18:16:35 < Faro> Bliggity black 18:17:08 <@Narrator> !logon FXCategoryFaro 18:17:11 <@Narrator> [righto] 18:17:18 < Faro> [What] 18:17:20 * Narrator Faro lands, possibly gracefully, possibly clumsily, on the floor of wherever he is - ground, to be precise 18:17:29 * Faro lands on his afro 18:17:38 < Faro> Whoa! 18:17:45 < Faro> DUDES WHERE ARE WE? 18:17:49 * Faro looks around 18:17:50 * Narrator Regardless of the state of how Faro lands - which that is entirely fine - the place he is in is what looks like a forest 18:17:51 < Faro> ... 18:17:55 * Narrator Faro finds himself to be entirely alone 18:17:59 < Faro> Oh, there are no dudes. 18:18:01 < Faro> ... 18:18:06 < Faro> This is just a forest. 18:18:08 < Faro> ... 18:18:16 * Narrator The trees in this forest are completely black, twisted, bent over - the sound of an owl can be heard in the distance 18:18:20 < Faro> How am I supposed to have fun in this. 18:18:29 < Faro> ..! I know! 18:18:45 * Faro rips a tree out of the ground! 18:19:06 * Faro chucks it randomly 18:19:11 * Narrator The tree is ripped out, and a multitude of small red leeches are left where it was uprooted 18:19:12 * Faro follows it! 18:19:21 * Narrator They scatter around as Faro runs after his tree 18:19:35 * Faro is playing fetch with himself apparently. 18:19:38 * Narrator A voice can be heard - from everywhere, nowhere in particular. Laughter. 18:20:02 < Faro> Laughter? 18:20:05 < Faro> .... 18:20:14 < Faro> Is there something funny!? 18:20:22 < Faro> Cause I'd kinda like to hear it. 18:20:24 < Faro> ... 18:20:32 * Narrator The laughter ceases, leaving Faro in silence 18:20:35 * Narrator Dead silence 18:20:37 < Faro> Maybe it's outta this forest. 18:20:39 < Faro> .... 18:20:58 < Faro> Maybe I should leave, this is kinda boring. 18:21:14 <@Narrator> "Leaving? So soon?" 18:21:19 * Narrator Once again, from everywhere/nowhere in particular 18:21:29 * Faro leaps off of a few trees, into the air, getting a birds eye view persay. 18:21:29 <@Narrator> "But we've just /begun/!" 18:21:33 < Faro> Yes! 18:21:37 < Faro> This is boring. 18:21:38 * Narrator Faro gets out of the forest, and can see the world around him 18:21:51 < Faro> And begun what. 18:21:57 < Faro> Is it something exciting? 18:22:00 * Narrator The forest seems to stretch on forever beneath the dark purple sky, a full moon hanging ominously ahead - 18:22:10 < Faro> .... 18:22:12 * Narrator -and in the not-so-distant distance, Faro can see what looks like some sort of tower 18:22:23 < Faro> Nothing but forest and that tower huh? 18:22:27 < Faro> .... 18:22:28 * Narrator Silence 18:22:31 * Narrator An owl, then more silence 18:22:37 < Faro> I'll just SHOOT FOR THE MOON. 18:22:43 < Faro> ... no that's stupid. 18:22:48 < Faro> The tower! 18:22:55 * Faro leaps for it! 18:23:27 * Narrator Faro leaps for the tower, landing in the top floor with ease - he bypasses the spiraling staircase going past what was probably a lot of well-thought-out deathtraps leading to said top room 18:23:57 * Narrator Giving me a moment to describe this room- 18:24:09 * Faro is in it for the ACTION, not the puzzle solving! /o/ 18:24:54 * Narrator -Picture a circular arena, with four pillars curving from the four "corners", leading up to the ceiling - a single bell hangs from said ceiling, with black bats hanging next to it, around it, on it. Ahead of Faro is what looks like a tall throne made from charred bones, a malivari sitting atop it 18:25:08 * Narrator The malivari steps off of the throne, sliding down 18:25:21 <@Narrator> "You're faster than I expected. But don't worry, I plan on having you /die/ regardless." 