18:13:01 <@Narrator> [awrighty]
18:13:14 <@Narrator> !logon FXCategoryWynn
18:13:30  * Narrator Wynn finds herself landing, in whatever way Wynn should land, on the floor of some room
18:14:29  * Narrator Said room is a long hallway lined with columns with books scattered about, stacked around randomly - the entire place is built from some sort of tanish-brown marble, and the ceiling extends very high up
18:15:40  * Narrator Ahead, you can see that the hallway leads into another room, but you're not close enough to identify the room entirely yet - behind you is a large portrait of someone, which is on the dead-end wall as there is no going back apparently
18:16:22 *** Zeph is now known as Wynn
18:17:53 < Wynn> [Okay sorry my cousin was bothering me]
18:18:03 <@Narrator> [it's okay]
18:18:14 < Wynn> Hm...
18:18:24  * Wynn leans down, taking a book
18:18:37  * Narrator A voice can be heard, coming from the far end of the hall as Wynn picks up the book
18:18:45 <@Narrator> "/Fascinating/."
18:18:52 <@Narrator> "Absolutely /fascinating/."
18:19:13  * Narrator The title of the book Wynn is holding is simply "Rock".
18:19:35 < Wynn> ...?
18:19:39  * Wynn looks to the end of the hall
18:19:59  * Narrator Once again, Wynn is too far away to see the next room properly
18:20:09 < Wynn> Oh, hold on a second!
18:20:33  * Wynn sits down with crossed legs, opening up the book to the first page
18:20:40  * Narrator Wynn gets no response, and opens the book up
18:21:03  * Narrator The first page is what you find in the first page of most books
18:21:11  * Narrator A repeat of the title, with the "Written by" below it
18:21:29  * Wynn Written by?
18:21:42  * Narrator The book was apparently written by "Biography".
18:21:56 <@Narrator> "Incredible."
18:22:17  * Wynn turns the page
18:22:24  * Narrator Wynn lands upon the table of contents
18:23:02  * Narrator The table of contents lists first an "Introduction to Rock", followed by chapters organized by years, starting about five years ago or so
18:24:04 < Wynn> ...
18:24:15 < Wynn> Oh, hah.
18:24:23  * Wynn flips through the biography
18:25:20  * Narrator Wynn finds several pages of nothing but Rock's life since he came to TCD
18:25:34  * Narrator From adventures to hangouts to times when he woke up in the middle of the night, everything is there
18:26:06 < Wynn> This is kind of nice, whoever wrote this must be dedicated.
18:26:40  * Wynn puts the book down, any other interesting ones around?
18:27:31  * Narrator Depends on your definition of interesting - all of the books have titles of various bargoers
18:28:00  * Narrator One might notice that the more "old" bargoers are located where you are, while some of the "new" ones can be seen further down
18:28:11  * Narrator Also, in your looking, you might notice the portrait on the back wall
18:28:17 < Wynn> ?
18:28:18  * Narrator Which is a portrait of someone you know
18:28:26  * Narrator I believe you know her as Wynn.
18:28:35 < Wynn> ...Oh, huh.
18:28:37 <@Narrator> "Interesting..."
18:28:54  * Narrator From the far side of the room the voice continues to make random comments about god knows what
18:29:03 < Wynn> ...Oh!
18:29:04 < Wynn> I get it!
18:29:15 < Wynn> I must be the newest bargoer.
18:31:19 < Wynn> So...
18:31:20  * Narrator There continues to be nothing that happens on its own
18:31:25  * Wynn looks down the hall
18:31:32 < Wynn> My book must be down there, probably nothing in it...
18:31:42  * Wynn yells down the hall "Can I take some of these to read later, please?"
18:31:49  * Narrator Wynn receives no response
18:32:06  * Wynn Rock is the book furthest down, right?
18:32:11  * Narrator One of the
18:32:18  * Wynn What is /the/ furthest
18:32:19  * Narrator Trista would be THE furthest probably
18:32:25  * Narrator They're not arranged precisely, though
18:32:28  * Narrator Just the general area
18:32:29  * Wynn void
18:32:32  * Wynn takes Rock
18:32:35  * Wynn anddddd
18:32:38  * Wynn Shonikado
18:32:41  * Wynn andddd
18:32:43  * Wynn Ell
18:32:44  * Narrator Man Shonikado isn't that old
18:32:50  * Narrator Anyway
18:32:53  * Wynn oh well
18:32:59  * Wynn heads down the hall, looking around as she does
18:33:06  * Narrator Wynn sees nothing but more books
18:33:15 <@Narrator> "Intriguing."
18:33:27  * Narrator Eventually she gets close enough to see the room the end of this hall leads to
18:34:06  * Narrator A large, circular room with huge pillars scattered about, and MASSIVE piles of books - atop one massive pile of books is a chair designed to resemble a book itself, and someone is sitting in it, reading... Well, a book.
18:34:18  * Narrator This someone is a malivari, to be precise
18:34:20  * Narrator http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/6099/picture23d.png
18:34:23 *** You're now known as AMalivari
18:34:26 <@AMalivari> /Amazing/.
18:34:32  * AMalivari turns the page
18:36:02  * AMalivari continues to be absolutely absorbed in his book as Wynn walks
18:36:32 < Wynn> [hold on]
18:36:35 < Wynn> [charger is being a butt]
18:36:37 <@AMalivari> [holding]
18:38:56  * Wynn stops at the pile
18:38:58  * Wynn looks up
18:39:05 < Wynn> Ah, are you reading my book?
18:39:20  * AMalivari looks away from the book, down at Wynn
18:39:25 <@AMalivari> Oh, so you've finally arrived
18:39:29 <@AMalivari> Yes, I /have/ been
18:39:30  * Wynn waves
18:39:33 < Wynn> What's your name?
18:39:34 <@AMalivari> and your life is absolutely enthralling.
18:39:44 <@AMalivari> My name, dear, is Biography.
18:39:46 *** You're now known as Biography
18:39:55 < Wynn> Oh, nice name.
18:40:02 <@Biography> I must say, of all the lives I've read through, yours is /quite/ interesting.
18:40:52 < Wynn> Really?
18:40:58 <@Biography> Yes, very much so.
18:40:59  * Wynn opens up Rock's book for a few seconds
18:41:05 < Wynn> Rock's life seems pretty interesting.
18:41:13 <@Biography> Oh, but that book isn't even complete.
18:41:16 < Wynn> I've never heard of an Excess before
18:41:22 <@Biography> The introduction there is brief, gives you the basics, yes
18:41:30 <@Biography> but it only touches upon his /TCD/ life
18:41:37 < Wynn> Ah.
18:41:41 <@Biography> Yours, however
18:41:48  * Biography waves the book he's holding
18:41:51 <@Biography> Yours is the opposite.
18:42:14 < Wynn> Oh, it shows my life before this?
18:42:24 <@Biography> Of course. What kind of biography wouldn't?
18:42:34 <@Biography> And with that out of the way, the book isn't even that incomplete.
18:42:46 <@Biography> All I need to add in is your death and it will be done.
18:42:57  * Biography shuts the book, placing it on the pile his chair sits upon
18:43:10  * Biography picks up a different book
18:43:30  * Biography glances at Wynn before opening the new book up
18:43:42 <@Biography> ...
18:44:16  * Biography [waits for Zeph to finish dealing what whatever IRL problem he's currently involved with]
18:44:57  * Wynn just isn't saying anything
18:45:01  * Biography Oh okay then
18:45:09 <@Biography> Right, well
18:45:19  * Biography hops off his chair, walking down the book pile
18:45:27 <@Biography> Let's get started with that, then, shall we?
18:45:51  * Biography browses his book and [DAMN I got the worst possible person for Biography this should be difficult]
18:46:19 < Wynn> ...
18:46:20  * Biography Is Wynn one of those characters who possesses a range of spells?
18:46:30  * Wynn Yes
18:46:38  * Biography flips through his book, picking a random one
18:47:11  * Biography Name one of Wynn's spells, if you would please
18:47:11 < Wynn> So, you're going to kill me?
18:47:20  * Wynn Ones that she's shown?
18:47:34  * Biography actually has access to all abilities Wynn has since she's been scanned
18:47:58  * Wynn Ethereal Lock - Prevents all souls and spirits from exiting in and out of a skin-tight barrier put around an enemy/ally
18:48:04 <@Biography> ... Hm
18:48:10  * Biography flips to a different page, picking another spell
18:48:25 < Wynn> [Hold on now I have to open up my txt]
18:48:31 <@Biography> [alrighty]
18:48:32 < Wynn> That'd end the book too soon.
