luck's the one that sucks
23:58:36 <@Romance> God I am going to make you eat those words so hard when this ends
23:58:36 < Blip> Could be worse. You could have gotten someone like Camilla.
23:58:59  * Romance Blip finds the path he's on curving towards the center of the cave, now very close to the exit
23:59:09  * Romance hops out the swanboat, walking behind Blip
23:59:14 <@Romance> Just keep going we're almost there
23:59:21 < Blip> Alright alright I'm going
23:59:22 <@Romance> and for your information I would have /liked/ Camilla
23:59:35 < Blip> I don't think she'd have liked you
23:59:44 < Blip> That swan boat'd probably be sliced in half
23:59:48 <@Romance> Well I am /quite sure/ I'd have been able to woo her so /there/
23:59:54  * Romance Speaking of the swan boat
Day changed to 10 Apr 2010
00:00:02  * Romance It has just gone off the edge of a waterfall at the mouth of the cave
00:00:23  * Romance Blip finds that he's walking along a long strip of stone leading from the mouth of this cave to the mouth of another, in the middle of a giant circular arena
00:00:34 < Blip> So what now?
00:00:42  * Romance The walls are extremely high waterfalls, with the stone bridge between the cave being the only thing to stand on
00:00:58  * Romance holds his rose by the bud, the tip extending to look like a lance
00:01:03 <@Romance> Well now we /duel/
00:01:15 <@Romance> This doesn't end until one of us dies.
00:01:32 < Blip> Do I get a sword?
00:01:34  * Romance looks over the edge of the stone bridge, down into the bottomless pit below
00:01:36 <@Romance> ...
00:01:38  * Romance looks back to Blip
00:01:41 <@Romance> No.
00:01:45 < Blip> awww
00:01:49  * Romance lunges for Blip with his rose-lance
00:01:51 < Blip> Well then
00:01:57  * Blip is suddenly behind Romance
00:02:01 <@Romance> !
00:02:05  * Blip punts him over the bridge
00:02:12  * Romance That's probably possible if he jumped over this is a rather narrow bridge and woop
00:02:15 <@Romance> GAH
00:02:25 < Blip> Hey! Do you want me to save you?!
00:02:40  * Romance pivots mid-air, blowing a kiss in front of his falling-path; a large heart flies out in front of him, which he lands on
00:02:49 < Blip> Okay that's
00:02:50  * Romance It then explodes, launching Romance into the air
00:02:51 <@Romance> *zwoo*

00:02:59 <@Romance> [what did you say there MacIrssi blanked it out]
00:03:07 < Blip> Unexpected
00:03:10 <@Romance> [ah, thanks]
00:03:18  * Blip watches Romance fly
00:03:20  * Romance lands on the other end of the stone bridge, face-first
00:03:22 <@Romance> *whud*
00:03:24 <@Romance> @_<
00:03:28 <@Romance> OKAY FINE
00:03:31  * Romance hops to his feet
00:03:37 <@Romance> IF I GIVE YOU A SWORD WILL YOU NOT DO THAT
00:03:47 < Blip> I don't really wanna kill you though
00:03:55 <@Romance> Well then I'm going to have to kill you aren't I
00:04:17 < Blip> So we're at a stalemate!
00:04:17  * Romance twirls his free hand, holding... What looks like a knife
00:04:23  * Romance What you'd use at a dinner table
00:04:25  * Romance That small
00:04:27  * Romance tosses it to Blip
00:04:31 <@Romance> There's your goddamn sword
00:04:32  * Blip catches it
00:04:35 <@Romance> now is this a duel or what
00:04:40 < Blip> I guess so!
00:04:55  * Romance begins sidling towards Blip, lance held in his direction
00:05:10  * Blip holds the knife like a rapier
00:05:11 < Blip> Aha!
00:05:26 <@Romance> |I swear to god if he actually manages to best me with that|
00:05:38  * Romance thrusts his lance at Blip
00:05:43  * Blip dodges
00:05:47 < Blip> oop
00:06:02  * Romance steps forward, swinging the lance in an effort to knock Blip off the narrow bridge
00:06:09  * Blip ducks
00:06:12 < Blip> Too slow
00:06:30  * Romance attempts to bring his lance down upon Blip's head
00:06:42  * Blip dodges to the left
00:06:44 < Blip> Try again!
00:06:56  * Blip pokes Romance's sword hand with the knife
00:07:01 <@Romance> !
00:07:02 <@Romance> OW
00:07:11  * Romance reels back, shaking his hand, switching the lance over to his non-poked hand
00:07:13 <@Romance> DAMMIT
00:07:24  * Blip sidles back and forth
00:07:25 < Blip> Yaha!
00:07:29  * Blip pokes the other hand
00:07:30  * Romance blows a heart at Blip with the poked hand
00:07:36 < Blip> ?
00:07:48  * Romance reels back as Blip pokes his other hand, tossing the lance up
00:07:51  * Romance Meanwhile, the heart explodes
00:07:54 <@Romance> *BOOM*
00:07:58  * Blip falls back
00:08:00 < Blip> BLARG
00:08:08 < Blip> THAT IS SO NOT DUELING
00:08:11  * Romance catches the rose part of his lance in his teeth
00:08:17 <@Romance> WELL YOU'RE A SPECIAL CASE
00:08:28  * Romance dashes towards Blip, lance held straight
00:09:04  * Romance attempts to stab Blip with his lance
00:09:11  * Blip dodges to the left and bops Romance's mouth with the handle
00:09:29 <@Romance> PFTAUGH
00:09:42  * Romance spits his lance out, which teeters on the edge of the bridge dangerously
00:09:42 <@Romance> !