18:25:25 * Narrator http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/2913/picture16.png 18:25:31 *** You're now known as AMalivari 18:25:43 * AMalivari steps off the pile, having gotten off of it entirely 18:26:01 <@AMalivari> Now, will you be thrashing about or will you die quietly for me? 18:26:17 < Faro> I LIKE THRASHING BETTER! 18:26:28 * Faro poses! 18:26:30 <@AMalivari> I was hoping you'd say that. 18:26:36 <@AMalivari> The more thrashing, the more /pain/ my victims feel. 18:26:44 < Faro> Get ready to have your pansy ass beaten to a pulp! 18:26:50 <@AMalivari> Oh, I don't think that'll be happening. 18:27:10 <@AMalivari> Prepare to face the horror, boy 18:27:14 <@AMalivari> of /Horror/. 18:27:18 *** You're now known as Horror 18:27:32 < Faro> A MAN ISN'T CAUGHT AFRAID. 18:27:44 * Horror throws his hands into the ground, which delve - two long, thin, black hands shoot up in front of Faro, grabbing for him 18:27:46 * Faro poses 18:27:59 * Faro and leaps over thar 18:28:01 * Faro that 18:28:04 * Faro at Horror 18:28:26 * Horror pulls his hands back out, reaching back towards the bone pile - he grabs to sharp-looking bones, flinging them at Faro like arrows 18:28:30 * Horror While he's leaping, yes 18:29:04 * Faro takes one through an arm and manages to dodge the other somehow 18:29:24 * Faro lands! Cratering the ground around him 18:29:34 * Horror staggers a bit as the ground craters - 18:29:41 * Horror - and breaks, apparently it wasn't too well-built 18:29:43 * Faro smiles! 18:29:58 * Faro and starts to .. static up a bit. 18:30:10 * Faro electricity dances around his body! 18:30:12 * Horror Faro falls down into the room below, where several pendulum-axes swing back and forth at random, moving along the ceiling, apparently attached to the back of weird spider-like creatures 18:30:27 < Faro> Heh! 18:30:28 * Horror While you're busy static-ing, you find one of the axes swinging towards you 18:30:52 * Faro leaps off these swinging pendulums like a monkey. 18:31:08 * Faro the handles of the axes, specifically. 18:31:16 * Horror Faro manages to pull the spider off of the ceiling, which causes it to screech like a banshee in surprise 18:31:36 * Horror Well, all of them 18:31:41 * Horror Since you're sort of hopping here 18:31:46 * Horror Leaping 18:31:48 * Horror A WORD 18:32:00 * Faro turns around and does a lightning jump kick on the spider! 18:32:29 * Horror Faro completely obliterates one of the spiders, which explodes into a plume of purple smoke - several black bats fly out of it, up through the hole in the ceiling 18:32:31 * Faro in the face I'd think 18:32:54 * Horror Meanwhile, two long hands extend from the floor, once again going for Faro 18:33:20 * Faro darts! easily avoiding them. 18:33:23 * Faro wait no. 18:33:31 * Faro he leaps on them! 18:33:37 * Faro and crawls up them. 18:33:40 * Faro maybe 18:33:56 * Horror Faro climbs to the top of the hands, which then retract into the floor, leaving Faro on the floor again 18:34:12 * Horror hops down through the hole in the ceiling, finally 18:34:17 * Faro falls, cratering the ground again 18:34:25 <@Horror> The longer you resist, the worse it's going t- 18:34:29 * Horror Faro breaks through the floor. Again. 