18:48:49 <@Biography> No, you've lived a wonderful life so far
18:49:02 <@Biography> Any further and it might start going downhill.
18:49:22 <@Biography> |I wonder how long I can keep this charade up, anyway|
18:49:36 < Wynn> Oh, I'm happy you think so at least.
18:49:37 <@Biography> |Man why couldn't I get someone who /wasn't totally new/|
18:49:50 <@Biography> No, no, that's not what I am insinuating
18:49:56 <@Biography> I am saying your life has made a wonderful story
18:50:04 < Wynn> Oh.
18:50:05 < Wynn> ...Wait no!
18:50:08 <@Biography> ...?
18:50:11  * Wynn trips
18:50:14  * Wynn into the book tower
18:50:23  * Biography Book pile, actually
18:50:26 <@Biography> ...
18:50:34 <@Biography> What?
18:50:40 < Wynn> ...
18:50:41  * Biography continues trying to pick a random spell
18:50:56 < Wynn> ...Oh, you lied then?
18:51:01 <@Biography> Lied about what?
18:51:04 < Wynn> [Okay OpenOffice STOP FREEZING]
18:51:10 < Wynn> Why are you confused about what just happened?
18:51:16 <@Biography> ...
18:51:18 <@Biography> The
18:51:20 <@Biography> the tripping?
18:51:22 <@Biography> You tripped
18:51:34  * Wynn smiles "You didn't read my life!"
18:51:37 <@Biography> ...
18:51:48 <@Biography> What, are you suggesting tripping is a major part of your life?
18:51:52 < Wynn> If you did, you would know that my luck fluctuates from terrible to amazing.
18:51:54 <@Biography> ...
18:52:04 <@Biography> |Does it SOUND plausible?|
18:52:10 <@Biography> |No, she's probably lying.|
18:52:12  * Wynn a book dislodges from the pile hitting Wynn on the head
18:52:14 < Wynn> *THUNK*
18:52:17 < Wynn> @__@
18:52:18 <@Biography> A likely st-
18:52:18 <@Biography> ...
18:52:24 <@Biography> |Shit.|
18:52:25  * Wynn Good luck was finding out that Bio lied
18:52:41 <@Biography> [I like Wynn already]
18:52:51 < Wynn> [Hooray]
18:52:52 <@Biography> God dammit
18:52:53 < Wynn> Gaah..
18:53:01 <@Biography> Out of all of the people I could have gotten
18:53:10  * Wynn rubs her head, looking up at Biography
18:53:15 < Wynn> Why are you doing this, anyways?
18:53:17 <@Biography> I swear to god if everyone else didn't get some shitty partner I'm going to be so pissed
18:53:21 <@Biography> ...
18:53:23 <@Biography> Doing what?
18:53:35  * Biography continues looking through his book, apparently looking at SEVERAL spells given the timeframe here
18:54:12 < Wynn> Trying to kill me?
18:54:21 <@Biography> ...
18:54:31  * Biography takes a deep breath, then sighs.
18:54:48 <@Biography> To put it bluntly, I am a villain and it just /so happens/ you are a hero now in the bar we've chosen to torment
18:55:08 <@Biography> So killing you is just the logical step in messing around with you.
18:55:22 <@Biography> Both "you"s referring to the bar as a whole
18:55:27 <@Biography> Not you yourself specifically.
18:55:31 < Wynn> But, um
18:55:36 < Wynn> I'm the newest person
18:55:42 < Wynn> Killing me won't affect the bar at all
18:55:45  * Wynn holds up Rock's book
18:55:51 < Wynn> I think his would, though
18:55:57 <@Biography> Yes well then it looks like I got stuck with the shit roulette here didn't I
18:56:04 < Wynn> He's made friendships, and been through a lot of stuff with the people at the bar.
18:56:12  * Wynn climbs up the pile, sitting next to Biography
18:56:18 < Wynn> And, I don't want to fight you, really.
18:56:19 <@Biography> The book pulled in whatever bargoers were there at the time and it just /so happens/ that you were there instead of, say, Rock
18:56:25 <@Biography> Yes I know you probably don't want to fight
18:56:28 <@Biography> but let me make something clear
18:56:33 <@Biography> we're here until one of us dies
18:56:37 < Wynn> ...Oh.
18:56:38 <@Biography> And I'm planning on killing you
18:56:42 <@Biography> so that's final
18:56:44  * Wynn shrugs
18:56:49 <@Biography> and DAMMIT your spell list is confusing
18:56:50 < Wynn> I guess we're in stalemate then.
18:56:59 <@Biography> No I'm just having trouble picking something out of here
18:57:12  * Wynn Has a lot of mostly support and guard spells COME ON .TXT
18:57:24  * Wynn Also, most of her spells require using an object she has on hand, actually
18:57:37  * Biography can copy objects - for example, Eldred's sword
18:57:38  * Wynn Without the object most of those wouldn't even be possible
18:57:40  * Biography has just yet to do it
18:57:58  * Wynn He can copy a material that's held in a hammerspace?
18:58:10  * Biography He can copy any item the user is supposed to have
18:58:11 < Wynn> [also now I'm OCD]
18:58:13 <@Biography> [?]
18:58:18 < Wynn> [because I think Wynn used a spell somewhere]
18:58:21 < Wynn> [and I'm trying to find it]
18:58:39 < Wynn> [WAIT NO I LIED]
18:58:43 < Wynn> [I had it typed but she never said it]
18:58:52  * Wynn But what if the character hadn't used it yet?
18:59:00  * Biography Doesn't matter
18:59:12  * Biography The scanning doesn't depend on what the person has done in TCD
18:59:19  * Wynn Okay, well the material is this odd clear substance
18:59:20  * Biography It scans the person themself
18:59:28  * Wynn It can be formed into different objects, which is one of her spells
18:59:41  * Wynn And...the only offensive spell, and her strongest
18:59:47  * Biography So basically weird construct material, got it
18:59:56 <@Biography> ...
19:00:11 <@Biography> Really
19:00:14  * Wynn Magic Cannon -Constructs a cannon shape, loads in tons of mana, kaboom magic projectile
19:00:20 <@Biography> /the/ worst possible pi-
19:00:22 <@Biography> -ooh
19:00:26 <@Biography> Here's a good one
19:00:45  * Biography reaches into the page of his book, pulling out the odd clear substance
19:00:50 < Wynn> ...
19:00:57  * Wynn closes the book
19:01:05  * Biography forms it into a cannon shape in a way /I/ don't know how it works but /he/ does so we're not in trouble here-
19:01:06 <@Biography> ...
19:01:11 < Wynn> I'm not going to kill you.
19:01:14  * Biography pulls the book away from Wynn
19:01:17 <@Biography> Well that's nice
19:01:20 <@Biography> because /I'm/ going to kill /you/
19:01:26  * Biography heads away from Wynn
19:01:27  * Wynn shakes her head
19:01:31  * Biography takes his weird cannon with him
19:01:43  * Wynn begins looking around for Biography's book
19:01:49  * Wynn As in
19:01:52  * Wynn A book on him
19:02:00  * Wynn Are there books on villains?
19:02:05  * Wynn He /was/ in TCD, at some point
19:02:31  * Biography Wynn finds no book on Biography or any TCD villains
19:02:33 <@Biography> [okay hold on]
19:02:35 <@Biography> [question]
19:02:40 <@Biography> [am I allowed to go eat dinner]
19:02:43 <@Biography> [or do we finish this]
19:02:46 <@Biography> [right this second]
19:03:00 < Wynn> [Go eat]
19:03:03 <@Biography> [thankyousir]
19:15:25 <@Biography> [ Wynn I am back :D ]
19:15:31 < Wynn> [Hi]
19:15:33 < Wynn> Hm...
19:15:42  * Biography gets situated away from Wynn, turning around
19:15:50  * Biography opens his book, reading again
19:15:55  * Wynn faces Biography
19:16:08  * Biography aims the construct cannon at her, doing whatever it is I think he's doing to put mana in
19:16:21  * Wynn waits
19:16:22 <@Biography> Really though I'd have preferred, you know
19:16:25 <@Biography> someone like Eldred
19:16:31 <@Biography> who just throws fire everywhere or the holy blasts
19:16:34  * Biography FIRES
19:16:37  * Biography What exactly happens?