00:09:44 <@Romance> N-
00:09:49  * Romance It tips over and falls down, into the pit
00:09:51 <@Romance> ...
00:09:54 < Blip> Aha!
00:09:56 < Blip> You're disarmed
00:09:59 < Blip> Which means I win
00:10:08 <@Romance> I'm not dead yet, am I?
00:10:14  * Blip bops Romance on the head
00:10:17 <@Romance> GAH
00:10:21  * Romance blows two quick hearts at Blip
00:10:36  * Blip falls back from the kisses
00:10:57 < Blip> Yeah, but you said we were dueling. Everybody knows that in a duel, being disarmed like that means defeat
00:11:00  * Romance continues advancing, blowing rapid hearts towards Blip
00:11:14 <@Romance> FINE
00:11:17 <@Romance> *kiss*
00:11:17 < Blip> You should probably stop doing that!
00:11:19 <@Romance> I LOST THE DUEL
00:11:21 <@Romance> *kiss kiss*
00:11:26 <@Romance> BUT I'M STILL KILLING YOU
00:11:33 < Blip> I dunno how strong this bridge is!
00:11:54 <@Romance> ...
00:11:57 <@Romance> Brilliant
00:12:04 <@Romance> we're both going down then
00:12:22  * Romance begins kissing in the direction of the stone bridge, the explosions hitting him somewhat but still cracking the bridge itself
00:12:37  * Blip goes into the next cave
00:12:48 <@Romance> ...!
00:12:49 <@Romance> NO
00:12:54 <@Romance> GET BACK HERE YOU BASTARD
00:12:57  * Romance runs for Blip-
00:13:00 <@Romance> *crk*
00:13:01 <@Romance> ...
00:13:07 <@Romance> T_T
00:13:26 < Blip> Ha!
00:13:30 < Blip> Now you're stuck!
00:13:31  * Romance The bridge crumbles in the center, and both halves begin swinging down towards their respective sides before breaking off
00:14:03  * Romance leaps off his section of the bridge, blowing a kiss behind him - once again, he utilizes the explosion of the heart to send him flying, right at Blip
00:14:13 <@Romance> I WILL THROTTLE YOU UNTIL YOU ARE DEADER THAN DEAD SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO BE
00:14:25  * Blip holds up a rock from the cave, in Romance's trajectory
00:14:46  * Blip lets Romance hit the rock
00:14:51  * Romance hits the rock
00:14:53 <@Romance> *ROCK*
00:14:55 <@Romance> AUGH MY EYE
00:15:03  * Romance holds the eye that doesn't have an eyepatch over it, falling over-
00:15:05  * Romance -into the water
00:15:07 < Blip> Are you done yet?
00:15:09 <@Romance> BLBBLBL-
00:15:10 < Blip> ...
00:15:12  * Romance -And then off the edge
00:15:20  * Romance As there is a waterfall and all
00:15:28  * Blip watches
00:15:29 <@Romance> AAAAAAAaaaaaugghhhh....
00:15:33  * Romance falls down into the abyss
00:15:40 < Blip> Aww
00:15:42 < Blip> He was fu
00:15:45 < Blip> *fun
00:15:54  * Romance Suddenly, before Blip's eyes, the world begins changing - everything looks as if it's an illustration in a book
00:16:14  * Romance Blip finds that the ground he's standing on also seems incredibly paper-y as the world switches from illustration to sketches to guidelines
00:16:30  * Romance And then Blip is standing on an oversized page of a book, a door nearby
00:16:40  * Romance A red door, with the word "Romance" written in fancy scrawl
00:16:54 < Blip> oooh
00:17:40  * Romance The door remains as the only thing in here really worth looking at
00:17:44  * Romance Other than the page you're standing on
00:17:49  * Blip walks through the door
00:17:53  * Romance Blip opens the door.
00:17:56 <@Romance> !logoff
00:18:13 <@Romance> Of all of the miniworlds Romance stood as the only one I had a clear picture for at least in the beginning
00:18:20 < Blip> Heh
00:18:35 <@Romance> if there were a girl it'd have been exactly the same setup and everything
00:18:36 < Blip> What would have happened if you DID get a woman?
00:18:38 < Blip> Ha
00:18:50 <@Romance> he would have attempted to seduce them and then I don't know what at the end
00:18:55 <@Romance> the stone bridge was improvised
00:19:03 <@Romance> but the tunnel of love and everything before
00:19:04 <@Romance> that was planned
00:19:09 < Blip> Nice
00:19:23 <@Romance> anyway, that went better than I had expected
00:19:34 < Blip> o/
00:19:35 <@Romance> by the way, you speak French, right
00:19:39 <@Romance> is Google Translator accurate?
00:19:46 < Blip> Pfft no, I took French but sucked at it
00:19:50 <@Romance> ah
00:19:51 <@Romance> well
00:19:52 <@Romance> close enough
00:20:05 *** You're now known as Shonikado
00:20:14 < Blip> I do have that copy-pasted for Blip to use on Nova though
00:20:22 *** Blip is now known as Penguingod
00:21:03 <@Shonikado> Nice