18:34:42 <@Horror> |For the love of gods /why does he keep doing that/| 18:34:43 * Faro isn't really /trying/ to 18:34:48 * Horror POORLY BUILT TOWER 18:35:00 * Faro it's his IMMENSE STRENGTH 18:35:15 * Horror Faro finds himself in a room much larger than it should be - there are no walls, the floor stretches on forever. The hole leading to the room above remains, casting a spotlight in this new room 18:35:27 * Horror In front of Faro is a guillotine, with a skeleton primed up to be beheaded 18:35:29 < Faro> ... 18:35:38 < Faro> This one is boring. 18:35:54 * Horror The guillotine falls, beheading the skeleton 18:35:58 * Horror Which causes two things to happen 18:36:05 * Horror For starters, it sends the skull rocketing at Faro's chest 18:36:16 * Faro catches it! 18:36:23 * Horror Secondly, several bone-snakes begin crawling out of the hole in the skeleton's neck, slithering for Faro 18:36:59 * Horror A black hand extends from the floor, grabbing onto one of the snakes and flinging it at Faro 18:37:01 < Faro> Why is it always snakes. 18:37:30 * Faro dodges with his lightning quick lickity speed 18:37:53 * Horror Faro finds that there was a second hand behind him, which catches the snake and swings it at him while he dodges the initial throw 18:38:05 * Faro is hit then? 18:38:17 < Faro> Ack, ouch man. 18:38:25 * Faro isn't hurt too much, really. 18:38:32 * Faro pulls it out of him. 18:38:41 * Horror Well if it changes anything, the bones of the snake are rather sharp - oh it was in you okay you're definitely fine then 18:38:42 < Faro> Are you going to fight like a MAN or what. 18:38:54 <@Horror> Fight like a man? 18:38:57 * Horror drops down from the ceiling 18:39:01 <@Horror> I am a /monster/. 18:39:13 < Faro> Fight like a MANLY monster then! 18:39:16 <@Horror> The one that creeps behind every shadow, waiting to tear you apart when you aren't looking. 18:39:20 <@Horror> ... 18:39:23 < Faro> Use your fists ya pansy! 18:39:30 <@Horror> |Dammit I couldn't get a /good/ person could I| 18:39:37 * Faro motions for him to come at him. 18:40:04 * Horror throws a hand down into the floor, which delves 18:40:11 * Horror Question, does Faro have a shirt on? 18:40:18 * Faro does/ 18:40:29 * Faro when he gets really manly it tears. 18:40:37 * Faro but he hasn't had to do that yet. 18:40:49 * Horror Faro finds it's been torn early, a hand apparently having delved out of his chest 18:40:54 * Horror Said hand reaches for Faro's face 18:40:59 <@Horror> [s/hand/arm/] 18:41:02 * Faro grabs it 18:41:24 * Faro slams it into Horror with his amazing speed! 18:41:35 * Horror So you just ripped it off your chest 18:41:39 * Horror And threw it at him? 18:41:43 * Faro yes 18:41:45 * Horror /Damn/. 18:41:47 <@Horror> *ARM* 18:41:48 <@Horror> GCK 18:42:05 * Horror stumbles backwards, the arm thrown at him dissolving into nothing as his own arm is undelved 18:42:26 * Faro punches Horror in the face/body 18:42:31 * Faro with his amazing speed 18:42:38 * Horror Faro hits Horror in the face/body/face and ow 18:42:42 <@Horror> FFF 18:42:47 < Faro> Ha! 18:42:50 * Horror rolls backwards, into the guillotine 18:42:53 <@Horror> @_@ 18:43:07 <@Horror> Forgive me for this but you're a /horrible/ opponent 18:43:12 <@Horror> |I will never live that pun down| 18:43:23 < Faro> Horrible? 