19:16:38  * Wynn holds out a hand, the cannon barrel flipping around before firing, aimed at Biography
19:16:46  * Biography Oh f-
19:16:50  * Wynn Biography is exploded upon with magic
19:16:53 <@Biography> *KOOM*
19:16:55  * Wynn Some SERIOUS knockback
19:17:06  * Biography goes flying into a book pile, sending several books flying
19:17:32 < Wynn> I told you I wasn't going to fight you.
19:17:50 < Wynn> Technically...you made the cannon, and loaded the mana...
19:18:02 < Wynn> Are you alright?
19:18:14  * Biography pops out of the book pile, looking pissed - and also a semi-burnt face, which he fixes by wiping his glove over it
19:18:23 <@Biography> Okay that's it
19:18:34  * Biography looks through the book for something that doesn't involve the construct at all
19:18:41 < Wynn> [TCD]
19:18:42  * Biography Even support/guard spells are fine
19:19:15  * Wynn Biography finds a barrier spell, a few ones that let you see souls, one that extinguishes fires, one that lets the user live without breath...
19:19:47 <@Biography> ...
19:19:59  * Biography Specifics on the barrier spell?
19:20:17  * Wynn Creates an impenetrable barrier, both sides, on the user
19:20:18  * Wynn or an ally
19:20:49 < Wynn> My spells aren't that good for attacking, sorry.
19:21:11  * Wynn begins reading through her Shonikado book
19:21:21  * Biography Is the barrier able to be removed by the user with ease?
19:21:47  * Wynn Yes
19:21:58  * Biography So wait, is it like a wall barrier or is it a sonic-styled barrier
19:22:21  * Wynn Wall
19:22:27  * Biography Can it be moved?
19:22:31  * Biography After being made?
19:22:39  * Wynn Side to side
19:23:09  * Wynn and rotated
19:23:14  * Wynn But not forward or back
19:23:22  * Wynn You would have to create another one
19:23:26  * Wynn Luckily the mana cost is low
19:23:34  * Biography doesn't have to rely on mana anyway woo woo
19:23:48  * Biography Question, what are the /sides/ of the barrier like?
19:24:23  * Wynn It's like a 3d square, except longer-ish- oh
19:24:29  * Wynn Dull, sorry, no cutting
19:24:43  * Biography creates a barrier, looking at it for a second
19:24:51  * Wynn looks up from her book
19:24:55 < Wynn> Oh, you're trying out my spells?
19:24:57  * Biography decides that blunt assault is still fine
19:25:18  * Biography cancels the barrier, then creates one so that the side is facing him - he moves it in the other direction, therefore at Wynn
19:25:52  * Wynn Biography finds that he can't move it out of 10 feet of range from himself, he'll have to move with it
19:25:57 <@Biography> ...
19:26:13 < Wynn> ...Are you trying to weaponize my spells?
19:26:17  * Biography cancels the barrier, then attempts to create one that lies flat like a floor, rather than a wall
19:26:24  * Wynn *bzzt*
19:26:27 <@Biography> ...
19:26:56 < Wynn> Um, I have a question
19:26:57  * Biography creates a barrier that goes the wrong way again, then leaps up and attempts to grab onto the top of it
19:27:01 <@Biography> Shoot, I've got time
19:27:03  * Biography Can he hold on?
19:27:05 < Wynn> Once one of us dies, what happens to the body?
19:27:09  * Wynn *slip*
19:27:14 <@Biography> ...
19:27:27 < Wynn> The dead body, that is, is it sent back to the bar?
19:27:47 <@Biography> The dead body would, yeah, that
19:27:50 <@Biography> yours at least
19:27:59 < Wynn> Oh...
19:28:06 < Wynn> I don't want my friends seeing me dead...
19:28:18  * Biography attempts to create a sort of "hook" that would attach to the end of the barrier, sort of clamping down upon it
19:28:29  * Wynn holds out a hand, some of that material forming in the air
19:28:31  * Biography Picture a large butcher's knife made from the odd construct with a hollowed inside-bit
19:28:38  * Wynn it forms a cannon construct, pointed at Biography
19:28:41 <@Biography> ...
19:28:48 < Wynn> ..Hah! That's the fastest I've ever done it!
19:28:51 < Wynn> ...! Wait no!
19:28:57  * Wynn the cannon EXPLODES upon Wynn
19:28:58  * Biography cancels his shenanigans, canceling the barrier and switching it back to face the right way
19:29:01 <@Biography> ...
19:29:06  * Wynn hits a wall
19:29:18  * Biography runs from the pile he's on, canceling the barrier again
19:29:21  * Wynn slumps down it till she hits the ground
19:29:38  * Wynn 's body is pretty badly burnt up
19:29:52  * Biography grabs a book from a random pile, spinning once before flinging it at Wynn like some sort of odd shuriken
19:30:14  * Wynn is hit by the book, not making a sound
19:30:20 <@Biography> ...
19:30:20  * Wynn isn't breathing, either, eyes closed
19:30:56  * Biography attempts to create a sharp weapon out of the weird construct Wynn possesses
19:31:06  * Biography Can you do sharp edges with it?
19:31:17  * Wynn Yes
19:31:29  * Biography creates something resembling a spear, then, and chucks it at Wynn's head
19:31:47  * Wynn is impaled through the head
19:31:50 <@Biography> ...
19:32:06 <@Biography> Okay, that rules out living without breathing
19:32:25  * Biography opens his book, flipping through for something that would explain playing a believable game of I'm-Dead
19:33:31 <@Biography> [I didn't actually kill her did I]
19:33:32  * Wynn Nothing for that, nope
19:33:44 < Wynn> [Did you?]
19:33:45 <@Biography> ...
19:33:52 <@Biography> Well
19:34:17  * Biography walks up to Wynn's body, taking the spear out of her head
19:34:26  * Wynn The spear is taken out
19:34:47  * Biography throws it aside, using the construct to create something more resembling a butcher's knife - a actual one
19:34:57 <@Biography> Okay, let's see
19:35:01 <@Biography> humans neeed
19:35:13  * Biography attempts to cut off Wynn's head
19:35:21  * Wynn The construct forms a cage around Biography
19:35:24 <@Biography> !!
19:35:28 <@Biography> OY
19:35:28 < Wynn> Hmgh.
19:35:34  * Wynn stands up
19:35:44 < Wynn> You were going to catch on eventually, I guess...
19:35:48  * Biography flips through for some ability relating to cages
19:35:56  * Wynn None
19:36:03 <@Biography> Okay bullshit am I dealing with a second person here
19:36:05  * Wynn Also, only because you never asked
19:36:07  * Biography ?
19:36:14  * Wynn Has no hole through her head, or blood
19:36:17  * Wynn But you didn't ask, so :D
19:36:24  * Biography Man I figured he'd NOTICE THAT KIND OF THING
19:36:29  * Biography isn't an IDIOT
19:36:50  * Wynn MAYBE
19:36:51 <@Biography> Okay, so
19:36:52 <@Biography> what
19:36:54  * Wynn But the spear WAS through her head
19:36:59 <@Biography> did you modify the construct as it hit or something
19:37:06  * Wynn nods
19:37:10 <@Biography> Okay well that's brilliant
19:37:33  * Wynn sighs
19:37:34  * Biography checks the construct page to see various ways he can modify already existing constructs
19:37:38 < Wynn> Listen, I can't let you do this.
19:38:04  * Wynn There are no spells on constructs
19:38:12  * Biography Not spells, just ways to modify them
19:38:17  * Biography Like making them phase or splitting or rotating
19:38:33  * Wynn It's just a natural control over the substance is what Wynn has
19:38:47  * Wynn The 'spells' involving those + magic are just /techniques/ really
19:39:12  * Biography tries to figure out how Wynn rotated the cannon in the beginning, then
19:39:12  * Wynn , meanwhile, has held out a hand
19:39:22  * Wynn She simply turned it the other way
19:39:36 < Wynn> Without a place for shelter, or a place to stay, I rid you of another...
19:39:46 < Wynn> Steal All!
19:40:08  * Wynn Biography's possessions are gone, clothes glasses and book included
19:40:10 <@Biography> [But Biography was away from her when he used it]
19:40:22 < Wynn> [She doesn't need contact with it]
19:40:34 <@Biography> [so she has some limited telekinesis regarding her constructs?]
19:40:38 <@Biography> ...
19:40:40 < Wynn> [The reason it's a big spell is because of the magic put in, not the building of the construct]
19:40:43  * Biography is down to gloves and shoes
19:40:45 < Wynn> [She can manipulate it pretty easily]
19:40:49 < Wynn> [Yes]
19:40:56  * Wynn sits
19:41:23 < Wynn> Guess we're gonna be in here a while then...
19:41:39 <@Biography> . . .
19:42:00  * Wynn read Shonikado's book, did he at any point say how long a Malivari life span is?
19:42:07  * Wynn One that isn't interrupted by an outside force
19:42:22 < Wynn> Also, I think you're too late.
19:42:26  * Biography He's probably said shonikado lifespans go for about 10 minutes at best but that's it
19:42:29 <@Biography> Too late to /what/
19:42:43 < Wynn> You said "I'll kill you before your story gets any worse"
19:42:49  * Wynn smiles "But, in my history of TCD"
19:42:54 < Wynn> I got stuck here with you.
19:42:57 <@Biography> ...
19:43:08  * Biography grabs the cage, shaking it
19:43:10 <@Biography> LET ME OUT
19:43:12 <@Biography> OR KILL ME
19:43:13 <@Biography> ONE OF THE TWO
19:43:24 < Wynn> End the match.
19:43:32 <@Biography> I /can
19:43:35 <@Biography> [*/can't/]
19:43:43 <@Biography> it goes until one of us is dead
19:43:46 <@Biography> that is how it works
19:43:52 < Wynn> Who decided that?
19:43:59 <@Biography> Us as a group what the hell did you think
19:44:15 < Wynn> Then we'll wait for everyone else to kill their partner.
19:44:23 < Wynn> Once you're the last one left, you'll have majority
19:44:27 <@Biography> They probably already HAVE
19:44:28 < Wynn> You'll bail us out.
19:44:35 < Wynn> Well then, what're you waiting for?
19:44:37 <@Biography> They're probably busy going onto the last part RIGHT NOW
19:44:42 <@Biography> and I'm STUCK IN HERE
19:44:45 < Wynn> Last part?
19:44:50 <@Biography> Last part yes
19:44:56 <@Biography> first we all individually try to kill you guys and then do it as a whole
19:45:07 < Wynn> Oh...
19:45:23 < Wynn> So, what happens if you all can't assemble?
19:45:34 <@Biography> Nothing bad, we'll just be down a member
19:45:44 <@Biography> however /I/
19:45:48 <@Biography> am STUCK HERE
19:45:52 <@Biography> with a bitch who STOLE MY STUFF
19:45:54  * Wynn nods
19:46:12 < Wynn> Luckily...the group that you did capture seemed pretty strong.
19:46:26 < Wynn> Losing me might not be so bad, but I think your ability to copy others might have come in handy.
19:46:30 <@Biography> Yes we picked TCD because they're competent and interesting and on TV
19:46:35 <@Biography> ...
19:46:36 <@Biography> What?
19:46:39 < Wynn> Well, see
19:46:50 < Wynn> The fact that I'm not there is not a big loss
19:47:00 < Wynn> But you not being there is.
19:47:09 <@Biography> Oh bullshit
19:47:21 < Wynn> I'll just wait until the others handle them, and once the five of them are dead then you'll be able to get us out of the match
19:47:30 <@Biography> ...
19:47:36 < Wynn> ...Where you'll probably just flee...6 on 1 is unfavorable for you.
19:47:45 <@Biography> Okay let me explain this to you
19:47:50 < Wynn> [Is it bad I always seem to go the unique route]
19:47:54 <@Biography> There is
19:47:55 <@Biography> [no]
19:47:58 <@Biography> [I am loving this]
19:48:03 <@Biography> an end part, right
19:48:04 < Wynn> [Did everyone else kill their partner immediately?]
19:48:08  * Biography holds up six fingers
19:48:14 <@Biography> [They didn't get much choice otherwise]
19:48:21 < Wynn> Mhm?
19:48:23 <@Biography> [some had to be presented with the fact that the game went until one died]
19:48:30 <@Biography> [Romance, for example, had to say that]
19:48:38 <@Biography> Now, when one person finishes theirs
19:48:43 < Wynn> [Oh man tell me about Romance's battle]
19:48:44 <@Biography> They go to the end
19:48:47 <@Biography> [I'll upload it later]
19:48:49 < Wynn> [That was with Blip, right?]
19:48:51 <@Biography> [yes]
19:48:56  * Biography puts one finger down
19:49:04 < Wynn> [Wait can you tell me each of the bargoers killig moves?]
19:49:09  * Biography With five fingers being used on one hand, he just starts using the other hand to count the new ones
19:49:09 < Wynn> [killing*]
19:49:14 <@Biography> [Okay, let's see]
19:49:20 <@Biography> [In order...]
19:49:37 <@Biography> [Faro kicked Horror into a pit where he burned to death presumably]
19:49:48 <@Biography> [Sci-Fi was blasted into a gas planet and died due to extreme pressures]
19:50:05 <@Biography> [Romance fell off the waterfall in the end and into the bottomless pit]
19:50:12 <@Biography> [not as good as it sounds trust me]
19:50:21 <@Biography> [Mystery was just beaten to death]
19:50:24 <@Biography> [with a photon ray]
19:50:28 <@Biography> [through the head]
19:50:30 < Wynn> [Who had Mystery?]
19:50:34 <@Biography> [photon ray]
19:50:41 <@Biography> [does that give it away I thought it would]
19:50:42 < Wynn> [I mean which Bargoer]
19:50:48 < Wynn> [OH]
19:50:50 < Wynn> [Noel]
19:51:02 <@Biography> [anyway, so then Fantasy was slaughtered by ghost knights]
19:51:08 < Wynn> [So...]
19:51:14 < Wynn> [Faro, Angus, Blip, Noel, Ryan?]
19:51:22 <@Biography> [Yes]
19:51:24 < Wynn> [Also tell me about their battle fields.]
19:51:50 <@Biography> [Well, Faro fought Horror in a dark tower - he kept breaking the floor and entering the rooms below, each of which were death traps]
19:52:06 <@Biography> [in the end the pair fought in a hell-like environment with several pillars being the only thing you could stand on]
19:52:09 <@Biography> [fire pits below]
19:52:27 <@Biography> [Angus' fight took place in an asteroid field located near a large gas planet, which was discovered near the end]
19:52:34 <@Biography> [the in-ship fight didn't happen because Angus lollygagged a bit]
19:52:59 <@Biography> [Blip's fight took place on a stone bridge connecting two tunnel-of-loves, above a bottomless pit]
19:53:27 <@Biography> [Noel's fight took place in a noir city, in the street]
19:53:38 <@Biography> [he knocked out the streetlights near the end which helped]
19:54:11 <@Biography> [aaand Ryan's fight took place inside a large stone room with ghost knights around the perimeter, which would step closer every now and then - getting near a ghost knight was like getting near a phantom in Phantom Hourglass]
19:54:17 <@Biography> [Bigass sword, insta-KO if you're not careful]
19:54:24 < Wynn> [Cool]
19:54:36 < Wynn> So...okay.
19:54:41 <@Biography> [I've tried to improvise a semi-neat battle field for each RP]
19:54:45 < Wynn> Let's say Ryan defeats whoever he was paired up with
19:54:46 <@Biography> [it didn't always work]
19:54:51 <@Biography> Uh huh
19:54:58 < Wynn> Then he just walks around until everyone else has died?
19:55:07 <@Biography> No.
19:55:16 <@Biography> He enters the final room, which is where the final fight takes place
19:55:25 <@Biography> As everyone else finishes their rooms, THEY enter to assist
19:55:34 < Wynn> Oh.
19:55:43 <@Biography> In the end, once either everyone who was taken in is dead or the final fight is over
19:55:58 <@Biography> Everyone in that room gets put back to their normal spots
19:56:11 < Wynn> Hmgh so..
19:56:13 < Wynn> Okay
19:56:13 <@Biography> I don't /know/ how being in one of these worlds is going to affect that
19:56:14 < Wynn> Ryan beats...
19:56:15 <@Biography> You might be STUCK
19:56:18 < Wynn> ...Who did Ryan fight?
19:56:21 <@Biography> I don't KNOW
19:56:27 < Wynn> Okay well let's say he beats...
19:56:28 <@Biography> We haven't had contact since we started
19:56:32  * Wynn tries to think of a genre
19:56:40 < Wynn> ...Do you guys have romance?
19:56:45 <@Biography> Yes we do
19:56:49  * Biography Wynn did not get lucky there
19:56:51 < Wynn> Okay so..
19:56:54 < Wynn> He beats Romance
19:57:00 <@Biography> Uh huh.
19:57:04  * Wynn wait that WAS LUCK
19:57:10  * Biography What was
19:57:15  * Wynn That her guess was right
19:57:21 < Wynn> ...