18:43:27 < Faro> Pfft, kicked your ass. 18:43:36 * Faro grumbles. 18:43:43 <@Horror> yes and you're a /horrible/ opponent 18:43:45 <@Horror> you're not scared at all 18:43:51 < Faro> ... 18:43:54 <@Horror> what's the point of having a horror-inspired world if it's NOT GOING TO AFFECT YOU 18:43:56 < Faro> Oh, that's good? 18:43:59 <@Horror> I mean really 18:44:03 < Faro> Well that is because. 18:44:04 * Horror stomps the floor, causing it to crumble 18:44:08 < Faro> I live for thrills man! 18:44:11 * Faro poses! 18:44:14 * Horror The floor breaks, sending Horror and Faro into the room below 18:44:22 < Faro> And you are just a silly liit- 18:44:41 * Horror Which resembles hell, essentially, with black demons crawling about, faces similar to Horror, and huge flames licking the sides of the cliff Faro and Horror are now standing on 18:44:50 <@Horror> Any /reasonable/ person would flip the fuck out here 18:44:51 <@Horror> look at that 18:44:52 <@Horror> look at that thing 18:44:55 * Horror points at one of the demons 18:45:04 < Faro> It is a fire being yes. 18:45:06 <@Horror> ... 18:45:10 <@Horror> No I mean it's /supposed to be scary/ 18:45:13 < Faro> I have fought things like this. 18:45:14 <@Horror> It IS scary 18:45:18 <@Horror> God dammit I really hate you 18:45:47 * Horror delves his hand into the ground, which pops out on the wall - it pulls a chain switch that was apparently sitting there 18:45:52 < Faro> Hokay! 18:46:01 * Horror The cliff Faro and Horror on cracks, splitting apart, moving away from each other 18:46:01 * Faro runs at Horror! 18:46:15 * Faro stops 18:46:16 * Horror Faro finds a firey gap between him and his prey 18:46:19 * Horror DO YOU RISK IT? 18:46:22 < Faro> What is this? 18:46:30 <@Horror> This is /turning the tide in my favor/ 18:46:42 < Faro> What tide? 18:46:52 * Faro leaps over the gap, at Horror! 18:47:03 * Horror In the end, there is a ring of several tall pillars in this arena - Faro is on one, and is now jumping towards the one Horror is on 18:47:18 * Horror steps off the edge of his, falling off quite willingly 18:47:26 * Horror Faro lands on the platform Horror was on originally 18:47:36 < Faro> [Sorry if I'm being quick, it's just EA possibly and all] 18:47:44 * Faro looks down 18:47:45 < Faro> ? 18:47:46 <@Horror> [right] 18:48:05 < Faro> Running? 18:48:05 * Horror Faro sees Horror flying right back up at him - apparently he delved his arm into the wall of the pillar on the way down and caught himself, and then, well 18:48:07 * Horror Threw himself 18:48:10 < Faro> Man you are a- 18:48:10 <@Horror> *ZWOO SELF-ROCKET* 18:48:16 * Faro catches 18:48:17 < Faro> Hi. 18:48:30 <@Horror> ... 18:48:33 <@Horror> I /really/ hate you. 18:48:47 < Faro> And now the fight is in Faro's favor! 18:48:56 * Horror delves his arms into Faro's face while he'd being held, the arms popping out of Faro's shins and grabbing onto the edge of the pillar 18:49:18 * Horror They pull themselves up to the edge, which would cause Faro to fall over onto his back if done properly 18:49:20 * Faro uses Horror as a shield. 18:49:38 * Horror Faro finds that his shielding worked improperly because it was not the attack he was probably expecting 18:49:39 * Horror Unless 18:49:43 * Horror You used him as a pillow. 