19:57:24  * Wynn covers her head
19:57:27 <@Biography> [She got unlucky because she matched him up with the wrong genre]
19:57:35  * Wynn a book falls from a bookcase, hitting her head
19:57:43 < Wynn> GH
19:57:45 <@Biography> ...
19:57:49  * Wynn and inside the book is a hundred dollar bill
19:57:56 <@Biography> That isn't supposed to be there
19:57:58 <@Biography> what the hell
19:58:00 < Wynn> ...Yeah.
19:58:04 <@Biography> Are you /reality warping/
19:58:09 < Wynn> Not myself, no.
19:58:20 <@Biography> Alright well get on with your question
19:58:25 < Wynn> Alright so
19:58:28 < Wynn> Ryan beats Romance
19:58:31 <@Biography> Yes sure
19:58:33 < Wynn> Then him and Romance are in the final room?
19:58:42 <@Biography> ...
19:58:55 <@Biography> Well depends on your definition of "beats".
19:59:00 < Wynn> Kills.
19:59:05 <@Biography> ...
19:59:09 <@Biography> yyyyyy
19:59:10 <@Biography> yeah.
19:59:20 < Wynn> ...?
19:59:22 < Wynn> Something wrong?
19:59:36 <@Biography> Well we agreed not to /tell/ you guys
19:59:38  * Wynn has finished 4 books by now, all old heroes
19:59:49  * Wynn So they probably had a lot of content
19:59:51 <@Biography> Up to this point it's been kept ambiguous
19:59:55 <@Biography> Yes, we die
20:00:01 <@Biography> yes, you could die
20:00:05 <@Biography> but it's not /permanent/ for either
20:00:16 < Wynn> ...So..
20:00:24 < Wynn> Wait
20:00:28 < Wynn> Does the final fight take place in the bar?
20:00:37 <@Biography> No, we've got a final place set up
20:00:45 < Wynn> Oh, did you pick it out?
20:00:52 < Wynn> You seem like you would know how to make a good battle field.
20:00:55 <@Biography> Yes, just like we made these little worlds.
20:01:16 < Wynn> I meant you specifically
20:01:20 <@Biography> ...
20:01:25 < Wynn> You're very smart, and have probably read a lot of battles.
20:01:27 <@Biography> Well
20:01:28 <@Biography> yes
20:01:29 <@Biography> I have
20:01:42 <@Biography> but I picked something that went with the biography theme and I obviously couldn't do anything related to you
20:01:47 <@Biography> as much as I'd have /loved/ to
20:01:51 <@Biography> I know /jack shit/ about you
20:01:56 < Wynn> Hm...
20:02:06 < Wynn> My world would probably be a scale or something...
20:02:19 <@Biography> well it's too late to change anything anyway
20:02:30 < Wynn> So, question
20:02:30 <@Biography> these worlds were set up in advance
20:02:39 < Wynn> Even if you die in the final fight, does it kill you for real then?
20:02:44 <@Biography> ...
20:02:48 <@Biography> No, not really.
20:02:54 <@Biography> We don't /ever/ actually kill.
20:03:04 <@Biography> That'd ruin the prey and everything.
20:03:07 <@Biography> You can't torment the dead.
20:03:11 < Wynn> So okay...
20:03:22 < Wynn> Let's say we beat you guys in the final fight
20:03:28 < Wynn> Then what happens?
20:03:30 <@Biography> man I hope they had some sort of time thing with these worlds
20:03:52 <@Biography> Well, assuming you all win
20:03:56 <@Biography> you get sent back to your bar
20:04:02 <@Biography> and we come up with something to one-up this assault
20:04:06 < Wynn> Oh.
20:04:20  * Wynn looks around
20:04:25 < Wynn> Do you have a blank book around here?
20:04:31 <@Biography> ... No. Why?
20:04:34 < Wynn> Oh.
20:04:44 < Wynn> Well, I noticed you didn't have a book, and I think you deserve one.
20:04:54 <@Biography> I don't do my own book.
20:04:59 <@Biography> Do I look like Autobiography to you?
20:05:05  * Wynn snickers
20:05:12 < Wynn> I was going to write it for you, actually.
20:05:29 <@Biography> Yeah no.
20:05:36 < Wynn> Hm? Why not?
20:05:38 <@Biography> I'm not talking about my life anyway.
20:05:53 < Wynn> Why?
20:06:06 <@Biography> Because I'm /not/.
20:06:21 <@Biography> Ever since we formed Genre we're ditching whatever backstories we had before and starting fresh
20:06:23 < Wynn> Were you a librarian or something before joining up with your little group?
20:06:24 <@Biography> and I am Biography
20:06:30 < Wynn> ...
20:06:30 <@Biography> No.
20:06:32 < Wynn> Can I know your real name?
20:06:36 <@Biography> /No/.
20:06:39 < Wynn> ...
20:06:41  * Wynn frowns
20:06:43 < Wynn> Please?
20:06:46 <@Biography> /No/.
20:06:59 < Wynn> Clarence?
20:07:02 <@Biography> Nope.
20:07:06 < Wynn> Timothy?
20:07:08 <@Biography> Nope.
20:07:11 < Wynn> Um...
20:07:18 < Wynn> Barilo
20:07:19 <@Biography> |Oh god how long is this going to go on for|
20:07:21 <@Biography> No.
20:07:30 <@Biography> |Maybe I should just say yes to one randomly|
20:07:49 < Wynn> Why are you so committed to this?
20:07:59 <@Biography> Why are /you/?
20:08:49 < Wynn> Everyone means something in this world, you know.
20:08:58 <@Biography> Yes I know that
20:09:01 < Wynn> I...hm..
20:09:08 <@Biography> and my purpose here is to torment anyone who bothers calling themself a hero
20:09:13 <@Biography> and I swear to god
20:09:15 < Wynn> I like knowing everyone I meet, even my opponents.
20:09:16 <@Biography> if we get STUCK here
20:09:31 <@Biography> I will personally find a way out of this cage and throttle you
20:09:48 < Wynn> What qualifies as a hero?
20:09:51 < Wynn> I'm sort of...wanted..
20:10:16 < Wynn> I...punched a queen in the face and then broke out of jail
20:10:18 <@Biography> It varies. But anyone in TCD falls under that category so that makes life easy for us.
20:10:20 < Wynn> By accident!
20:10:20 <@Biography> Excepting, you know
20:10:21 <@Biography> ...
20:10:24 <@Biography> Wait, what?
20:10:33 < Wynn> Oh, no
20:10:45 < Wynn> Ever since I came to TCD I promised to start fresh and not reveal anything about my backstory
20:10:49  * Wynn smiles somewhat
20:10:53 <@Biography> ...
20:11:08 <@Biography> I'd call you a hypocrite but I recognize a spite attempt when I see one
20:11:17 <@Biography> so just fuck you.
20:11:26 < Wynn> Well, if you're not going to tell me, why should I tell you?
20:11:40 <@Biography> Because I didn't /ask/
20:11:48 <@Biography> Anyway, again
20:12:10 <@Biography> TCD is full of heroes, excepting at least one, and with Novelist busy doing jack shit these day you're our prime target
20:12:22 <@Biography> and it's going to stay that way until Flarivia gets a good hero again
20:12:57 < Wynn> What about Calligraph?
20:13:01  * Wynn holds up Calligraph's book
20:13:03 <@Biography> ...
20:13:16 <@Biography> Who the hell did you think the "at least one" was?
20:13:43 < Wynn> You said we're our prime target until Flarivia gets a good hero.
20:13:46 < Wynn> Well, here he is.
20:13:51 <@Biography> Ooooh
20:13:53 <@Biography> Ha
20:13:54 <@Biography> ahaha
20:13:56 <@Biography> really, what
20:13:56 <@Biography> no
20:13:59 <@Biography> Are you serious?
20:14:10 < Wynn> Maybe.
20:14:15 <@Biography> Calligraph's /bad/. There's absolutely no argument among Genre to it.
20:14:28 <@Biography> I looked into it the moment he claimed to be Novelist's successor.
20:14:31 < Wynn> Bad as in...not a hero?
20:14:38 <@Biography> The guy's bullshit and /definitely/ not a hero of any sort.
20:14:43 < Wynn> How so?
20:14:57 <@Biography> Do you know what his line of work was before becoming Novelist's "successor"?
20:15:09 < Wynn> Nope, this book only talks about his TCD life
20:15:24 <@Biography> Of course you don't, I was just asking as a way of presenting this argument
20:15:27 <@Biography> He was a writer.
20:15:41  * Wynn nods "He sure seems like it."
20:15:51 < Wynn> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLvK5nKbo6w]
20:15:53 <@Biography> Yes, and do you know what kind of books he wrote?
20:16:00 < Wynn> [Just felt like listening to this]
20:16:09 < Wynn> ...Poetry?
20:16:11 <@Biography> [I've been listening to Tick-Tock Clock for no reason]
20:16:14 <@Biography> No.
20:16:19 <@Biography> Mysteries.
20:16:34 <@Biography> I'd know, Mystery bought all of his books back when he still wrote them
20:16:42 <@Biography> But, you see
20:16:52 <@Biography> They were a specific kind of mystery
20:16:54 <@Biography> Care to guess?
20:17:11 < Wynn> ...TCD's mysteries?
20:17:14 <@Biography> Nope.
20:17:23 <@Biography> Murder mysteries, Wynn.
20:17:33 <@Biography> except
20:17:37 <@Biography> there was something special there
20:17:44 < Wynn> ...They were murders /he/ committed..
20:17:45 <@Biography> Every single murder mystery he wrote was based on real events.
20:17:49 <@Biography> /Yes/, precisely
20:17:56 < Wynn> Huh...
20:17:59 <@Biography> They could never get enough evidence to properly convict him
20:18:01 < Wynn> That's...really smart..or dumb..
20:18:02 <@Biography> but we all knew it
20:18:04 < Wynn> It sort of fluctuates.
20:18:16 <@Biography> He was a master of covering his tracks with these things. Probably still is.
20:18:27 <@Biography> Here's what I'm thinking, though
20:18:40 <@Biography> He takes Novelist's spot for the instant credibility
20:18:50 <@Biography> And then enters this contest thing to get into TCD
20:18:56 <@Biography> See, his books have never been popular
20:19:02 < Wynn> ...
20:19:05 < Wynn> Oh!
20:19:09 <@Biography> And what better place to try again than inside the place that's being filmed 24/7
20:19:15 < Wynn> By being here he'll learn stuff about TCD...
20:19:24 < Wynn> Then be able to take them down..
20:19:32 <@Biography> He'll learn about it, study it, figure out all of the little bits to exploit
20:19:38 <@Biography> And then, bam
20:19:44 <@Biography> A week later, TCD's dead
20:19:46 <@Biography> and a new book comes out
20:19:57 < Wynn> Hmgh...
20:20:09 < Wynn> You know, I think I like you.]
20:20:13 < Wynn> [-]]
20:20:21 <@Biography> And I hate you, but unfortunately I'm stuck here
20:20:31 <@Biography> and busy trying to make conversation so I can forget I'm probably going to be here FOREVER
20:20:46 < Wynn> ...You hate me?
20:20:49 <@Biography> Yes I hate you
20:20:52 <@Biography> this should have been over by now
20:21:09 < Wynn> There's no reason to hate someone over that, Bio.
20:21:11 <@Biography> I don't even know if it'll ever end because I don't know how the final room works in full
20:21:26 <@Biography> I could be TRAPPED HERE FOREVER with you if it goes the way I think it does
20:21:58 < Wynn> And, what of it?
20:22:04 < Wynn> I doubt anyone in Genre is as smart as you...
20:22:06 <@Biography> And I don't /want/ to spend my life trapped in a cage
20:22:09 < Wynn> At least you have someone nice to talk to.
20:22:11 <@Biography> ...
20:22:21 <@Biography> Yes, the same one who's keeping me CAPTIVE and STOLE MY STUFF
20:22:25 <@Biography> THE WORLD IS BLURRY RIGHT NOW
20:22:30 < Wynn> ...Well I mean..
20:22:33 < Wynn> You're still dangerous
20:22:39 < Wynn> You're really smart and you can weaponize books.
20:22:51 <@Biography> Malivaris can weaponize practically /everything/
20:22:58 <@Biography> Romance has a ROSE for crying out loud
20:23:05 <@Biography> What does Mystery have
20:23:05 < Wynn> ...A rose?
20:23:08 <@Biography> a MAGNIFYING GLASS?
20:23:12 <@Biography> And it's not even a SPECIAL one
20:23:16 < Wynn> A rose I can see...
20:23:21 < Wynn> But how does he fight with a magnifying glass?
20:23:26 <@Biography> It's blunt trauma
20:23:43 < Wynn> ...But.
20:23:45 < Wynn> Not a lot..
20:23:49  * Wynn has finished 12 books
20:23:52 <@Biography> When you swing it hard and use the proper side
20:23:54 <@Biography> it /is/ a lot
20:23:54 < Wynn> You wrote all of these yourself?
20:24:09 <@Biography> Yes, of course I spent my whole life writing books on all of you FUCK NO
20:24:19 <@Biography> It's part magic, part ripped from the DTL wiki
20:24:24 < Wynn> Ah...
20:24:27 < Wynn> Well your name is on them
20:24:30 <@Biography> mostly the magic parses the information
20:24:35 < Wynn> Isn't that plagiarism?
20:24:41 <@Biography> No, of course not
20:24:46 <@Biography> this place technically isn't even real
20:24:56 <@Biography> We're technically only /partially/ real
20:25:03 < Wynn> ...Hmgh, I'm not going to be able to finish all of these.
20:25:09  * Wynn stands up, holding out a hand
20:25:10 <@Biography> There's a goddamn website
20:25:14  * Biography lists off a url
20:25:21 <@Biography> Just browse that when you get bored or something
20:25:24 < Wynn> ...I don't have a computer.
20:25:28 <@Biography> And neither do I
20:25:29 < Wynn> And I think I like the books better.
20:25:39 < Wynn> These books are yours right?
20:25:43 <@Biography> Unfortunately we're both stuck in here without a computer
20:25:50 <@Biography> These ones? Technically, yes
20:25:51 <@Biography> this is my world
20:25:54 <@Biography> I own everything in it
20:25:58 < Wynn> Okay.
20:26:00 < Wynn> Without a place for shelter, or a place to stay, I rid you of another...
20:26:06 < Wynn> Steal All!
20:26:20  * Biography Wynn steals all of the books?
20:26:22  * Wynn All the books in this world disappear, Wynn looking visibly tired
20:26:26 <@Biography> ...
20:26:29 <@Biography> You're wasting your time.
20:26:34 <@Biography> Again, this world isn't /real/.
20:26:36  * Wynn sits back down, letting out a breath
20:26:41 < Wynn> Really?
20:26:44 <@Biography> The moment this ends, it's all going to fade away
20:26:56 <@Biography> you'll find yourself on an oversized book and a door with the word Biography on it
20:27:01 <@Biography> Green, in case you're curious
20:27:03 <@Biography> the door
20:27:09 <@Biography> And everything will be /gone/
20:27:26 <@Biography> I can't even promise the door will lead you to the rest of the group unless someone put some time trigger inside there
20:27:32 < Wynn> ...
20:27:47  * Wynn lies down
20:27:48 <@Biography> See we've been in here /that/ long
20:27:54 <@Biography> if they've started the fight and finished it
20:28:02 <@Biography> we'll arrive in an empty void
20:28:08 <@Biography> because the teleportation would have already taken place
20:28:26 < Wynn> I can teleport us back.
20:28:42 <@Biography> No, you can't
20:28:52 <@Biography> This world is specifically built to counter any exiting magic
20:28:57 < Wynn> Oh.
20:28:57 <@Biography> We KNEW TCD had teleporters
20:29:01 <@Biography> Jenny, Robyn
20:29:10 < Wynn> Oh, they're cool.
20:29:10 <@Biography> Borealis apparently had to deal with Jenny teleporting once
20:29:12  * Wynn has read their books
20:29:29 < Wynn> ...Considering the fact that they're probably done by now..
20:29:36 <@Biography> IF they're done

20:29:40 < Wynn> Just a big empty void.
20:29:41 <@Biography> [resend that message]
20:29:43 <@Biography> [before the void]
20:29:53 < Wynn> [[23:29:34]	<Wynn>	If I kill you, we won't even be in a nice place]
20:30:00 <@Biography> Yes, I know that
20:30:01 <@Biography> but that's assuming
20:30:07 <@Biography> there /isn't/ a time trigger or something involved
20:30:15 <@Biography> it's possible that the door is set to put everyone in the same time
20:30:22 <@Biography> assuming time is even moving for us in the first place I don't even know
20:30:37 <@Biography> Sci-Fi and Fantasy were the ones who spent most of their time building this
20:30:39 < Wynn> ...Could we be friends after all of this is done?
20:30:43 <@Biography> NO
20:30:46 < Wynn> I really like books, so, maybe we c-
20:30:48 < Wynn> ...