18:49:45 <@Horror> *SQUISH* 18:49:46 <@Horror> GCK 18:49:47 * Faro yes 18:49:50 * Horror Which you seem to have done 18:49:56 <@Horror> OWOWOWOW 18:49:58 * Faro indeed I have 18:50:11 * Horror delves his arms down, sending them out his back and pushing Faro off of him 18:50:13 * Faro leaps up and tosses Horror ! 18:50:19 * Horror is intercepted by 18:50:22 * Horror A toss of sorts 18:50:23 * Faro down down down to the ground 18:50:31 * Horror To the ground of the pillar or the firey pits below? 18:50:38 * Faro yes 18:50:43 * Horror Yes to which 18:50:51 * Faro firey pits 18:50:54 * Horror Oh dear 18:50:59 * Faro that is a good option 18:51:08 * Horror falls into the depths of pseudo-hell 18:51:09 <@Horror> AUGH 18:51:14 <@Horror> *FIRE* 18:51:18 * Horror disappears into the flames 18:51:22 < Faro> HOKAY! 18:51:24 * Faro poses 18:51:26 < Faro> ... 18:51:30 < Faro> Now how do I get back home. 18:51:35 * Horror Faro suddenly finds that the floor he's standing on feels oddly paper-y 18:51:42 < Faro> ... 18:51:48 < Faro> This texture. 18:51:51 < Faro> It feels. 18:51:53 < Faro> ... 18:51:55 < Faro> Book-y. 18:51:57 < Faro> ... 18:51:58 * Horror The world around him begins turning into what look like illustrations in a book, followed by general sketches, outlines 18:52:00 * Faro glares 18:52:03 * Horror Nothing but black ink lines 18:52:22 * Horror The next thing you know, you're standing on what looks like the page of a book, with a door ahead of you 18:52:34 < Faro> ... 18:52:37 < Faro> Huh. 18:52:38 * Horror A red door, with a word etched into it in creepy-looking letters- "Horror" 18:52:54 * Horror Does Faro bother to read the page he's standing on? 18:53:04 * Faro can Faro even read? 18:53:07 * Horror Good point 18:53:08 * Horror Door. 18:53:17 * Faro I dunno actually. 18:53:22 * Horror Life's mysteries 18:53:25 * Horror This is one of them 18:53:29 * Faro it is. 18:53:57 * Horror The /ORANGE/ door continues sitting where it is 18:54:02 * Horror Because it is orange 18:54:03 * Horror Not red 18:54:05 * Horror Because I was wrong 18:54:08 * Horror And I feel ashamed of myself 18:54:13 * Faro looks at the door. 18:54:22 * Faro opens it 18:54:23 * Horror Once again, it is a door with "HORROR" written on it with creepy letters 18:54:26 * Horror Faro opens the door. 18:54:28 <@Horror> !logoff 18:54:39 <@Horror> time to completion will be recorded 18:54:39 < Faro> Okay. 18:54:46 < Faro> Sorry for being so ... 18:54:47 <@Horror> Your appearance in the final RP will be designated by how long that took 18:54:49 <@Horror> no it's fine 18:54:52 <@Horror> I loved your performance 18:54:59 <@Horror> And /thank you/ for breaking the floor there on accident 18:55:05 < Faro> Well okay then. 18:55:10 <@Horror> that gave me a wonderful opportunity to add a little bit of variety to the fight because otherwise 18:55:12 <@Horror> it would have been 18:55:14 <@Horror> kind of boring. 18:55:15 < Faro> You're welcome. 18:55:17 <@Horror> :D 18:55:20 < Faro> :D 18:55:28 *** Faro is now known as Riley- 18:55:43 *** You're now known as Shonikado 18:55:51 < Riley-> Just trying to end it so we could possibly do EA. 18:56:07 < Riley-> But I didn't want to just "Oop EA, let's stop" 18:56:10 <@Shonikado> Right 18:56:14 <@Shonikado> except I can't do EA 18:56:15 <@Shonikado> leaving soon 18:56:15 <@Shonikado> :D 18:56:25 < Riley-> ... 18:56:28 <@Shonikado> ... 18:56:29 < Riley-> ;~; 18:56:31 <@Shonikado> D: 18:56:33 <@Shonikado> don't cry at me 18:56:45 * Riley- cries over there 18:56:47 < Riley-> ;~;