20:30:49 <@Biography> First off, I'm a villain
20:30:53 <@Biography> Second off
20:31:02 < Wynn> Not all villains are bad people...
20:31:02 <@Biography> you're a dick for opening up the possibility of us being stuck forever here
20:31:08 <@Biography> Yes, but I'm a villain by /choice/
20:31:13 <@Biography> because I /want/ to fuck with everyone
20:31:14 < Wynn> Why?
20:31:20 < Wynn> Do you get a kick out of it?
20:31:25 <@Biography> Precisely.
20:31:37 < Wynn> That's kind of weird...
20:31:42 <@Biography> [brb]
20:31:49 < Wynn> [brb as well]
20:32:56 <@Biography> [back]
20:33:27 <@Biography> Weird? Is it any more weird than the people who do volunteer work? The people who want to do good for no real gain or anything?
20:35:23 < Wynn> [back]
20:35:33 < Wynn> You gain seeing someone else happy...
20:35:37 < Wynn> What does evil do?
20:35:44 <@Biography> And /we/ gain seeing someone else miserable.
20:35:47 <@Biography> And or mindfucked.
20:35:52 <@Biography> Horror's going for the latter, I think
20:35:54 < Wynn> It doesn't benefit anyone but yourself.
20:36:07 <@Biography> And therefore we are selfish malivaris.
20:36:12 <@Biography> but there are many
20:36:17 <@Biography> many many many selfish people in this world.
20:36:19 <@Biography> We are not the only ones.
20:36:31 < Wynn> Do you think that matters?
20:36:35 <@Biography> Nope.
20:36:37 <@Biography> Because I'm selfish.
20:36:42 <@Biography> I only care about what makes me happy.
20:36:51 < Wynn> ...
20:37:03 < Wynn> But there's no /reason/ for you to be that way...
20:37:29 <@Biography> Are you saying that because I take pleasure in making other people miserable
20:37:32 <@Biography> I am some sort of freak of nature?
20:37:41 <@Biography> Because I have a newsflash for you, woman
20:37:44 <@Biography> I am a malivari
20:38:07 < Wynn> I never said that, the fact that you came to that conclusion yourself makes me wonder if you do care how you act.
20:38:29 <@Biography> Right now I don't even know what I'm saying
20:38:33 <@Biography> I just know I'm stuck here
20:38:34 <@Biography> and am going to be
20:38:38 <@Biography> for a long, LONG time
20:38:49 <@Biography> because I can't even commit suicide since holding your breath doesn't work
20:38:57 <@Biography> can't spontaneously combust, too smart for that AND not a shonikado
20:38:58 < Wynn> Well...
20:39:06 <@Biography> nothing sharp to suicide with on me
20:39:09 <@Biography> gloves are soft
20:39:10 <@Biography> shoes are soft
20:39:14 <@Biography> don't have glasses for breaking
20:39:19 < Wynn> I think if we're working by how you thought of it, time might not pass here.
20:39:30 < Wynn> I think in a few years you'll warm up to me.
20:39:34 <@Biography> ...
20:39:39 <@Biography> you know what
20:39:47 <@Biography> now sounds like the PERFECT TIME to try to suffocate myself
20:39:49 <@Biography> ... Let's see
20:39:54 < Wynn> !
20:39:55 <@Biography> holding breath won't work so
20:39:56 < Wynn> Hey wait okay!
20:40:01  * Biography stuffs his hand into his mouth
20:40:04 <@Biography> Whuht.
20:40:08 < Wynn> I've been trying to think of a way to kill you without making you suffer!
20:40:12 < Wynn> You're smart, help me out.
20:40:20  * Biography takes his hand out
20:40:27 <@Biography> Do you have a gun
20:40:34 < Wynn> ...
20:40:35 <@Biography> A bullet through the brain will do the trick
20:40:47 < Wynn> I don't have a gun, no...
20:40:51 <@Biography> Okay then
20:40:54 <@Biography> we'll make do with
20:40:57 <@Biography> your shit construct stuff
20:40:59 <@Biography> Take a cannon
20:41:00 < Wynn> ...
20:41:02 <@Biography> make the mouth small
20:41:07 <@Biography> create a small, spike-like construct
20:41:11 <@Biography> fill the cannon with mana
20:41:12 <@Biography> stick the spike in
20:41:19 <@Biography> fire while it's pointed in my mouth, upwards
20:41:24 < Wynn> ...
20:41:35 <@Biography> The mana will send the spike rocketing through my brain and kill me before the mana explosion manages to bother me at all
20:41:41 < Wynn> I...
20:41:46 < Wynn> I can't do that...
20:41:57 <@Biography> why not?
20:42:13 < Wynn> I don't want to kill you...
20:42:19 <@Biography> You just said
20:42:25 <@Biography> you were looking for a way to kill me without making me suffer
20:42:26 < Wynn> I know but..
20:42:30 < Wynn> The way you described it...
20:42:49 < Wynn> ...
20:42:55 <@Biography> The way I describe it is creating a makeshift gun and a gun through the bullet through the roof of the mouth has been /scientifically proven/ to be painless
20:42:55  * Wynn sighs
20:43:05 <@Biography> [also I taught Wynn how to make a gun. I feel proud.]
20:43:09 < Wynn> Okay...
20:43:13 <@Biography> [WILL THIS CARRY OUTSIDE OF THIS RP WHO KNOWS]
20:44:11  * Wynn creates the makeshift cannon
20:44:13  * Wynn gun
20:44:16  * Wynn whatever
20:44:35  * Biography holds his open mouth up to the space between the bars of the cage
20:44:41 < Wynn> ...
20:45:00 < Wynn> Just...
20:45:03 < Wynn> After this is all over
20:45:10 < Wynn> Try not to get yourself really killed, alright?
20:45:19  * Biography closes his mouth and stares at Wynn.
20:45:20 <@Biography> T_T
20:45:27 <@Biography> Do you think /actually/ dying is high on my priority list?
20:45:43  * Biography resumes holding his mouth open
20:45:44 < Wynn> And if you ever decided to change your ways...you'll have a friend on your side, okay?
20:45:56  * Wynn loads the cannon with mana, sticking the spike-like construct in
20:45:56 <@Biography> [<Wynn> You've got friends on the other side.]
20:46:01 <@Biography> [*YOU'VE GOT FRIENDS ON THE OTHER SIIIIDE*]
20:46:06 < Wynn> [Friends on the other site]
20:46:13 < Wynn> [<Wynn> WELL LISTEN TO ME BIOFAG]
20:46:16 <@Biography> [XD]
20:46:26 < Wynn> ...I'm really sorry..
20:46:45  * Biography waits
20:46:55  * Wynn the cannon enters Biography's mouth
20:46:57 < Wynn> ....
20:46:59  * Biography waits
20:47:11 < Wynn> N-...
20:47:32  * Biography waits, tapping his foot impatiently
20:47:49 < Wynn> Ferocity and strength, I'll prove myself worthy...
20:47:57  * Wynn looks down, hands clenched "Magic Cannon!"
20:47:59 < Wynn> *BANG*
20:48:05 <@Biography> *MISS oh that looks painful*
20:48:06 <@Biography> *But no.*
20:48:19  * Biography is hit properly, bullet going through his brain
20:48:29  * Biography falls back, head sort of blown off somewhat by the mana explosion
20:48:35  * Biography That is /not/ how you attach the jaw
20:48:37 < Wynn> ...
20:48:39  * Wynn looks up
20:48:45 < Wynn> ...
20:48:51  * Biography Wynn notices that the world seems to be changing
20:48:53  * Wynn falls to her knees, staring at the floor
20:49:13  * Biography Wynn's knees feel as if they've landed on paper as the world changes to what looks like an illustration in a book
20:49:23  * Biography Then a sketch, then guidelines, then just lines - then nothing
20:49:25  * Wynn managed to take down a member of Genre, but killed a friend. Luck balances out here
20:49:29 < Wynn> ...
20:49:34  * Biography Wynn is staring at a large page on an oversized book
20:49:43  * Biography Which is what she's standing on
20:49:59  * Wynn What does the page say?
20:50:00  * Biography In front of her is a green door, with the world typed out in typewrite-y fashion: "Biography"
20:50:16  * Biography The page, THANK YOU FOR BEING THE ONLY ONE WHO ASKED, is a written description of everything that happened in your encounter
20:50:29  * Biography You're actually on the very beginning here, when Wynn first entered the room
20:50:56 <@Biography> [seriously though nobody else examined the page they were on]
20:50:59 < Wynn> [Was everyone else standing on a book too?]
20:51:02 <@Biography> [Yes]
20:51:14 <@Biography> [Everyone got this same ending except with a different door]
20:51:17 < Wynn> [Did theirs say any different?]
20:51:34 <@Biography> [It just said whatever they did with their Genre member]
20:51:41 <@Biography> [it's a book of their fight]
20:51:42 < Wynn> ...
20:51:58  * Wynn takes out her book
20:52:15  * Wynn does it say this as well or does it just end where Bio read it to?
20:52:20  * Biography "Her book"?
20:52:23  * Biography Define "Her book"
20:52:29  * Wynn Biography was reading Wynn's book
20:52:36  * Wynn The book on Wynn
20:52:41  * Biography Wynn finds she no longer has the bok
20:52:43 <@Biography> [*book]
20:52:46 < Wynn> ...
20:52:49  * Biography It was part of the world that just disappeared
20:53:04  * Wynn What about Biography's stuff?
20:53:13  * Wynn Glasses and such
20:53:15  * Biography She lacks the things she stole from Biography
20:53:24  * Biography They seem to have simply disappeared
20:53:24 < Wynn> [I have realized]
20:53:28 <@Biography> [?]
20:53:40 < Wynn> [Any Malivari, no matter how composed or refined]
20:53:50 < Wynn> [Will always revert back to their standard nature, after a while]
20:53:54 < Wynn> [Calligraph, Biography.]
20:53:54 <@Biography> [Yes, I've noticed that]
20:54:03 <@Biography> [having done this kind of RP six times total]
20:54:04 < Wynn> [...Both when with Zeph characters]
20:54:06 <@Biography> [they pretty much /always/ end]
20:54:10 < Wynn> [I AM THE CURE TO SHONIKITIS]
20:54:19 <@Biography> [Wait]
20:54:22 <@Biography> [What are you saying]
20:54:34 < Wynn> [Wait no]
20:54:35 < Wynn> [I am the cure to]
20:54:38 < Wynn> [Smart Malivaris]
20:54:48 <@Biography> [No it just /happens/ this way]
20:54:54 <@Biography> [again, with every other malivari in Genre]
20:54:57 <@Biography> [Every single one I've done]
20:55:02 <@Biography> [they started out the way they're supposed to]
20:55:12 <@Biography> [and devolved into angry yelling malivari]
20:55:15 <@Biography> [which is what they all do]
20:55:20 < Wynn> [Even Romance?]
20:55:22 <@Biography> [Even Romance]
20:55:29 <@Biography> [if you saw his RP you might have understood better]
20:55:29 < Wynn> [:(]
20:55:38 <@Biography> [I'll upload them all after this ends]
20:55:51  * Wynn is
20:55:52  * Wynn well
20:55:56  * Wynn reading her story
20:56:27  * Wynn finishes
20:56:32  * Biography Her story in her book or her story on this page?
20:56:34  * Biography Of the giant book?
20:56:40  * Wynn Page of the giant book
20:56:45  * Biography Because there's just one page with giant letters and that doesn't cover everything
20:56:54  * Biography The door is in the "middle" of the book and there's a second page on the other side
20:56:56  * Biography But, again
20:57:01  * Biography It doesn't cover everything that happened
20:57:10  * Biography You'd have to turn the page for that and like hell you'll be able to
20:57:10 < Wynn> ...
20:57:28  * Wynn is this the beginning of the book, the page I'm on?
20:57:31  * Biography Yes
20:57:48  * Wynn So there are no pages before this except for the other side of the page
20:57:57 <@Biography> [holy shit this has been going on for 2 hours almost]
20:58:05  * Biography Unless you found a way to turn the pages of this giant book, yes
20:58:06 < Wynn> [How long did the others go?]
20:58:11  * Wynn grabs onto a page
20:58:16  * Wynn well
20:58:18 <@Biography> [Not counting the brbs]
20:58:20 <@Biography> [Romance (Blip) - 30 minutes
20:58:20 <@Biography> Horror (Faro) - 37 minutes
20:58:20 <@Biography> Mystery (Noel) - 42 minutes
20:58:20 <@Biography> Biography (Wynn)
20:58:20 <@Biography> Fantasy (Ryan) - 46 minutes
20:58:20 <@Biography> Sci-Fi (Angus) - 63 minutes]
20:58:32  * Wynn the page we're standing on
20:58:35  * Biography Right
20:58:38 < Wynn> [I find it funny Blip's was the fastest]
20:58:49  * Wynn jumps, trying to flip the page at the same time
20:59:11  * Wynn Which would show her like the title and author, right?
20:59:16  * Biography Wynn manages to flip the corner of the page she's on just a little bit
20:59:42  * Biography The title of the book is "Biography" - the author, "Wynn"
20:59:44  * Wynn or I could just raise a leg, get the page in between my legs, and then raise the other
20:59:47 < Wynn> ...
20:59:55  * Wynn smiles a bit
21:00:31  * Biography The door remains where it is
21:00:34 < Wynn> Alright then!
21:01:09  * Wynn walks over to the door, grabbing the handle
21:01:16  * Biography 'Le handle is grabbed
21:01:39  * Wynn swings open the door "No holding back this time, Biography!"
21:01:45  * Biography Wynn opens the door.
21:01:47 <@Biography> !logoff
21:01:50 < Wynn> Hooray
21:01:50 <@Biography> 2 HOURS
21:01:51 <@Biography> 2 HOURS
21:01:56 < Wynn> YEAH SO?
21:01:58 < Wynn> IT WAS A GOOD 2 HOURS
21:01:58 *** You're now known as Shonikado
21:02:05 *** Wynn is now known as Zeph
21:02:09 < TerminILL> [I am not here]
21:02:09 <@Shonikado> IT WAS
21:02:11 <@Shonikado> ...
21:02:13 <@Shonikado> TI you dick
21:02:18 < Zeph> ...
21:02:19 < Zeph> What the
21:02:22 <@Shonikado> he /msg'd the channel
21:02:25 < Zeph> ...
21:02:27 < Zeph> You can DO THAT?
21:02:41 < TerminILL> [I am mysterious and puzzling you right now]
21:02:52 < Zeph> ...
21:03:00 *** You're now known as NickSERVD7801
21:03:07 *** You're now known as Shonik
21:03:50 < Zeph> The best thing
21:03:52 < Zeph> WYNN GOT HER WISH
21:04:00 < Zeph> SHE'S THE AUTHOR OF BIOGRAPHY'S BOOK
21:04:03 < Zeph> Oh shit that's luck
21:04:07 < Zeph> SHE PROBABLY HIT HERSELF WITH THE DOOR
21:04:25 < Zeph> "I'm not holding back, B-
21:04:26 < Zeph> *WHAM*
21:04:31 <@Shonik> Heh
21:04:37 <@Shonik> also, because this took TWO HOURS
21:04:44 <@Shonik> I have to at least slightly ditch the original plan
21:04:49 < Zeph> Huh?
21:04:50 <@Shonik> which was to have everyone enter the room based on their time
21:04:59 <@Shonik> although actually
21:05:00 <@Shonik> amazingly enough
21:05:04 <@Shonik> when ordered by color
21:05:05 < Zeph> Now I just imagine
21:05:09 <@Shonik> everyone's times match up except for Wynn
21:05:17 <@Shonik> Romance, Horror, Mystery, Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Biography
21:05:21 <@Shonik> in order from fastest to slowest
21:05:25 < Zeph> *Everyone is done fighting
21:05:29 < Zeph> *Wynn and Biography appear
21:05:31 < Zeph> "..."
21:05:37 < Zeph> "We were in there a pretty long time."
21:06:39 <@Shonik> so I've also decided
21:06:43 <@Shonik> the books at the end
21:06:50 <@Shonik> those are going to be given to the bargoers in-canon after this finishes
21:07:06 < Zeph> AWWW
21:07:11 <@Shonik> Awww what
21:07:12 < Zeph> <3
21:07:14 <@Shonik> oh
21:07:15 < Zeph> That's sweet
21:07:16 <@Shonik> that kind of awww
21:07:27 < Zeph> It will be Wynn's favorite book
21:07:34 < Zeph> ...Why do I just imagine
21:07:40 <@Shonik> <Wynn> I love this part where he just starts cussing
21:07:40 < Zeph> *Biography is studying at his desk*
21:07:46 < Zeph> <Wynn> jiiiiiii
21:07:48 <@Shonik> <Wynn> And then here's the assisted suicide
21:07:48 <@Shonik> XD